Summer of Shinsen Presents: The 9/15 Raw Thread! Featuring the pointless Y2J/RKO feud!!!
 

Was waiting for someone to make this, I'm at work so I couldn't really do it. I do however feel this Heyman's letter is good for the story, so I'll repost it here......




LADIES AND GENTELMEN MY NAME IS PAUL HEYMAN, and I offer you greetings from 40,000 feet. As I embark on this journey to the wretched State of Louisiana, I find myself repulsed by the notion that John Cena has yet to realize there is no shame in being a strong, clear cut, number two… when number one is my client, the reigning defending undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World Brock Lesnar!

Last week on WWE Monday Night RAW, I OFFERED JOHN CENA THE BEST ADVICE HE EVER RECEIVED IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE! Unfortunately, John Cena is so wrapped up in this self-image of being your hero, he fool-heartedly issued a challenge for Brock Lesnar to show up tomorrow night in (of all places) Lafayette, Louisiana… live on RAW… and not for a face to face confrontation, but for a fight. Need I remind John Cena, it was in that very State of Louisiana, New Orleans to be exact, where my client Brock Lesnar Conquered The Undertaker’s Undefeated Streak at Wrestlemania? Need I remind John Cena, I told everyone in advance that would happen?

Need I remind John Cena I told everyone my client would beat, victimize and conquer him at SummerSlam?

John Cena has challenged Brock Lesnar to a fight six days before their rematch for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at Night of Champions.

It’s a heroic gesture, but a stupid one at that. Brock Lesnar is going to kick John Cena’s ass all over Monday Night RAW, and John Cena will not have enough time to recover to be 100% for his contractually-invoked rematch at WWE Night of Champions next Sunday.

Martyrdom does not guarantee immortality. Bluntly, it guarantees the opposite. Martyrdom only offers death. In this case, the death of John Cena’s dream of proving himself anything but inferior to my client, the reigning defending WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World, Brock Lesnar!”

Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat.

What shirt will be thrown at Alex Riley this week?

All of my streams look like they're being broadcast from the bottom of an aquarium tonight. Some nights I hate living on the west coast.

I love how they have that young kid Connor in the opening montage now :y:

Respect WWE.

PAUL HEYMAN!

Brrrrrrrr do do do do lol

Heyman should just talk for 3 hours.

Dark Man calls himself the man of 1,000 gifs. Yet I've only ever seen the one.... SHENANIGANS!

Would have marked out if that was Lesnar :lol:

Real nice touch. WWE does stuff like that so right.

Also, tonight's moderation is being brought to you by YOUR King, Tazz Dan. Unless, you know, somebody else turns up.

$9.99!

Gif number one... ARMBAR.

AU$10.77

Mundane Night RAW

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24 hours

Has everybody else here seen Heyman's DVD/BluRay yet? Because it's fucking amazing. Get on it.

"7 days ago I gave you 24 hours"?

Does that make sense?

7 days ago... 24 hours.

So when Monday Night Football starts we fight!

I'm texting Y2J at the moment, about to take a call from him soon, he's with Brock backstage. Any questions for him?

So Cena is gonna commit assault on Paul Heyman if Brock doesn't show up? Seems legit.

Brock IS winning sunday, right? Tipsters season is winding down and "inside info" would be great.

How is that not a PPV match?

Cena must be using some old Dragon Ball or DBZ clocks for time.

Wait, Brock's not late? SHENANIGANS!

Fucker was in Gorilla, he just told me

And now he comes out :lol:

Well we can all bid Jericho a fond farewell

Would be funny if Y2J came out while texting you.

He was meant to have a promo tonight, but it was caned. I guess they changed his match time from earlier in the night, I wasn't expecting him until the second hour.

He was going to drop a line saying "I create Kings", in reference to here. I'm sad now :(

a win against Korporate Kane should brighten your day

I'm assuming Brock was in Gorilla waiting for Cena/Heyman to come back maybe?