the following people are Stone Cold Steve Austin:
 

Stone Cold Steve Austin.


The following people are not Stone Cold Steve Austin:
Everybody except Stone Cold Steve Austin



So can we please move on and stop trying to find another Stone Cold Steve Austin?

I think we may be close to finding a next Rock.

As long as we don't find the next Triple H.

Original Stone Cold
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Miz is the next Bobby Heenan.

Jericho is the next Jericho

Ted DiBiase is the next well... TED DIBIASE!

I know Chris Jericho, sir, and Chris Jericho is no Chris Jericho.

I don't get why there's such a problem with the next "Stone Cold." I mean, this is such a common response in both sports and entertainment, and wrestling blends the two. People are always looking for the next Bob Dylan, the next George Carlin, the next Michael Jordan, the next Stalin....Okay, maybe that last one's a little off, but you take my point, no?

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You forgot that Will Sasso is also Stone Cold Steve Austin.

I'm pretty sure Justin Credible is Stone Cold Steve Austin with AIDS.

Yeah I hate when people annoint some young guy as the Next "Blah blah"


It never works out... Never.

Nice...

Daniel Bryan is the nxt big thing.

Festus was the next Kane but then he wasn't

Yet Kane was supposed to be the next Diesel.

Supreme Olajuwon lol

Sheamus is the next Fella!




















FELLA!

I second this. I don't see the problem with comparing a guy that has potential to a guy that lived up to his potential.

Stunning Steve Austin is the Next Stone Cold Steve Austin

err

because when Randy Orton ends up not being anywhere near as good as Stone Cold Steve Austin, people will act like he's a failure because he didn't live up to their hype

Know I'm in the minority on this but Orton > Austin always though he was overrated but not as badly as some.

explain

Hulk Hogan is the first John Cena. :shifty:

I reckon XCaliber really hasn't seen enough of Austin - or at least pre 99 (or even 98).

My favourite time for Austin was definitely 1996-1997. He got toned down a little after that.

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That's not a problem with calling someone the next whoever, that's a flaw with morons weighing things only by measure of their own inflated expectations, which happens independent of that sentiment.

Yeah, neither one of them are very good rappers.

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Yeah but on here those two things have fused together seamlessly.

Speed round.

Name 5 people who aren't Jackie Chan.

The differences are subtle, but many