What about an entire card?
Rowdy Roddy Piper vs Matt Stiker- Winner gets to interview Vader in Piper's Pit or The Classroom before his match (and then gets destroyed by Vader)
John Morrison and Michael Tarver vs Carlito and Chris Masters- Basic tag match wit 3 people we used to care about. Morrison is just there to get a hot tag and do a few flips.
Beth Phoenix vs Lita- Basic Women's Match
Hardcore Match: New Jack vs Maven- I just want to see Maven almost die
Tornado Tag Lucha Rules: Super Crazy & Juventud Guerrera vs Konnan & El Generico (don't give me this bit about Sami Zayn. According to Generico's twitter he went to help orphans, and is not Sami Zayn)
Ezekiel Jackson vs Vader- Big man vs Bigger man in the main event
Chris Jericho comes out to cut a promo to close the show, gets interrupted by Lance Storm, they have an impromptu match which ends with a time limit draw after 60 mins.
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