Mercury: Damn, man, this cucumber makes me feel uncomfortable.
Nitro: I don't mind it. I mean, hell, as long as she thinks it's real...
Let it be known, if you want to start wrestling. It may look good when you're young, but save your money. It doesn't nearly look as good when you look like THIS...
Not even Cole can bring himself to look at how far Animal has fallen.
Nothing says "Celebrity Superstar" like stomping people down with wind-blown hair.
Mr. Kennedy: I'm about to deep throat this microphone...
Booker T stops him before he had the chance.
When wrestling in Cartoon world, you should never look down...
Ass fisting, as one can tell, is a devastating counter for a cross body block.
Sharmell chokes the Booker Man for telling him she screams like a Banshee.
Orlando: Low Five!
Benoit revealing his thoughts about Shawn whining about how Hulk used Politics to hold him down.
You should NEVER reveal myself to be a green rookie on WWE Television.
And HERE'S WHY!
Even old men need their milk every now and then.
Dave: For the fan that loves me, I'm gonna have to kill you!
Simon: What have I done? I used to be over when I was Nova...
Dave: What's this? An Invisible Crucifix?
Hunter: (Over the PA) I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
The Number one Announcer on Smack Down is fired after revealing how many times he saw Randy on his knees in McMahon's office.
Randy's bed time story puts Rey to sleep.
Rey: WHY MUST THIS GUY GET A PUSH?
Tragically, Rey dies when his invisible airplane crashes into Mount Orton.
Not satisfied with being Daddy's boy on National Television, Randy finally decides to dress like a 15 year old.
Bob: Let me raise your arm in victory, son... OWWW, MY BACK!
George Micheal has really let himself go.