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Top 5 reasons you know the Indiana Pacers season is over after two games
# 5. Your buddy swigs his beer, then looks over at you and passionately says " We should bring in Josh McRoberts! "
# 4. It doesnt matter that Troy Murphy leads the team in 3 pointers, assists, rebound and 2nd in scoring. You still cant stop thinking about Peter Stomare.
# 3. You've talked yourself into A.J Price and he's only played 1:18 in the first 2 games.
# 2. Jermaine O'neal has the first of maybe 4 great games he'll have all season, against us at home and then makes comments after the game about how his knees are completely healed and he feels amazing. You start thinking of ways to slit your wrists with broken peanut shells, not because you think he's healthy, but because you got 20:1 odds that he wouldnt have a great game against you and you still cant win. God damn our poor fan lives.
# 1. Two games into the season and Tyler Hansboro's AT&T commercial is the best highlight we have to show for it.
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