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Originally Posted by Jura WWE hires Sting and he becomes the Crow Sting again entering into a program with Taker culminating towards the end at Wrestlemania. At the end Taker sets Sting up for the Tombstone Piledriver but Sting reverses it into the Scorpion Deathdrop. A few minutes later they both get up and Taker sets him up for the Last Ride but Sting counters it and puts him in the Scorpion Deathlock. The crowd goes wild. Then as it seems like Taker is about to tap, the lights go out. The crowd has no idea what is going on. A few minutes later the lights go back on and druids are surrounding the ring. They all go into the ring and carry Sting away who is trying to fight them off. It is quiet and Taker is in the ring alone and slowly gets up. Then the lights go out again. When they come back on he is surrounded by a bunch of Sting clones. He tries to fight them off but can't in his condition and then one of the clones grab onto him and suddenly they both are pulled up to the rafters. Lights go out again and when they come back on, the clones are gone. The end.

Jura, I like you. You are a solid poster here at TPWW. But that may very well be the worst armchair booking idea I've ever heard.

Honestly, if it weren't for the Mickey comment after this, I might have thought you were slightly retarded.