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*Social Worker laying in bed*
Social Worker: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
*Quagmire walks in*
Quagmire: I've got a question for you too. What are you still doing here?
*In Joe's Police Van, everyone is listening to Lois' conversation through the headphones, and Peter turns up the power when he starts to lose reception*
Quagmire: Damn this itches...I bet that skank gave it to me when I gave her a ride to the gas station. That's the last time I do someone a favor... Oh god, I think they heard me! OH GOD, I can hear me!!! BUM MUNUH MUNUH MUNUH!!!!!!!!
Quagmire: Is it possible that she is a whore, but you know, only on weekends...to pay for her mother's kidney dialisis...like in my fantasy... You know what, let's start over. Hi, I'm Quagmire!
Quagmire: *standing naked in front of Peter* Does this look like a Q?
Peter: No.
Quagmire: *shifts slightly* How about now?
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