HHH won and Becky Lynch didn't so that's poopy
To make myself feel better, I bought that Slenderman game off the PSN for 3 bucks, and I'm gonna make videos of myself screaming over it and become a Youtube billionaire like Pewdiepie. I'm gonna buy WWE from Vince, and hire back Wendi Richter to be Heavyweight champ.
Then, I'll teach her how to do a missle dropkick finisher and name it the Menopausal Missle, so Michael Cole has to orgasm-scream "MENOPAUSAL MISSLE!! MENOPAUSAL MISSLE!!!" 300 times a match, and I can giggle.
Also, I'll install an electric shock in JBL's seat, and zap him every time he threatens to beat up another commentator because they disagree with him.