Game: Hardcore Title.
 

Don't know how long this will last but meh, I'm bored.

Beat up the above user by how ever you like and pin him to win the hardcore title.

Cradle Shocks Outsider onto some tacks 123 new champion

Believe this has been done before, but...

*Boots Skippord in the stomach and hits the Blitzkreig (Burning Hammer)*
1,2,3

NEW CHAMP!!!!

*Hits Stunner on Blitz*

123

NEW CHAMP!11!!

*Throws him out a window*

Waits for Blitz to finish his victory Celebration and Spears him right as he turns around NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW CHAAAAAAAAAAAAMPION

Takes a leaf and tickles Xero into submission. Champ once again!

*missile dropkick to Diesel off a speeding car*

1 2 3

New champ: Funky Fly.

...creepy.

*hangs on to the window and Reverse Hurracanrana's Funky out said window*. Runs down the stairs, pins him, 2X champ

:heart:

Drags Blitz up the stairs and throws him back down. Frog Splash from the top of the stairs onto Blitz for the 1 2 3! OH MY GOD!

*Carries Diesel Mac back up the stairs and Awesome Bombs him all the way down the stair case, through another window, into a dumpster. Xero does a Swanton out the window into the dumpster and pins Mac*

NEW CHAMP!

*Xero runs away*

Xero runs into an RKO and gets pinned new champ

*Jumps in a nearby Porsche and runs Xero down*

3X, bitches.

*C4 to Skippord to take sole position of champ*

*Xero picks up a stick and pokes Blitz, who submits*

Fans Nearby: STICK POKE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

*Sits up Kane Style and Pedigree's Blitz on the concrete FTW*

*Shoves stick up Xero's ass and Fameassers him for the win*

*Picks stick out of ass and flings it at Skippord, who runs in fear into a telephone pole. Xero pins him*

*Makes Skippord watch A Cena/Boogeyman match until his eyes start bleeding, the kicks him in the nuts*

Pin.

Rips telephone pole off the ground and nails Blitz with it. 1 2 3.

*Does the same to Xero*

*Hits Outsider with a shovel. 123*

*Conks DM and Outsider's heads together*

Double pin.

*Xero lights Blitz on fire and covers him with the stick, which he then pins after putting it out*

New champs:

Stick then Xero

*Nick Mondo jumps off the telephone pole screaming "I WANT A REAL TITLE" and on fire out of no where and misses Xero. Xero flees before Mondo botches something on him...*

*Throws Rosie O'Donnell at Outsider, Outsider faints from the smell*

New champ.

*throws Outsider into a flaming dump truck* :shifty:

New Champ!

*Hits a Double RKO on Rosie and UC and pins*
New Champion

*instert Flaming Dumptruck to Skippord here*

New Champ!

Edit: Oh shit, you said UC. Feel free to pin.

(Feel free to pin...again. :shifty: )

*Marries the boss' daughter and uses the newfound power to strip UC of the title*

Um Spears Blitz and wins the title I think

*pedigree to skippord*

1,2,3,... new champ

Yes, I'm original.

*FU... On Gohan... In a trash can... Full of glass... Off a 50 Foot Ladder... Through 6 flaming tables.*

123

*Xero runs away*

*Shows Gohan a picture of his ex, and pins him as he lies on the floor crying.*

*Hits Blitz and Xero with Brass Knuckles for the win*

Asks the government to look at the contents of Skippord's hard drive...mystreriously is sent to prision...no one else was around so they award the title to The One.

New Champion.