[QUOTE=Loose Cannon]Since there is no live Raw tonight, I thought I'd do some classic captions instead.
No matter how irate he got, Tatanka could always be calmed down with a soothing belly rub.
"Curses! The saleslady said that stripes would have a
slimming effect!"
Val knew that he shouldn't have had that prune juice before the match.
Ric starts off his career as the ONE TIME, ONE TIME --- whoo! --- ONE TIME World Heavyweight Champion.
Nash always got a big laugh with Hall's --- ummm --- special brand of puppetry.
Jake: "Awww, dammit! You landed on my snake."
As Undertaker sees his Ministry for the first time, he begins to wonder what the hell he did to piss Vince off.
Smash: "C'mon, strike a pose! Honestly, you two are the worst showgirls I've ever seen!"