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Old 07-02-2016, 01:32 PM   #1
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Luke Gallows is Endearing
As I watch the Club in WWE, as I did in New Japan, I have two conclusions:

Karl Anderson is the most bland, vanillaest midget who ever vanilla midgeted.

And Luke Gallows is basically Diesel if he were hobbled and crippled. But I love him!

The dude, for instance, has an intimidating look that is almost instantly nullified by his high-pitched, twangy voice. He is awkward in his movements, his selling in very dramatic, and he runs to the ring like Happy Gilmore's boss when he chases Shooter McGavin at the end of the movie. But he has this bizarrely endearing charisma, not unlike Rusev, except, you know, Rusev excels at almost all facets of the current day product.

I couldn't give to shit about Anderson, but how do you guys feel about Gallows?

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