"Uh... dude? There's... um... a dude growing out of your dick."
(Not a caption, but Jesus Christ, how has nobody ever taught this guy how to hold a fucking bat?)
Jabbina's fans made signs reminding her to CHEW. They are, unfortunately, also retarded.
Greenpeace tried, but it was just too far inland.
The Human Centipede had to take a quick "Where's my contact lens?" break.
Always use protection. Even if you can't find where you're supposed to put it.
INVISIBLE SNARE TRAP!!!!!
I guess he went with 64 calories of that OTHER beer!