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Old 02-22-2008, 10:08 PM   #147
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Originally Posted by MVP View Post
It sounds like that is the fabricated story that the Oceanic 6 told the media when they returned. To cover up whatever happens on the island that we will hopefully see soon.
It's easier to swallow than:

"Okay, so we crashed, and a bunch of us survived, and we tried to radio for help, but there was this French woman's signal that was interfering. Turns out it was a distress call she'd made sixteen years ago. We found her, but she's crazy, and said that The Others had taken her baby. Turns out some people from the tail survived, too, and they formed their own little society. Anyway, a bunch of people put together a raft and head out for rescue, but they get intercepted by a bunch of raggedy-looking guys who steal the black guy's kid. Anyway, long story short, the black guy gets blackmailed into helping those guys, and he kills half the people from the plane. The old guy was the only taily who survived, 'cause the smoke monster killed THEIR black guy... oh, wait, did I forget to mention the smoke monster? Anyway, there's this smoke monster that can assume shapes and show us things about ourselves. It can do just about anything, except run through this forcefield that Juliet showed us. Oh, Juliet was one of The Others. But she was good. Not like Ben. THAT son of a bitch killed off almost all of the Dharma Initiative, including his own father. Juliet was recruited by Dharma because everybody who gets pregnant on the island dies, and she's a doctor. Anyway, Ben's all interested in us because Jack's a spinal surgeon and Juliet told him he's got a tumor on his spine. Anyway, when Sawyer and I got captured and held in the polar bear cages-- Did I forget to mention the polar bears? Okay, so there's polar bears, and we're in their old cages having sex, and Jack tries to make Ben bleed out on the operating table, 'cause he's trying to help us get away..."

So on and so forth. It's a whole lot easier to tell the fake story.
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