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Kane Knight
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"It's okay, kid. The gimmick was shit...What kind of moron would expect people to go for a guy with neon hair. What next? Facepaint?"
"OHHHHHH YEAAAAH! Payless sale!"
(Look at the Tank Top if there's any questrionm about that)
The Ring Announcer accidentally announces Val as Hunter Heart Helmsley...
"UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TO JOIN THE HOMOSEXUAL ARMY RESERVES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
After Rob Van Dam visited WCW, Nobody was quite themselves.
"Wait...You're not Hogan!"
Early experimentation with a gravity switch.
"One Thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
All I know..."
"Is my Mascara running?"
RVD's visit claims another victim.
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