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Old 02-29-2004, 06:21 AM   #1
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lol DLed both Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories with Rick James and Prince.

Charlie Murphy: He started kickin it and he was mad ******ish, you know, which was right up my alley.
Rick James: I'm one of the baddest mother ****ers of all time. One of the best singers and one of the best lookin mother ****ers you've ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.

Rick James: Now, Darkness, the tables have turned. Do with him whatever you like.
Charlie Murphy: You mother****ers take one more step, I'm kickin this nigga out the mother ****in window.

Rick James: Charlie! There's a new joke goin around, have you heard it? What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP. Colllld bloooooded. Bang bang, I'm Rick James, bitch.
Charlie Murphy: I'm standing there and thinking, this nigga has really lost his ****in mind. First of all, you don't slap a man. Even when slapping was fashionable...



Prince: Hello Eddie Murphy. I'm a big fan of your comedies. Would you like to come to my house and listen to some music?
Eddie Murphy: Ooh, that's cool. Fruity, get the car.
Prince: Assemble your crew. I'll be outside.

Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball? How about you and your friends... vs. me... and The Revolution.

Charlie Murphy: So I was like this nigga must be joking, cause I don't know where he's goin with this, but he was dead serious. He had his help or whatever go and get some shorts and sneakers and gave them to us and I'm laughin, I'm like this is gonna be some funny ass shit. So they come out, right, and I look at them and they still got on the same shit they be wearin at the club.

Prince: (dunks) Game. ... Blouses.

Charlie Murphy: After it was all over, he took us in the house and served us pancakes. ... Pancakes.

Charlie Murphy: I gotta admit though, it was a good game.
Prince: I wish I could say the same for you and your crew of flunkies. Do you guys want some grapes? ... Bitches.
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:30 PM   #2
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:39 PM   #3
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Old 02-29-2004, 04:39 PM   #6
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Old 02-29-2004, 04:40 PM   #8
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Old 02-29-2004, 06:02 PM   #12
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Old 02-29-2004, 06:03 PM   #13
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:55 AM   #19
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, you darkness... you black... midnight... evil... mother ****er. Black magic, darkness, aw, darkness... aw... shit... delirious mother ****er. Ahhh. You are cold as ice.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, you darkness... you black... midnight... evil... mother ****er. Black magic, darkness, aw, darkness... aw... shit... delirious mother ****er. Ahhh. You are cold as ice.
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Old 03-01-2004, 10:00 AM   #21
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Charlie Murphy: He had this ring on to commemorate this song he put out called "Unity." Eddie and everybody else thought that was the funniest shit, so that threw me in a weird space. Cause I'm like, yeah this is Rick James, he's a star.

Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch, hahahaha. It's a celebration, bitch, hahahaha.

Charlie Murphy: Maybe I'm overreacting. I actually went there like, maybe I shouldn't do nothing, but my ghetto side was going, "Yo, stomp this mother ****er out right here. What the **** is wrong with him."
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Old 03-01-2004, 05:38 PM   #22
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Old 03-01-2004, 06:11 PM   #23
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Why don't I stretch out? Hahahaha. **** yo couch, nigga. Buy another one you rich mother ****er. **** yo couch, nigga! **** yo couch! Darknesses! Darknesses!

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Phaze 2: Yo, go in there and get me a Philly blunt son.
Tron: And a banana Cognac, beeotch.

[Clayton Bigsby's truck pulls up next to a group of white kids listening to rap]
Bigsby: Turn that music down, you god damn ******s. Turn it down. White power.
White Kid: Dude, did he just call us ******s? AWESOME.

Tyrone Biggums: You wanna know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious.

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Silky Johnson: I would say somethin bout yo hoes but it looks like you ate em

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This isn't a Chappelle's Show quote, but it's from Killin' Em Softly, one of his stand up specials.
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They use the TV to program us from a yound age. You ever watch a cartoon that you used to watch when you were little as an adult? It's wild shit, it's wild shit. I was with my nephew and we were sitting there, and we were watching Pepe LaPew and I said to my nephew, I said "now pay attentionto this guy cuz he's funny. I used watch him when I was little".

I'm watching Peppe LaPew when I'm old now, and I'm like "what kinda fucking rapist is this guy? TAKE EASY, PEPE!"

My newphew was sittin there crackin up like "hehehehe, see? Sometimes you gotta take the pussy like Pepe."

Like "WHOA WHOA, nooooo".

I had to turn the channel real quick. I turned on Seasame Street and I said " oh, whew, Seasame Street. This is much better, because he'll be able to learn how to count and spell."

Now I'm watchin it as an adult and I realize it teaches kids other things. It teaches kids how to judge people and [/i]label[/i] people. That's right. They got a character on there named Oscar. They treat this guy like SHIT the entire show. They judge him right in his face.

Guy: Oscar, you are so mean, isn't he kids?

Kid: Yeah, Oscar. You're a grouch.

Oscar: BITCH, I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN! I'm the poorest muthafucka on Seasame Street. Nobody's helpin me.

Then you wonder why your kids grow up and step over homeless people.

White guy voice: Get it together, grouch. Get a job, grouch.
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