Melina: Ooh! Man boobs!
Mercury: Mommy? Why is this clown feeling me up?
Heidenreich: Friend...
MNM make the ultimate sacrifice: throw Animal to the fury of the X-Pac Sucking Machine.
Heidenreich: I TOLD you not to let Snitsky near your feet! Where's your other shoe?
Melina: My GOD, I don't KNOW!!
Kennedy: That guy right over there?
Chimel: I know what's coming next...
Booker: You gonna eat this microphone, SUCKAAAAAA!!!!
Kennedy: Hey, that's not-- GULP!!
Booker decides to let Kennedy discover the glass ceiling for himself...
Kennedy: "Where? I can't feel it??"
Booker: "Above you."
Kennedy: "Get Black Madusa off of me!!!"
Sharmell: "Booker! How many fingers am I holding up?"
Booker: "I don't know, you're holding them behind me, idiot!"
Orlando: "Oh, hey Mom! Now's not really a good time..."
Chris: "Hee hee! Lookie what I found! It has a flag on it!!"
For his next trick, Sylvain will now burp Stevie Richards while singing the Star-Spangled Banner!
Holly: "I used to be a race car driver."
Sylvain: "No way— Hey, what did that fan just say? I'm the WHAT?"
Dean: "Hey! HA HA!! YEAH!!! Chug, baby!!"
Batista: "Urgh... Batista not feel so good..."
Batista: "Simon...are you, or are you not, touching my butt right now?"
Kid with belt: "Booo! My ScooterMatic 3000 is WAY faster than your piece of junk!"
Dean: "Don't say that! That hurts me inside..."
Batista: "Which thumb should I sick up Simon's butthole?? Huh???"
Burchill: "Here, let me help you, your face was on crooked..."
Funaki: "Oh, thank you... Wait...!"
Rey: "Hey...is that hair real?"
Orton: "Damn straight!"
Rey: "Gurgle..."
Rey: "What have I DONE?!?!"
Referee: "Um...I don't know, what HAVE you done? Feuded with Eddie for a couple of months...regained custody of a child that's really yours to begin with..."
Rey: "ENOUGH!!!"
The referee finally decided that watching a threesome involving Orton, Rey, and Richards was enough for one day and soon left after this picture was taken.
Orton: "And if anybody knows where I can get a cool hat like my dad over here, let me know!"
Bob Orton teaches his son the basics of the crucifix, to prepare for Triple H's return.
"You too can help save an Eddie Guerrero from being put down needlessly. Adopt a Guerrero today!!"
(Warning: Kerwin White is not included in this Adopt-a-Guerrero program.)