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Old 01-13-2024, 11:52 AM   #15382
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“Mr Majestyk” - 2.5/4

Charles Bronson is a melon farmer who gets caught up with the law and the criminals after a series of bizarre contrivances. It’s basically “John Wick” but replace the dog with a shitload of melons. It is a very fun film despite its stupidity because it gives you enough context about Bronson’s Majestyk to bolster the notion that a fruit farmer could not only kick your ass but he could probably shoot you pretty good too.
I enjoyed it because I like Charles Bronson when he gets to exercise that ridiculous voice of his. He had a great look and he really wasn’t bad, he just needed a taller man’s voice.
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