Billy: We just got our asses beat, didn't we?
Bart: Yeah, but I've got great news.
Tatanka: We get a rematch?
Bart: No, I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Billy: I can't feel a heartbeat.
Tatanka: That's my stomach, jackass.
A disgruntled fan shot Tugboat in the back, but the big sailor was saved by a salami he was aging in his tank top.
Val tries out for the title belt discus team.
Somebody shoot YOU in the head!
Hall: And then Vince said we'd crawl back to WWF someday!
Nash: I think I tore my quad.
Savage later insisted that Jake and the snake were sent after him by "Hulk Hogan's people."
Luckily Bret reached for the Canadian penny just in time.
The Undertaker insisted on a booth in the nonsmoking section, so the Ministry had to wait.
Smash: Holy crap Crush, that's one hell of a blade job.
Wow, if I put this in my pants I'll look really hung!