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Smackdown SPOILERS - May 16th

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* SmackDown starts with John Cena coming to the ring. He sends his condolences to Daniel Bryan. Cena cuts a promo on the Last Man Standing match against Bray Wyatt at Payback. Cena begins to sing, "I've got no pearls in my pants" to the tune of "He's got the whole world in his hands" to mock Bray Wyatt and imply he has a lack of penis. He accepts the challenge for Payback. Cena then issues an open challenge and says he will face anyone that Bray chooses tonight. Bray appears on the big screen and cuts a promo on Cena.

1 - The Usos defeated Cody Rhodes and Goldust. Cody played a heel and got pinned after taking a superkick and splash from Jimmy Uso. Cody acted upset with Goldust after the match.

2 - El Torito defeated Heath Slater.

3 - Nikki Bella defeated Natalya with Eva Marie as the special referee.

* Dolph Ziggler talks to Renee Young and cuts a backstage promo on Batista. He says Batista is the weak link of Evolution and tonight he will show him up.

4 - Dolph Ziggler defeated Batista by disqualification after Batista hit him with a low blow. After the match, Batista gave Ziggler a Batista Bomb before attacking him outside the ring and then giving him another Batista Bomb on the barrier.

5 - Titus O'Neill cut an in-ring promo and asked how Sheamus could be the United States Champion when he's not even from the US. Titus called Sheamus "hot mayonnaise white." Sheamus came down to the ring for the match. Sheamus gets the very quick win with a Brogue Kick.

6 - Santino Marella defeated Damien Sandow with the Cobra. After the match, Sandow cuts a promo about how he's always handcuffed but is a "good little soldier." The mic gets cut out on him. He walks up the ramp acting like his hands are cuffed behind his back, saying he's being held back.

7 - Cesaro defeated R-Truth.

8 - John Cena defeated Erick Rowan via pinfall after hitting an Attitude Adjustment. SmackDown ends with Bray staring Cena down from the ramp and Cena singing "I've got no pearls in my pants" to Bray from the ring.

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WOO!!!!

You are fucking dedicated to this

WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope Cena does sing that, that would be somewhat entertaining

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Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4428426)

I hope Cena does sing that, that would be somewhat entertaining

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I have my own parody for that song.

You gotta Grow the Fuck... up you Twat
You gotta Grow the Fuck... up you Twat
You gotta Grow the Fuck... up you Twat
You gotta Grow the Fuck up you Twat.

Remember that two months ago, Bray Wyatt scared the shit out of him.

no Bo Dallas?! DO NOT TAPE

Bo Dallas should really debut on RAW tbh.

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Originally Posted by slik (Post 4428432)

Bo Dallas should really debut on RAW tbh.

no u

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Originally Posted by Mercenary (Post 4428433)

no u

I tried but I got escorted from the arena for jumping the barricade.

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Originally Posted by slik (Post 4428436)

I tried but I got escorted from the arena for jumping the barricade.

Did you try to eat a burger, and attempt to die after?

The Santino segment sounds a bit interesting. A bunch of guys have been rumored for the whole "disgruntled employee" gimmick but think it would fit him really well.

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Originally Posted by silk

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Titus called Sheamus "hot mayonnaise white."

:lol:

Sandow pulling a Ryder could work.

I think that, at some point, Sandow should bitch about the pink trunks.

Well...it's about that time. What you all come to tpww for every Tuesday night. Should I tape this show??

so eva is a ref now lets see how she screws that up

I hope nobody waste 2hours on a friday night to watch this.

What are you doing this Friday night?

Taking my GF to the movies to see Neighbors and to eat at Longhorn.

Is she gonna put out?

If she decides she wants to.

You are such a caring and respectable partner who truly values your SO's feelings.

To be fair, she didn't say what she would do if she decides NOT to put out.

I'll probably just start season 4 of Breaking Bad.

What kind of preparations are you making for your date night tonight, AJ Lee's?
crossrine

i guess eva botched at being a ref, she was doing good for awhile, then they had to tell her to count

I bet she looks good in a referee's outfit though.

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Originally Posted by Jura (Post 4431228)

I bet she looks good in a referee's outfit though.

yeah that was the best part cole and jbl talked about her outfit

Eva Marie was a terrible referee. I think she's terrible to the point where it may become her thing and actually get her over. Mike Adamle and her could be a power couple.

John Cena and Erick Rowan have really good chemistry. I always love their matches.

Really wish they weren't breaking up the Rhodeseses. As singles guys, I just think the roster is too saturated at the moment. The Wyatt Family can't just beat up The Usos each week once they are Tag Champs.

How the fuck was AJ Lee's date night

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Originally Posted by road doggy dogg (Post 4431600)

How the fuck was AJ Lee's date night

Nothing to complain about.

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Originally Posted by road doggy dogg (Post 4431874)

Did the gf put out

She would kill me if i told anything about what we do in the bedroom:lol:

But this is how we bond