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Peter: I don't know about this, Lois. What if something happens to you? I'm too old to start dating again.
*Dating Game*
Girl: Okay, Bachelor #1, I'm an ice cream cone. How are you gonna eat me?
Bachelor #1: I'd invite my friend Rudy over and the two of us would give you a double dip.
Girl: Ooooh. Okay, Bachelor #2?
Bachelor #2: I'd lick off all the cream and give you my special whipped topping.
Girl: Ha, sounds good. Bachelor #3?
Peter: Ah, well, I would try to eat you really fast before I got flaccid.
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