I'm drunk, so you're gonna get a bunch of random shit thead.
 

Here's a video if Moon dog Mayne chewing on glass ibln a promo. Skip to 2:30 for the glass chewing

Kal Rudman and Dick Graham are the greatest announce duo in history.

Remember High Voltage? They were tremendous.

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Don Muraco is the greatest IC Champ in history

Whenever you saw Macho Man wrestling in the WWF with a shirt or some sort of top on it was because he was off the gas and he and Liz were trying to have a baby

Watching Aliens right now. Good movie

Mandy Rose is the hottest Diva since Maryse

Mike Knox was criminally underused in the WWE. He came along 5 years too early.

I attended the only ECW event in Canada. Watched Sandman dump a beer on a chick who couldn't have been over 15 years old and lick it off her chest

Haha, oh shit.

fuck yeah Ronnie rage and Kenny kaos

Love Mandy Rose. Now that Paige is done I think she and Deville need to split. Their association with Paige is the only reason for teaming together. Without that they have literally nothing in common besides the ax wound between their legs.

I mean unless they can do a Booker T/Goldust style angle with them.

Smart considering the inverse would have been to look like Triple H during his really tuby phase.

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HHH looks chunky there...I don't remember that

Happened near the end of the Reign of Terror era on RAW when he was trying to have his first kid.

AllStar Wrestling is now a part of the WWE Network.

I binged watched it in about 2 days

Were they afraid of the kid having a birth defect if they were on the 'roids or something?

I think it's harder to conceive while on the juice.

Correct

Also, I do not remember making this thread last night.

Great thread.

A few things:

Interesting.

I didn't know that.

I agree 100%.

Mike Knox was great.

Wow, I really didn't notice his tubbyness at the time.

tubbiness is a little harsh. 1st of all that is a brutal shot of him. He's also standing next to Batista.

He just looks like an out of season body builder if anything.

His face looks really bloated. And it's a far cry from his attitude era days. Never knew about the Macho Man stuff. Interesting.

I don't ever remember Triple H looking like that, bad shot or not. I guess I may not have been paying attention to Raw at the time.

decent

I fux heavy with Kenny Kaos and Rocky Rage. Or whatever the fuck their names were.

Yes, and she's a better worker than Maryse ever was already.

Dude was super solid. I remember him and Rey Mysterio having a banger of a match on Smackdown. I'll try to hunt it down to give you the episode number, then watch it again myself.

The Menagerie in TNA was kinda wack though. Outside of Rebel's ass, which was exquisite.

Gonna try and find an HBK v. Mysterio Smackdown main event from Cincinnati (that I was at) in a minute too. Match seemed good live.

This match was January 29th, 2010. The Knox match is proving to be a tad more difficult, but I'm gonna find it, damn it.

Whoa, that episode also features CM Punk v Triple H, which I don't even remember. "Two days" before that year's Royal Rumble, and a week after Serena Deeb shaved her head and joined the Straightedge Society. Seems like a good episode. Gonna watch the whole thing, I think.

Knox and Rey had a tremendous match on Superstars

I haven't whacked off to a diva since Trish first showed up. Mandy might make me break that dry streak.

Smackdown had a main event between Mysterio, Angle and Benoit in San Diego that was fucking fire. Also had the Edge v Eddie Guerrero no holds barred match that ended with Eddie taking an impaler off the ladder. Saw it live and shit heldup well on tv. Highly recommended.

I remember that show. Wasn't that when Brock was Fueding with Taker?

I think so. He was champ at the time and he destroyed Funaki in an interview segment.

Think he could've been where Braun is now?

Replace Rowan with Knox as a Bludgeon Brother

good idea