You know you watch too much wrestling when..
 

I've seen this document online a lot, but it's always an outdated version. So, I just want to see what you guys can come up with, savvy?

I'll start it out:

When you start thinking of entrance music to be played when your child is born, and want him to attack the doctor and turn heel.

When you start thinking of ways to incorporate wrestling scenarios into movies. (I'll explain this one--My friend said it would be funny if Somara from the Ring started lifting weights down in the well for the ring 3 and lifted the cover off of the well and came out looking like Chris Masters, with pyro shooting from the well)

When you walk into the doorway of a dark room and raise your hands and happen to hit the light switch at the same time.

You use the phrase "mark out" in casual conversation.

When you think you can take little kids from the parents and walk around togethor like pirates saying your name again and again. (Hi-Den-Rich)



PS - dammit I was gonna do something like this. Should I do my thread? I think I shall.

When your girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend and your other friends try to determine if it's all just a work.

When you attack your best friend, and say you've turned heel.

When you ask for a ladder match to settle a custody hearing.

When you kill someone and expect them to come back three months later, possibly with a new name.

I was going to say:

When your girlfriend cheats on you and you start a personal website blasting her and her new man, all to gain fanfare for your job. :shifty:

When you try to find death valleys records to discover when The Undertaker died.

You remembered the last time someone no sold the Pedigree.

Er..um. :shifty:

when you se 5 of this threads on one message board.

When you relate important dates as to how many days till/removed from a wrestling pay-per-view....

When You try to do the D-X crotch chop and hit yourself in the testicle (I did that earlier today)

Guilty. :shifty:

:lol:

When you start threatening people that your part of the chain gang and there coming to get you. :shifty:

Your soccer team scores a point in the game, leading your team 3-2 and you, the coach, tell the ref to "ring the bell" with 2 minutes left.

At school, you start out the day by yelling "WHO WANTS TO BE (insert names) FRIEND?"

Instead of fighting a kid, you two do sneak attacks from behind for 2 weeks and then tell them your gonna settle it in 3 weeks in a First Blood match.

Im guilty too

Ive done that too.

When you spit apple in someone's face, and say they're not cool.

When you enter a room and rip out a big WOOOOOH!

lol

I did that at my 5 year school reunion...
hmm, wonder why I was never popular at school :D

Done em both

When you retire from School/sport/work/whatever and continuesly have "one more go"

When you understand what everybody is talking about on this thread.

I do that alot.

When you're giving a massage to your girl, and all of a sudden you lock her up in the crossface, telling her to tap out.

:shifty:

everytime someone talks to you, you answer with "WHAT?"

<font color=goldenrod>Rather than say "it wasn't my fault..." all normal and quietly, you insist on yelling it loud like Snitsky every time :shifty:

You boo the new foreign kid in class, because you assume he is a heel</font>

I yell Swerve a hell of a lot

During fights you randomly scream "dangerouuuuuusssssss" and "huss"

You say thats how I roll a lot

You scream out what just happened at the top of your lungs.
You watch CNN, and think this Shaheen stuff is all a work.
In the middle of a fight, you stand there and appeal to the "crowd."
You puzzle over how your opponent just got up from "The People's Elbow."
You've ever put your paycheck on a pole, or suspended it above a ladder, then fought for it.
You copyright random things you say.
You refer to yourself in the third person. Either that or you're Doctor Doom.

:shifty:

How did I get subscribed to this thread?

I haven't randomly got my girl in the crossface. I've only got her in the Tazmission, figure four, sharpshooter, texas clover leaf, chicken wing and dragon sleeper. The funny thing is, she HATES wrestling....I wonder why she's still with me. Oh yeah, I'm hung like a whale.

It's happening more and more.

When you cried when HBK got beat up by 9 street thugs outside of a night club outside of a Syracuse Night Club....:shifty:

Or if, to this day, "Tell Me A Lie" makes you well up a little.