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Posted on the Bronco fan site Mile High Report:

Rank Team Food Commentary 1 Green Bay Packers Butter It's buttah! 2 Detroit Lions Soul food Hard times and suffering have turned into a filling, feel-good meal. 3 New Orleans Saints Ci Ci's Pizza Their production outlasts a host of guests determined to take them down. 4 Buffalo Bills Meringue pie In your face. 5 New England Patriots Pizza You can't win when you turn it over. 6 Baltimore Ravens Chicken Lays an egg from time to time, but it's still good eating. 7 New York Jets Slimfast No time for a hot dog? Try tossing back a can of Slimfast! 8 San Diego Chargers Sirloin steak It's tough, but if it's the best you can do then just try not to choke. 9 Dallas Cowboys Movie popcorn It's overpriced, but people eat it up. 10 Houston Texans Chorizo Tends to give you heartburn. 11 Oakland Raiders Best prison food ever You're still in prison. 12 Washington Redskins Really high cake It's going to fall apart when you move it to the judges' table. 13 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Candy apple No matter how nice that old lady looked, you're checking for razor blades. 14 Tennessee Titans Mustard dogs Lots of yellow all over the place 15 New York Giants Sauerbraten Better than it sounds. 16 Pittsburgh Steelers Fried chicken You just had to have some, and now it's made you sleepy. 17 Cleveland Browns Tostada Like a taco, but boring. 18 San Francisco 49ers Shoe leather You could really wear yourself out trying to get sustenance from this. 19 Philadelphia Eagles Truffles Well, you spent the money. Now do something with it. 20 Carolina Panthers Dough It's on the rise, but far from ready. 21 Chicago Bears Soymilk remoulade and potatoes Style? Technique? Where's the frickin beef? 22 Atlanta Falcons Mexican hamburger The burger part is good. Let's start with that and get back to basics. 23 Denver Broncos Tortilla It folds 24 Cincinnati Bengals Truck stop food They say cholesterol is bad, but we're willing to give it another chance on our menu. 25 Seattle Seahawks Marinara pizza Who doesn't like pizza? What's that you say about "toppings"? 26 Jacksonville Jaguars Imitation hummus For those who found hummus too bold, this replacement should really hit the spot. 27 Arizona Cardinals Beck's Now you're starting to get an idea why they exported it. 28 Minnesota Vikings Quiche Sometimes you have to break a few eggs to make a gross ass quiche. 29 St. Louis Rams Dropped taco What was once so promising is looking like a broken mess. 30 Kansas City Chiefs Onion soup You might scare away your friends with a bad case of Haleytosis. 31 Indianapolis Colts Indianapolis Colts It might be food in France, but in the U.S. you better take that crap to Purina. 32 Miami Dolphins Planet Hollywood Food? Hey look, celebrities!