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Since I started, I might as well get mine done and overwith, too:
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/02.jpg HEIDENRICH: Hey, man, come back here. The pudding is one tough opponent. He's was trained by Triple H to never put anyone over. Stay here so I can tell you how to shoot to him properly. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/03.jpg Here, MNM decide to feed Animal to the pudding. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/04.jpg HEIDENRICH: Now my friend, Snisky, will definitly start beating his meat at home. Just remove that other boot and he will definitly blow his load. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/06.jpg While Ken Kennedy pointed out his hooker in the audience, Tony Chimel was daydreaming about how life would be like if he were ever on the same show as Lillian Garcia. He then thanked God he was wearing dark pants. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/07.jpg KENNEDY: He is the man...MR KENNEDY...Keeennnid---mmmppphhhh! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/10.jpg SHARMELL: It's alright, Booker. Sooner or later, Vince will surely stop burying you. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/15.jpg Why was Simon Dean smiling? Well, Batista just got a taste of what Simon Dean REALLY put into that bottle before coming out...and it SURE as hell wasn't milk, http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/16.jpg BATISTA: Now, Simon, that milk tasted...different. But let me tell you how to improve that taste. Just take that milk, let it spoil, then pour it into your boot and drink it. I'm sure you'll love it. (think a bit and you will get this one). http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/17.jpg Little did Simon Dean know that Batista had a new product of his own, "Batista-wiser," the beer for fitness. It looks as though Simon Dean loved it a little TOO much. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/19.jpg Buchill, SMACKDOWN'S, NUMBER #1, BOTCH-AR!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/23.jpg RANDY ORTON: And next on the list for the Undertaker Retirement Fund, is this lifelike statue of my own daddy. He's looking great. Hey, he's not quite fit, nor does he escape the washed up has been remarks, but damn it, he's anatomically correct, and that's all that matters. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/25.jpg EDDIE: Please help me, America. Vince has imprisoned me in this hellhole that is the WWE. With your help, I can get out of this prison and into a company that will actually give a fuck about me. Please call 1-888-PRISONSCAPE to send in your donation for my bond now. ------------------------------------- OK, they're not the best I've come up with. I've been struggling with them these past few weeks. At least I tried this time. :'( |
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Batista: Oh man last night was rough. *takes a swig of milk from his fridge* Simon: Yeah it was great! Baista: Dude! My head! My hangover! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/25.jpg You can't Lie,Cheat and Steal and not expect to get caught once in a while. |
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Heindenreich:I'm sorry buddy dont cry i'll be your friend Mercury:But i loved that puppy sooooooooo much http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/04.jpg Heidenreich:You're gonna give me a blowjob and animal is going to watch and then we'll be friends for life http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/06.jpg Kennedy:Hey chimmel that guy right there he's a homo.......HOMO http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/08.jpg Kennedy proves not only is he talented on the mic he can also levitate....LEVITATE http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/10.jpg Sharmell: Booker why in the hell would someone name their kid kennedy kennedy that is just so stupid Booker:Tell me you did'nt just say that http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/12.jpg The real reason chris is laughing is because there was an extra match on smackdown that nobody saw between orlando jordan and josh matthews and oj even lost to him in less than 25.5 seconds http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/07.jpg Nick Patrick (Thinking) what would jr say what would jr say oh i got it Nick:Bah gawd his jaw aint made of chocolate pudding 2 Parter http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/13.jpg Sylvan:Sylvan wants a woman to pleasure him http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/14.jpg Hardcore: Dont you mean a man to pleasure you cause everybody in the back knows your real name is sylvia.Hey michael cole you like being prison raped so come on up here Sylvan:Hmmm prison raped sylvia like that idea http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/15.jpg Coming to a city near you dave the magician batista with his sidekick barney the purple dinosaur.Dave can produce milk cartons from god only knows where but it is entertaining and wait til you see his trick on how to make triple h disappear 2 Parter http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/16.jpg Dave:You know barney Simon:Uh it's simon Dave:It's barney now listen to me.You're gonna be my sidekick now and i've got this little bottle of stuff that i found in jbl's locker room that had my name on it so i want you to taste it and see what it does Simon tasted it and this happened http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/17.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/18.jpg Dave:HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Meanwhile the ghost of norman smiley comes to the wwe and hits the big wiggle on simon dean http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/19.jpg Funaki:Hi mom http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/22.jpg Rey: bonzai bitch Randy:Oh shit http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/25.jpg I bet you wont steal somebody's shirt next time will ya eddie....(think about his new shirt) |
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WWE decides to start off Friday night smackdown with a fashion show to hone in on the uber important demographic of 12-18 year old girls http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/03.jpg With his big role in the WWE presents the Wizard of Oz coming up, and his stage fright driving him crazy, MNM helps out Animal with his Cowardly Lion faces. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/05.jpg GIRD: Gay Indian Rain Dancing http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/15.jpg BATISTA THIRSTY...mmmmmmm http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/18.jpg Two Thumbs, One Hole: The Simon Dean Dilemma |
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Call 1-800-555-WWE1 now, and adopt a Guerrerro before its too late |
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Mercury: Damn, man, this cucumber makes me feel uncomfortable. Nitro: I don't mind it. I mean, hell, as long as she thinks it's real... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/02.jpg Let it be known, if you want to start wrestling. It may look good when you're young, but save your money. It doesn't nearly look as good when you look like THIS... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/03.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/04.jpg Not even Cole can bring himself to look at how far Animal has fallen. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/05.jpg Nothing says "Celebrity Superstar" like stomping people down with wind-blown hair. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/06.jpg Mr. Kennedy: I'm about to deep throat this microphone... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/07.jpg Booker T stops him before he had the chance. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/08.jpg When wrestling in Cartoon world, you should never look down... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/09.jpg Ass fisting, as one can tell, is a devastating counter for a cross body block. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/10.jpg Sharmell chokes the Booker Man for telling him she screams like a Banshee. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/11.jpg Orlando: Low Five! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/12.jpg Benoit revealing his thoughts about Shawn whining about how Hulk used Politics to hold him down. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/13.jpg You should NEVER reveal myself to be a green rookie on WWE Television. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/14.jpg And HERE'S WHY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/15.jpg Even old men need their milk every now and then. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/16.jpg Dave: For the fan that loves me, I'm gonna have to kill you! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/17.jpg Simon: What have I done? I used to be over when I was Nova... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/18.jpg Dave: What's this? An Invisible Crucifix? Hunter: (Over the PA) I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/19.jpg The Number one Announcer on Smack Down is fired after revealing how many times he saw Randy on his knees in McMahon's office. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/20.jpg Randy's bed time story puts Rey to sleep. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/21.jpg Rey: WHY MUST THIS GUY GET A PUSH? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/22.jpg Tragically, Rey dies when his invisible airplane crashes into Mount Orton. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/23.jpg Not satisfied with being Daddy's boy on National Television, Randy finally decides to dress like a 15 year old. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/24.jpg Bob: Let me raise your arm in victory, son... OWWW, MY BACK! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/25.jpg George Micheal has really let himself go. |
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Melina: Ooh! Man boobs! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/02.jpg Mercury: Mommy? Why is this clown feeling me up? Heidenreich: Friend... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/03.jpg MNM make the ultimate sacrifice: throw Animal to the fury of the X-Pac Sucking Machine. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/04.jpg Heidenreich: I TOLD you not to let Snitsky near your feet! Where's your other shoe? Melina: My GOD, I don't KNOW!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/06.jpg Kennedy: That guy right over there? Chimel: I know what's coming next... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/07.jpg Booker: You gonna eat this microphone, SUCKAAAAAA!!!! Kennedy: Hey, that's not-- GULP!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/08.jpg Booker decides to let Kennedy discover the glass ceiling for himself... Kennedy: "Where? I can't feel it??" Booker: "Above you." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/09.jpg Kennedy: "Get Black Madusa off of me!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/10.jpg Sharmell: "Booker! How many fingers am I holding up?" Booker: "I don't know, you're holding them behind me, idiot!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/11.jpg Orlando: "Oh, hey Mom! Now's not really a good time..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/12.jpg Chris: "Hee hee! Lookie what I found! It has a flag on it!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/13.jpg For his next trick, Sylvain will now burp Stevie Richards while singing the Star-Spangled Banner! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/14.jpg Holly: "I used to be a race car driver." Sylvain: "No way— Hey, what did that fan just say? I'm the WHAT?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/15.jpg Dean: "Hey! HA HA!! YEAH!!! Chug, baby!!" Batista: "Urgh... Batista not feel so good..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/16.jpg Batista: "Simon...are you, or are you not, touching my butt right now?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/17.jpg Kid with belt: "Booo! My ScooterMatic 3000 is WAY faster than your piece of junk!" Dean: "Don't say that! That hurts me inside..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/18.jpg Batista: "Which thumb should I sick up Simon's butthole?? Huh???" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/19.jpg Burchill: "Here, let me help you, your face was on crooked..." Funaki: "Oh, thank you... Wait...!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/20.jpg Rey: "Hey...is that hair real?" Orton: "Damn straight!" Rey: "Gurgle..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/21.jpg Rey: "What have I DONE?!?!" Referee: "Um...I don't know, what HAVE you done? Feuded with Eddie for a couple of months...regained custody of a child that's really yours to begin with..." Rey: "ENOUGH!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/22.jpg The referee finally decided that watching a threesome involving Orton, Rey, and Richards was enough for one day and soon left after this picture was taken. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/23.jpg Orton: "And if anybody knows where I can get a cool hat like my dad over here, let me know!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/24.jpg Bob Orton teaches his son the basics of the crucifix, to prepare for Triple H's return. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/25.jpg "You too can help save an Eddie Guerrero from being put down needlessly. Adopt a Guerrero today!!" (Warning: Kerwin White is not included in this Adopt-a-Guerrero program.) |
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Booker: Hey Ken, I'd like to show you a new magic trick I learned...it's called SHOVING THE MIC DOWN THE NEW GUY'S THROAT!! Nick Patrick: oh SNAP! |
TerranRich is a caption GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD LOL
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he stole my adopt a guerrero caption!
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In the grand tradition of wrestling pranksters, no one was safe from... Melina Perez, tickle monster! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/02.jpg JOEY: I can't... HEIDENREICH: You can! Look at the SVR 2006 roster! JOEY: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/03.jpg COLE: Irish whip by M-- [Thunk!] TAZZ: It's the Glass Wall, Cole! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/04.jpg Heidenreich applies the scientific principle to Nancy Sinatra's classic "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" with his thesis entitled "If I take one boot off, will she just spin around in circles?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/05.jpg JOEY: Um... Should we stop? JOHNNY: No, he said to keep doing it until he heroically threw us off. JOEY: I think he's really hurt. [Johnny stomps.] JOEY: Hey! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/06.jpg KENNEDY: ...Kennedy! CHIMEL: Oh, man... Where's a grassy knoll when you need one? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/07.jpg Booker just couldn't stand Kennedy introducing himself as being from "Walla Walla! ... Walla Walla!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/08.jpg KENNEDY: SPACE CAMP ROCKS! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/09.jpg POWERMAN 5000: And this is what it's like when midcarders collide! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/10.jpg SHARMELL: I'm sorry, baby. What can I do to make it better? BOOKER: Ugh... You can start by taking your knee off my balls. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/11.jpg BENOIT: THIS IS FOR ALFALFA! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/12.jpg VINCE: Heh. You thought winning it in less than thirty seconds was something... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/13.jpg SYLVAIN: Anyone who remembers who I am, raise your hand. Anyone? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/14.jpg HOLLY: So. You're the new guy with the gay gimmick, right? Well, Vince sent me out here to make sure that it's...believable. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/15.jpg SIMON: That's right! With the new Simon System, you can drink an entire gallon of milk in less than an hour without thr-- BATISTA: [Vomits] http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/16.jpg BATISTA: Hey, didn't you used to be over? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/17.jpg SIMON: Dave's so mean! Rocket pogo stick awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/18.jpg Not surprisingly, WWE received thousands of angry letters for the "Simon Dean prays to Mecca" segment (despite the fact that Batista seemed to think it was a-okay!). http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/19.jpg FUNAKI: Word to the wise. If Vince can exploit your nationality, let him do it. You'll stay around longer. REF: WHAT DID YOU SAY? FUNAKI: Uh... Numba one announca! Indeed! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/20.jpg Try as he might, those cookies just weren't coming out. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/21.jpg Not surprisingly, Vader found Rey's lack of faith disturbing. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/22.jpg It's WWE Chicken Fighting! Stevie Richards and his partner, Rey Mysterio versus Randy Orton and his partner...Stevie Richards! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/23.jpg RANDY: Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great privilege that I introduce Tex, the Narcoleptic Cowboy! TEX: ... RANDY: DAMMIT! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/24.jpg BOB: No no no! If you're going to punch out the invisible giant, you need to aim higher! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/972958/25.jpg EDDIE: Whoa. Flashback. |
Powerman 5000 sings "When Worlds Collide"
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I know that... :shifty:
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LMFAO loopydate, must spread rep and all that crapola. :lol:
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