GAME: Pro Wrestling Hashtag Wars
:wave: Once upon a time, I did a "Wrestling Scenes from a Hat" game that was pretty much an excuse to make funnies in an improv fashion. Well, this is pretty much the same thing.
If you watch @midnight, then you know how this works. I give you a topic. You come up with a witty response. I give you "points" (in the form of rep) unless your answer is just absolutely terrible. Then I pick the best/my favorite one, make a new hashtag theme, and we repeat. Our first hashtag is #RejectedFinishingMoves. Examples include: Steve Austin's Stone Cold Sunner, Jeff Hardy's Wonton Bomb, and the short-lived Tickler Crossface. I'm putting an indeterminate amount of time on the board, and GO!! |
John Cena's Altitude Adjustment :shifty:
I will see myself out :| |
Mizzark Henry's chocolate drop
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Owen Hart's Snake Eyes
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Oh wait, it's supposed to be all about the lolz. Nothing is funnier than poop so let's go. The Poop Bottom, the Poopshooter, the flying poop, the Bonzai poop, Vader poop, the million dollar poop, the poop awakening, the perfect poop, and of course the poop slam. So much funny. I win.
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Adam Rose's "The Roofie"
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Mister Abigail, Bray Wyatt's new transgender finisher
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Crack Attack, now known as the "Stinkface" by Rikishi.
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Quote:
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CenaSpinsLOL
It's a spinaroonie. |
the pepsi clunge
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Darren Young "AIDS"
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Adrian Neville's "Red Error"
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Miz's stall flushing finale
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Dean Ambrose Birdy Seeds
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CM Punk Go to Work
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Goldberg The Schmear
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The Web-Paige (Black Widow)
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Triple H's Pedo-gree.
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Quote:
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the brogue lick
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world's strongest lamb
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Neville's Silver Arrow
Dwayne Johnson's Rock Bottom at the box office |
Pump-handle Ram
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HBK's Sweet Chum Music-- Michaels 'tunes up the band', then throws a bucket of fish guts on the opponent.
Sami Zayn's Fallujah Kick-- just like the Helluva Kick, only Zayn's boot is full of white phosphorous and he sometimes hits innocent bystanders with it. John Cena's original AA-- he picks the opponent up in a fireman's carry, then admits he's an alcoholic. |
Throw 2 Sheep
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Turdstomp
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Wade Barrett: Calf Gavel
Kane: Hugslam |
Daniel Bryan: Maybe? lock
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The Pedigree - Trips gives his opponent a bowl of dog food and a blue ribbon
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The Quadramatic Formula.-breaking your quad in dramatic ways.
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The Mattitude Adjustment- Cena lifts up the opponent, then calls Matt Hardy and gives him some sound advice that he thinks Matt will really take to heart.
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Roman Reigns' "Birdman (Or The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance) Punch"
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Dirty deeds - deans double arm ddt with sodomy
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Quote:
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The PEDigree: Triple H kicks you in the midsection, hooks your arms, then tells you to go home for a month
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6T9
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Fattitude Adjustment - Cena hoists you on his shoulders then helps you change your diet and workout habits, tracks your weekly progress, then clotheslines you on the scale
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WTF - John Cena gets you to the mat, hooks your ankles, then stops and looks around, confused about what's going on.
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The LARPshooter
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