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Old 05-02-2005, 11:31 PM   #1
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TNA Cool Breeze (FINALLY COMPLETE)

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AND NOW



PROUDLY PRESENTS



The show opens with a massive pyro display, as the crowd cheers wildly.



The camera zooms out to a wide shot of the jam-packed TNA Arena and the thousands of anxious fans.



The feeling in the air is absolutely electric, as it's been far too long since a show has been up. But first, we go to our hosts!



JR: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! I'm Good Ol' JR, alongside the King, and tonight, we're in for one hell of an evening!

King: That's right, JR! We've got 8 matches lined up, and no end of controversy! What's going to happen to the VBX Champion James Steele, now that he's quit TNA and started his own XWC? Who will emerge victorious in the Tag Team TLC match. especially now that two of the combatants involved are known voices against The Nowhere Administration? And speaking of Nowhere Man, why has he been so elusive, and just what exactly is the situation between him and Zack Morris?

JR: And that's not all! We've got two absolute legends ready to put their pride at stake, as "Action" Jack Icon and the HateMan go one-on-one! The Dub is looking for Intercontinental Gold, and he's got his sights set on Legend Killer! A grudge from the Battle Royale will be settled as The Answer makes his debut against Chuck Jones! The locker rooms will be emptied out for a shot at the Intercontinental Title, in TNA's first ever Open Cage Invitational! And let's not forget what could be the most brutal match of the night: a No-Disqualifaction Street Fight between the brutal MadMan and the World's Heavyweight Champion, Innovator!

King: All that, and an official update on the condition of the former Champ, MVP!

JR: That's all tonight! BUT FIRST....

Match #1: VBX Title:
James Steele (c) vs. Wils'n

Out comes the challenger, and the crowd gives him a decent pop.



The crowd boos fiercely for James Steele, throwing garbage at him as the VBX Champion makes his way to the ring.



The bell rings, and the match begins. The crowd is loudly chanting "T-N-A! T-N-A!" as the XWC founder locks up with Wils'n. Steele immediately gets the early advantage, shooting the rasslin' retard into the ropes and knocking him down with a clothesline.



Wils'n gets back to his feet as Steele hits the ropes himself, looking for another clothesline. This time, however, Wils'n is ready, and he picks up the VBX Champ into an Airplane spin!



The crowd begins to cheer loudly, more out of hatred for Steele than love for Wils'n. Nevertheless, Wils'n spins Steele around and around and around until he gets too dizzy. He falls to the ground, and Steele is so dizzy that he keeps spinning around and acting like an airplane himself.



Steele falls down, which gives Wils'n enough time to get up and hit the Special People's Elbow!



He covers!

....1

....2

....Steele kicks out!

The VBX Champion gets to his feet, furious that Wils'n has been humiliating him. He throws his challenged challenger into the ropes and catches him with a vicious snap suplex!



Not letting up on his opponent, Steele shoots Wils'n into the corner, then smashes into him with a nasty dropkick!



The crowd is booing louder than ever at Steele's appalling antics, especially when he climbs out of the ring, reaches under, and pulls out a rather dangerous foreign object.



The VBX Champion begins slicing and dicing away at Wils'n until the referee calls for the bell and disqualifies him.

WINNER: WILS'N BY DQ

The camera focuses in on the bloodied face of the lovable retard.



Steele wipes his hand on Wils'n's face, then symbolically smears the blood on his own. The crowd begins throwing trash at him as he gets on the mic to speak.



Steele: Look at that pathetic sack of brain-damaged garbage. It took me less than three minutes to butcher that retard, and it'll take me even less for me and my federation to wipe out this sorry excuse for a C-Fed. I want everyone in the locker room to take a good look at what's left of poor old Wils'n there, and see the future of TNA. I--

OWWWWW, HAVE MERCY!!!!!!

The crowd blows the roof off the building as The Dude makes his way to the ring!



The Commissioner of TNA gets on the mic as Steele looks at him with contempt.





The Dude: Hey hey heyyyyyyyyy, James Steele! The Loved One's got some serious scores to settle with you. I know you're all riled up 'cause of whatever bogus stories you heard about getting swapped over to NCW, (crowd boos for NCW) but that was all just jive, baby! I know you ain't got no love for the Dude, my friend, but you know what? The Dude still likes you.



Dude: In fact, the Dude doesn't think the crowd has seen enough of James Steele tonight! I think they deserve a little bit more! And that's why you're gonna put that title on the line again, right now! And here comes your opponent!


HOLLA.....IF YOU HEAR THE DRUG TESTERS!




The crowd goes wild for Rob Roider as he hits the ring!



Steele immediately goes on the offensive, laying into Roider with right hands before he even gets into the ring.



Roider shrugs off the VBX Champ's attacks and shoves him down. Roider gets iinto the ring, and the ref sounds the bell to start the match. Steele reluctantly crawls into the ring, tries to take the big man down with a running clothesline. Roider barely even budges when Steele hits him, hurting his arm in the process. Steele hits the ropes again, and Roider catches him in a Gorilla Press!



The VBX Champ crashes to the canvas, and Rob takes the time to pump up his biceps before dropping an elbow onto his opponent.



The winded Steele tries to crawl out of the ring, but Roider strides over him and locks in the Backne-Breaker!



Steele flails his arms wildly, trying to wriggle his way out, but it's no use! Roider pulls back harder to lock the move in....

....and Steele taps out!

WINNER: NEW VBX CHAMPION: ROB ROIDER

The crowd begins to cheer wildly, as the defeated Steele high-tails it out of the ring.

The Dude gets back into the ring with the VBX Belt, kisses it (but not before wiping it off to make sure Steele's spit isn't still on it)



And then hands it to Rob Roider, as the crowd goes nuts.



EMTs come to help Wils'n to the back...



...while the new VBX Champion is greeted by his biggest fan.



Roider: Leave me alone, bitch! I'm a fuckin' Champion now; I can't have some weirdo bitch always fuckin' pointing at my ass!



JR: It's most certainly unexpected, but Rob Roider has brought the VBX Championship back to TNA!

King: And listen to that crowd! I can't tell if they're cheering because they love Roider or just because they hate Steele!

Jim: We'll have to find that out later! The Open-Cage Invitational is NEXT!!!!

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Old 05-02-2005, 11:32 PM   #2
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OPEN CAGE INVITATIONAL
*Winner gets a shot at the Intercontinental Title*

The lights go down, and the crowd begins to buzz in anticipation as the Steel Cage is lowered.







The crowd is excited to see who the first two combatants are.

First out, it's.....



FENIX!

The crowd gives the newcomer a decent reaction as he climbs into the cage.

His first opponent steps out from behind the curtain, and it's...



NICK GREASE!

The audience boos as the FTW member climbs up and, in a rather vulgar display, dry humps the cage.



Grease climbs down into the cage, and the bell rings to start off the match. Fenix easily outmaneuvers Grease, taking him down time and time again with quick his quick techniques. Nick Grease shoots Fenix into the ropes, but the high-flying Fenix springboards off the ropes, and catches Grease into a unique reverse-hurricanrana into a chokehold.



Grease escapes the hold and begins to retaliate. He gets Fenix off guard with a series of quick kicks, then hits the ropes for an Asai Moonsault. Fenix has the move scouted, however, and rolls back, kicking Grease in the back of the head as he comes over.



Grease is knocked silly, and Fenix goes for the pin!

....1

....2

....Grease kicks out!

The ratty little member of FTW gets to his feet and takes down Fenix with a quick dropkick. Staying on the defense, he whips Fenix into the turnbuckle, then begins to beat on him in the corner.



The crowd boos as Grease somehow manages to pull a trash can out from under the ring, despite there still being a cage around it. Nevertheless, Fenix is in big trouble, as Grease bashes him over the head with it.



He covers!

....1

....2

....Fenix kicks out!

Grease hits him again!



Another cover!

....1

....2

....Fenix kicks out again!

Grease starts to get frustrated, and throws the trash can out of the cage door, inadvertantly hitting a fan in the face with it, drawing even louder boos. Grease gets so worked up, he doesn't even notice that Fenix has gotten up, and is now right behind him!

Fenix grabs Nick Grease by the hair, and slams him into the cage! The crowd pops loudly as the rookie bashes Grease's head into the steel again and again, before springing off the ropes with an Asai Moonsault!



Fenix covers!

....1

....2

....Nick Grease kicks out!

Fenix gets a huge pop from the ladies, and one woman is so hot for him that she begins to climb the cage to get in. Fenix, ever a sucker for the females, begins to climb up to meet her. Unfortunately, Nick Grease begins to climb up after him!

The two jockey for position to see who can meet the hot girl first, and just as Fenix looks like he's about to get to her, Nick Grease catches him with a neckbreaker off the top of the cage!!!!



Grease covers!

....1

....2

....3!

FENIX IS ELIMINATED

The crowd boos as Nick Grease tosses Fenix out of the ring.

Grease's next opponent comes out, and it's....



EL PUREHATRED!

The crowd gives him a mixed reaction, as the legendary luchadore stops for a moment to chat up the hot girl who wanted to meet Fenix.



PureHatred climbs into the cage, and Nick Grease goes on the attack. He charges at El PureHatred, but the luchadore is too fast for him, and leapfrogs right over him.



Grease collides head-on with the cage, which allows ElPureHatred to climb up to the top turnbuckle and hit a big splash!



He hooks the leg!

....1

....2

....3!

NICK GREASE IS ELIMINATED

The FTW member rolls out the cage door, still clutching his head.



El PureHatred waits for his next opponent, which happens to be....



THE DUDE?!?!?!?!

"The Dude" gets into the cage as a baffled El PureHatred looks on.

"Dude": INFILTRATION SUCCESSFUL. DISENGAGE CAMOUFLAGE

The "Dude" pulls off the tie-dye shirt and wig, revealing himself to be...



TS-6!

The crowd pops for TS-6 as he squares off with El PureHatred and puts him in an abdominal stretch.



The luchadore quickly escapes the hold, then slams TS6 into the cage. The 'android' falls over, which allows El PureHatred to run to the ropes and hit a Springboard Moonsault!



He covers!

....1

....2

....TS6 kicks out!

TS6: PRIMARY OFFENSIVE MODE INEFFECTIVE AGAINST HUMAN TARGET. ENGAGE SPECIAL WEAPONS MODE.

TS6 whistles, and out comes an incredibly beautiful woman. El PureHatred is taken aback as the blistering hot babe walks up to the cage door, and TS6 lets her in.



With El PureHatred and the referee ogling over the woman, TS6 grabs a guitar (Hell if I know where he got it from) and blasts PureHatred over the head with it.



TS6: OPERATION COMPLETE. DISENGAGE SPECIAL WEAPONS MODE.

TS6 sweeps the guitar shards out the cage door, and the hot woman leaves. The referee snaps out of it just in time to see TS6 make the cover.

....1

....2

....3!

EL PUREHATRED IS ELIMINATED

TS6: AWAITING NEW TARGET. ENGAGING STANDBY MODE.

TS6 stand patiently in the corner while his next opponent comes out, and it's...



"SCARY" SCOTT CHABOT!

The big and (as the name implies) scary man steps inside the cage to meet TS6, who, as an unemotional 'robot,' is unafraid.



TS6: NEW TARGET ACQUIRED. ACTIVATE LASER EYES.

......nothing happens.....

TS6: ERROR. EXECUTE BACKUP PLAN. ACTIVATE MISSILE LAUNCHER.

.....again, nothing happens.....

TS6: WARNING! WARNING! PRIMARY WEAPONS SYSTEMS OFFLINE! EXECUTE EMERGENCY MEASURE 229-ALPHA--

Before TS6 can move, Scary Scott gives him a Chokeslam!



Chabot covers!

....1

....2

....3!

TS6 IS ELIMINATED!

Scary Scott laughs in an evil (and unbelievably scary manner), as he waits for his next opponent....



EL NINO!

Nino immediately climbs up the cage to dive down onto Scary Scott!



He leaps, and hits Scary Scott dead-on!

He covers!

....1

....2

....3!

SCARY SCOTT IS ELIMINATED

El Nino looks to the ramp to see his next opponent, and it's......
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ALLLEAYEAHEALLAYEAHALLAH!!!!

The crowd boos loudly as Oqab Asal makes his way to the ring.



Oqab makes way down the aisle, slapping an old lady in the face on the way, because he's an evil bastard. The Super-Babyface El Nino can't wait to get his hands on Asal, who nonchalantly reaches in his pocket, and pulls out a remote device.



JR: Bah Gawd, what's he got there?!

King: If I didn't know better, I'd say that that's a wireless remote detonator, the kind used by more organized terrorist groups to set off C-4 explosives!

JR: ......and how do you know that?

King: I...ummm....read it in a magazine...somewhere.

JR: Remind me to call Homeland Security about you after the show.

Meanwhile, Oqab Asal sneers gleefully as El Nino tells him to 'bring it on.' Asal pushes the button...



....and El Nino is blown clear out of the cage!

EL NINO IS ELIMINATED

The crowd boos even louder, as Oqab Asal laughs evilly.



[color=lime]Asal: Am I an evil bastard or what?![/b]

Backstage Voice: Did somebody say EVIL?!?!?!?!

"Les Patates" hits, and the crowd starts booing for...



EVIL RICK THEODORE!

The crowd boos Theodore even harder when he out-evils Oqab Asal by punting a baby down the aisle as he makes his entrance.

Evil Rick gets into the cage, and the two most EVIL men in the business square off. Asal starts things out by taking Theodore's sunglasses off and stepping on them. He panders to the crowd, who boo him mercilessly. Rick Theodore responds by grabbing Asal's tights and giving him a wedgie. The crowd boos him even harder.

Finally, after a few more rounds of eye-gounging, nose-tweaking, and insults towards each other's mothers, the two villains seem to be at an impasse....worse yet, an EVIL impasse! Rick Theodore makes the first actual wrestling move and gives Asal a scoop slam. Asal gets up and charges into the ropes, but Rick uses his surprising (and EVIL) agility to leapfrog right over him!



Evil Rick reaches into his tights and pulls out a banana peel, which Oqab Asal steps on, slipping, and falling flat on his back!

Evil Rick goes for the quick cover!

.....1

.....2

....Asal kicks out!

Rick Theodore tries for an Irish Whip into the cage, but Asal reverses it and sends Rick into the steel. Oqab runs after him, and smashes him back into the cage!



Asal rolls him up for the pin!

....1

....2

....Evil Rick kicks out!

The crowd isn't really sure who to root for here, so they just boo even louder.

Evil Rick makes a comeback, punching away at Asal, then propping him up on the turnbuckle, and in an decidedly EVIL move, yells at him really loudly!



Asal responds by hopping off the turnbuckle and doing the most diabolical thing he could ever think of doing to the crowd....a REST HOLD!!!!!



JR: Bah Gawd, King! If he keeps this rest-hold on long enough, he could very well bore Evil Rick into submission!

King: That's right, and---wait, who's that guy wanting to get tagged in?

JR: I dunno. Must be someone to replace the cage that keeps disappearing.

After a few long, boring minutes of being trapped in the rest hold, Evil Rick has one more trick up his sleeve....the one thing more EVIL than making the crowd watch him in a rest hold....

HE TAPS OUT TO A REST HOLD!!!!

EVIL RICK IS ELIMINATED

JR: Bah Gawd, Evil Rick is so Evil, he'd forsake winning the match just to deny the audience from getting a climactic ending!

Evil Rick laughs evilly, as Oqab Asal is frustrated at being so masterfully out-evilled. Asal waits for his next opponent, who just so happens to be the very last man out.

The fans erupt as KoRn's "Another Brick in the Wall" blares. The final entrant in the Open-Cage Invitational is...



A. C. SLATER!

Oqab Asal looks terrified as The Monster of Bayside High enters the cage.



Asal immediately begins to climb the cage, and Slater climbs up after him. Asal manages to get over the top, but before he can escape, Slater grabs him by the throat.



Slater: YOU DON'T GET TO LEAVE THE FUNHOUSE BEFORE YOU GET A PRESENT! PREPPIE!!!!!!!!!

With that rather unintelligible attempt at a threat, Slater tosses Asal back down into the ring!

Asal is down and out from the big cage bump, Slater begins to climb the ladder. He's almost there, about to reach the big contract....
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ALLLEAYEAHEALLAYEAHALLAH!!!!

The crowd boos loudly as Oqab Asal makes his way to the ring.



Oqab makes way down the aisle, slapping an old lady in the face on the way, because he's an evil bastard. The Super-Babyface El Nino can't wait to get his hands on Asal, who nonchalantly reaches in his pocket, and pulls out a remote device.



JR: Bah Gawd, what's he got there?!

King: If I didn't know better, I'd say that that's a wireless remote detonator, the kind used by more organized terrorist groups to set off C-4 explosives!

JR: ......and how do you know that?

King: I...ummm....read it in a magazine...somewhere.

JR: Remind me to call Homeland Security about you after the show.

Meanwhile, Oqab Asal sneers gleefully as El Nino tells him to 'bring it on.' Asal pushes the button...



....and El Nino is blown clear out of the cage!

EL NINO IS ELIMINATED

The crowd boos even louder, as Oqab Asal laughs evilly.



Asal: Am I an evil bastard or what?!

Backstage Voice: Did somebody say EVIL?!?!?!?!

"Les Patates" hits, and the crowd starts booing for...



EVIL RICK THEODORE!

The crowd boos Theodore even harder when he out-evils Oqab Asal by punting a baby down the aisle as he makes his entrance.

Evil Rick gets into the cage, and the two most EVIL men in the business square off. Asal starts things out by taking Theodore's sunglasses off and stepping on them. He panders to the crowd, who boo him mercilessly. Rick Theodore responds by grabbing Asal's tights and giving him a wedgie. The crowd boos him even harder.

Finally, after a few more rounds of eye-gounging, nose-tweaking, and insults towards each other's mothers, the two villains seem to be at an impasse....worse yet, an EVIL impasse! Rick Theodore makes the first actual wrestling move and gives Asal a scoop slam. Asal gets up and charges into the ropes, but Rick uses his surprising (and EVIL) agility to leapfrog right over him!



Evil Rick reaches into his tights and pulls out a banana peel, which Oqab Asal steps on, slipping, and falling flat on his back!

Evil Rick goes for the quick cover!

.....1

.....2

....Asal kicks out!

Rick Theodore tries for an Irish Whip into the cage, but Asal reverses it and sends Rick into the steel. Oqab runs after him, and smashes him back into the cage!



Asal rolls him up for the pin!

....1

....2

....Evil Rick kicks out!

The crowd isn't really sure who to root for here, so they just boo even louder.

Evil Rick makes a comeback, punching away at Asal, then propping him up on the turnbuckle, and in an decidedly EVIL move, yells at him really loudly!



Asal responds by hopping off the turnbuckle and doing the most diabolical thing he could ever think of doing to the crowd....a REST HOLD!!!!!



JR: Bah Gawd, King! If he keeps this rest-hold on long enough, he could very well bore Evil Rick into submission!

King: That's right, and---wait, who's that guy wanting to get tagged in?

JR: I dunno. Must be someone to replace the cage that keeps disappearing.

After a few long, boring minutes of being trapped in the rest hold, Evil Rick has one more trick up his sleeve....the one thing more EVIL than making the crowd watch him in a rest hold....

HE TAPS OUT TO A REST HOLD!!!!

EVIL RICK IS ELIMINATED

JR: Bah Gawd, Evil Rick is so Evil, he'd forsake winning the match just to deny the audience from getting a climactic ending!

Evil Rick laughs evilly, as Oqab Asal is frustrated at being so masterfully out-evilled. Asal waits for his next opponent, who just so happens to be the very last man out.

The fans erupt as KoRn's "Another Brick in the Wall" blares. The final entrant in the Open-Cage Invitational is...



A. C. SLATER!

Oqab Asal looks terrified as The Monster of Bayside High enters the cage.



Asal immediately begins to climb the cage, and Slater climbs up after him. Asal manages to get over the top, but before he can escape, Slater grabs him by the throat.



Slater: YOU DON'T GET TO LEAVE THE FUNHOUSE BEFORE YOU GET A PRESENT! PREPPIE!!!!!!!!!

With that rather unintelligible attempt at a threat, Slater tosses Asal back down into the ring!

Asal is down and out from the big cage bump, Slater begins to climb the ladder. He's almost there, about to reach the big contract....



...then the ring crew tells him that this is a cage match instead of a ladder match, and he climbs back down.

Asal begins to fight back, but Slater picks him up, and gives him a double-handed Chokeslam!



Asal is out cold, and Slater goes for the pin!

....1

....2

....3!

OQAB ASAL IS ELIMINATED

WINNER: NEW #1 CONTENDER FOR THE I. C. TITLE: A. C. SLATER

The crowd pops big for Slater, who decides to celebrate with a barbecue. After realizing he doesn't have any ribs or hot dogs to cook, he instead just lights the ring on fire.



The ring crew scrambles with fire extinguishers, and then get Slater "all dressed up" to go to his "special party."





JR: Well, ladies and gentlemen, the Intercontinental Champion's got a new #1 Contender, and after a long, grueling, and....unique....match, the Monster from Bayside High gets his shot! But will he face Legend Killer or the Dub?

King: We'll find that out later in the program! Up next, two superstars make their PPV debut! Chuck Jones vs. The Answer, in a Hardcore Match!
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Match #3: Hardcore Rules
Chuck Jones vs. The Answer

Out comes the Canadian Hero to a mixed reaction, getting more boos than cheers.



Pantera's "Walk" hits, but The Answer doesn't come out. After about a minute of nothing happening, Chuck Jones decides that the Answer just didn't want to come out and fight, and he leaves the ring.

Just as he begins to head back, The Answer appears, standing on the 'Tron itself, and before Chuck can get out of the way, he dives off the Tron onto him!



The crowd goes nuts for the huge spot, and The Answer immediately tries to pin Jones! (remember, Hardcore Rules means falls count anywhere)

....1

....2

....Chuck Jones kicks out!

Both men are winded and dazed from the impact of the 'Tron dive, but the two begin brawling as soon as they get to their feet. Jones gets the better of The Answer off the bat, peppering him with hard rights as the two duke it out on the entrance ramp. He grabs a chair and goes to hit him with it, but The Answer kicks the chair right into Jones' face!



The Answer covers again!

....1

....2

....Jones kicks out again!

The Answer picks up Chuck Jones and leads him down to the ring, where the two begin a chain wrestling sequence. Jones gets his bearing back and gets the advantage over The Answer.

The two trade submission holds...





Then the Answer breaks the chain by shooting Jones into the ropes, who comes back with a flying cross-body!



He rolls through to hook the leg!

....1

....2

....The Answer kicks out!

Answer gets back to his feet, and the two start a second chain wrestling sequence. Chuck Jones tries to shoot The Answer into the corner, but Answer reverses it. Jones sees the Answer charging after him, and leaps over him, sending the Answer headlong into the corner post!



The Answer rolls out of the ring, but that's hardly a safe place for him, as Chuck Jones comes flying over the top ropes onto him with a plancha!



He covers!

....1

....2

....The Answer kicks out!

Jones rolls back into the ring, and The Answer comes after him. Answer tries to shoot Jones into the turnbuckle, but Jones reverses it, and begins waylaying The Answer in the corner.



The Answer fights his way out of the corner, levelling the Canadian Hero with a hard spinning kick. He leaps up to the top turnbuckle, and goes for a Split-Legged Moonsault!



The Moonsault hits, and The Answer presses for the pin!

....1

....2

....Chuck Jones kicks out!

The Answer stays on the attack, making sure Jones stays down. He blasts Jones with a dropkick as he tries to get up, then hits a rolling Senton!



Chuck Jones rolls out of the ring, and this time it's the Answer's turn to dive out after him!



Chuck Jones is knocked silly, and The Answer looks to end the match with one more brilliant hardcore spot. He reaches under the ring, pulling out the ladder to be used for the TLC match, and uses it to bridge the ring apron to the guardrail.

He then places the dazed Jones on top of it...



....and heads up to the top turnbuckle!



JR: Oh my GAWD, King! If he does this, it may be all over for both of them!

The Answer leaps!



But Jones rolls off the ladder, and the Answer crashes right through it!

The Answer has knocked himself out cold.



Chuck Jones throws back the protective mats, and finishes the job by giving the Answer a Canadian Crackdown onto the concrete floor!



He covers!

....1

....2

.....3!

WINNER: CHUCK JONES

Jones celebrates as the Answer is taken away on a stretcher.



JR: After an intense hardcore bout, the Canadian Hero is successful in his PPV debut! Unfortunately, the Answer can't really say the same.

King: Don't feel too bad for him; just throw some tape on his ribs, and he'll be fine!

JR: And if you thought the last match was hardcore, you haven't seen anything yet! The 4-Way Tag Team TLC match is NEXT!
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Match #4: TNA Tag Team Championships
Tables, Ladders, and Chairs
The Nobodies (Invisible/Mahagee) vs. FTW (Mendez and Big Vic) vs. The Gangstas (Paul/Johnny Vegas) vs. James Steele/Justun Stoppable

The referee comes out first, and holds up the TNA Tag Team Title Belts.



He strings the Belts onto a cable, which is then raised up to the proper height.



"Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson hits, and out come Mahagee and Invisible to a huge pop.



Big Vic and Jose Mendez are out next, getting major heat.



They take a few moments to listen to the boos before their opponents come out.



Johnny Vegas comes out next, accompanied by Viva.



His partner is out next, and he gets into the ring with a microphone.



Paul: Yo, I got some beef I settle with the Nowhere Man,
Who keeps on keepin me from doin' all the things I can.
We all been waitin' on this show for weeks on end,
But now I think I'm gonna catch on to a rising trend.
I should me main eventin', but instead I'm getting buried.
Havin' to wrestle drunks, traitors, idiots, and face-painted fairies.
This TLC should be huge, but now it don't mean shit.
I'll see you suckas later, 'cause for tonight...I QUIT!

The crowd boos huge, as apparently Paul wants to walk out on his match. The Nobodies don't take to kindly to it, as Mahagee blasts Paul with a stiff kick!



Invisible sets up one of the tables, and props Paul up on it. Mahagee seals the deal by climbing up to the top and stamping Paul through the table!



In what has become a growing tradition, Paul leaves the match on a stretcher.



Johnny Vegas isn't quite sure what to do, but Viva volunteers to be his new partner.

Before he can answer, out come Justun Stoppable and James Steele to incredible boos.



The bell rings, and immediately, everyone in the ring begins pounding on Steele.



The Nobodies set up a table in one corner, and FTW sets up another in the opposite corner. Johnny Vegas holds up Steele, while Viva gets in a few choice shots. Vegas then hands him off to Invisible, who slams him through the Nobodies' table.



Invisible and Mahagee pick up Steele and shoot him over to FTW's corner, where Big Vic Chokeslams him through their table.



The bleeding, agonized Steele looks up at his Tag team partner.



Steele: Justun....you gotta help me, man....for old time's sake...hell, if you do...I'll let you come over to XWC....

Stoppable's reaction isn't quite what Steele was hoping for.



The crowd goes crazy as Justun Stoppable lines up for a knockout punch...



...and lays out the XWC turncoat with a straight shot to the temple!



With that done, the teams now focus on each other. FTW are the first to make their move, singling out Johnny Vegas and setting him up for a powerbomb.



Vegas reverses into a hurricanrana, taking down Big Vic!



As Johnny Vegas gets to his feet, Justun Stoppable takes him out from behind with his kendo stick!



Meanwhile, Mendez goes after The Nobodies, who take him to task, throwing him into a ladder propped up in the corner.



Mahagee stays on Mendez, and while Vegas and Stoppable duke it out on the other side of the ring, Big Vic rolls out to reach some semblance of safety. That doesn't last long, however, as Invisible comes diving after him!



Back in the ring, Johnny Vegas leaps from the top rope with a Moonsault onto Justun Stoppable...



...followed by Viva with a Moonsault of her own!



Mendez sets up Mahagee for the Razor's Edge....



....but Mahagee escapes and locks in the Tarantula!



Back on the outside, Invisible and Big Vic have brawled their way through the crowd and up towards the Crow's Nest. Big Vic dominates with big right hands, but Invisible is relentless and finally wears the big man down with flurries of blows, then sets him up on a stack of tables.

The crowd collectively gasps as Invisible climbs up the Crow's Nest and jumps!



Big Vic rolls off the table, and Invisible goes crashing straight through to the floor!

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

Big Vic takes advantage of this and begins to pound on Invisible before dragging him back down to the ring.

Meanwhile, Johnny Vegas and Justun Stoppable have set the ladder up in the middle of the ring. Both men have climbed up and are fighting at the top...

....when James Steele begins to stir, and knocks over the ladder!



Vegas and Stoppable go crashing down to the floor, while Steele has gotten the attention of Mahagee.



Mahagee immediately lays out Steele again with a stiff kick...



...then Mendez attacks him from behind and shoots him through a corner table!



While Big Vic gets back into the ring, Mendez begins to climb the ladder.

He reaches the top...



....and forgets what he was doing.



Mendez: Wait....why am I up here?

Big Vic: You're supposed to be getting the belts! God, I thought I told you not to get wasted today!

Mendez: Oh yeah...right.

That gives Mahagee enough time ro recover, and he scrambles up the ladder while Invisible gets back into the ring and fight Big Vic.

While Mendez and Mahagee fight it out on top of the ladder, Viva makes her presence known again by tipping over the ladder, sending them to the outside!



Invisible shoots Big Vic into the corner, then sets up a table nearby. He lifts Vic up onto the turnbuckle, and attempts to give him a Frankensteiner through the table, but Big Vic reverses it into a Super Powerbomb!



Invisible is KO'ed, and Big Vic goes for the ladder, but Johnny Vegas gets to him first and nails him with an dropkick!



Justun Stoppable gets behind him and gives him a big German Suplex!



Johnny Vegas begins to climb the ladder, when James Steele again regains consciousness and smashes a guitar over his head!



Invisible regains his bearings and takes care of Steele once and for all, trapping Steele with the ladder and crushing his ribs with it!



Big Vic gets to his feet and tosses Mahagee out of the ring, through a set of tables.



But Invisible cracks him over the head with a chair!



He swings again, taking a shot at Justun Stoppable, who goes down.



With the ring cleared, Invisible climbs the ladder...



....and grabs the belts!

WINNERS: NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: INVISIBLE AND MAHAGEE

The crowd gives a big pop, as Invisible climbs back down the ladder and hands one of the belts to Mahagee. Once he grabs the belt, you wouldn't know Mahagee had been through a match at all, as he is absolutely ecstatic.



As the Nobodies leave, the crowd gives another huge pop for the rest of the participants.
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(Okay, it's 4AM, I still have 4 matches to go, 1 of which is going to be massive, and I absolutely have to get some sleep. Paul can piss and moan all he wants, but the second half of the PPV will have to wait; right now I can barely keep my eyes open You can promo now if you want to. The rest of the show will be up in a few hours once I get some shut-eye.

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Just keep on digging your own grave there, Paul; I had no qualms about taking down LC, and I actually respected him. You, on the other hand, I could ban from the fed permanently and not give it a second thought. Jabba ain't exactly a fan of yours, and after all the shit you've been talking about Steele, I somehow doubt you'd be all that welcome in XWC. You've really got nowhere else to go, save for starting some miserable excuse for a C-Fed of your own. So keep on annoying me, I beg you.
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I don't mean to be an ass but how do I lose to a guy that did not promo once for our match ?
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Honestly? I flipped a coin and it came up tails. Don't worry; you'll get your fair shakes soon enough.
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Now let's see if I can't finish this damn thing before dinner!

Match #5: Nowhere Man vs. Zack Morris

"College Years" hits, and out comes Zack to loud boos.



The lights go dark, "The God that Failed" blares over the speakers, and the crowd pops for Nowhere Man.



Before the match begins, Zack gets on the mic.



Zack: Nowhere Man, the past month has been a living hell for me, and it's all because of you! You were the one who made the rule at Heat Stroke, saying KPW would break up if Innovator won. You were the one that took out my associates, Loose Cannon and Vietnamese Crippler. And you've done absolutely nothing to avenge my good friend and ally, MVP, who's lying in a hospital bed, in a coma! And since nobody's found out who ran him over yet, I'm holding you personally responsible for not investigating! I don't want to have to get my hands dirty by bloodying your face, but tonight, I've got no other choice!



Nowhere Man: And you would know all about being forced to do violent things, wouldn't you?

The crowd doesn't get what NM is hinting at, but Zack is fuming mad, and he throws a punch at Nowhere Man. NM blocks the punch, and starts wrenching on Zack's arm.



Nowhere Man whips Zack into the corner and goes for the splash...



...but Zack gets out of the way, and Nowhere Man smacks chest-first into the turnbuckle!

Zack follows up by stomping away at NM in the corner.



The King of Bayside throws NM out of the corner, heads up to the top, and delivers a Moonsault!



He covers!

....1

....2

....Nowhere Man kicks out!

As NM tries to get up, Zack keeps him down with a series of elbow drops.



Zack climbs the turnbuckles again, looking for a second Moonsault. Before he can jump, however, Nowhere Man gets to his feet, and throws Zack off of the turnbuckle!



Nowhere Man looks to finish the match off quickly, putting Morris into a Deathlock!



Zack struggles to break the hold, but NM has it locked in tight. The referee asks Zack if he wants to give up, but Zack refuses. As Nowhere Man wrenches back harder, Zack painfully crawls to the side and grabs the rope!

Nowhere Man breaks the hold, and Zack takes a moment to recuperate.



As Zack catches his breath, Nowhere Man comes up behind him to press on the attack. Morris isn't out of the fight yet, however, and he mule kicks Nowhere Man in the crotch. NM goes down in a world of hurt.



Zack rolls out of the ring, looking for some kind of weapon to use against NM. He reaches under the ring...



....And pulls out...



Zack: Huh...so that's what happened to that Grim Reaper guy.

NM gets to his feet while Zack pulls the head off of Reaper's skeleton and climbs back into the ring. The referee tries to disqualify Zack for using a foreign object, but Zack insists he's just using it to do some Shakespeare.



Moved to tears by Zack's stunning rendition of the "Alas, poor Yorick" soliloquy, the referee doesn't notice Zack bashing Nowhere Man over the head with the skull until he goes for the pin.

....1

....2

....Nowhere Man kicks out!

Zack tries to get NM to submit by locking in a sleeper hold!



But in a surprising display of agility, Nowhere Man reverses it by flipping over and behind Zack, catching him into the Drop From Nowhere!!!



He covers!

....1

....2

....ZACK KICKS OUT!

Morris gets to his feet, actually getting a decent pop for kicking out of Nowhere Man's finisher.

The two square off, looking for a weakness to exploit...when suddenly, Nowhere Man lays down flat on the canvas!

JR: What the hell is he doing?!

King: Maybe he's just realized that he can't beat Zack!

JR: I don't think so, but this is certainly some bizarre behavior for someone who supposedly hates his opponent!

Zack covers Nowhere Man, who doesn't move as the referee starts to count.



....1

....2

....3

WINNER: ZACK MORRIS

The crowd doesn't really know what to make of the ending, and starts booing. Zack is furious as he leaves the ring.



Nowhere Man gets back to his feet and laughs ominously before vanishing in a flicker of lights.



JR: King, are you as confused as I am here?

King: Probably even more so! What the hell just happened? Nowhere Man laid down for the guy who hates his guts, and Zack just pins him and leaves! I can't tell what yet, but something's not right about this at all!

JR: Well, regardless of that rather confusing finish, we've got two legends waiting to do battle! "Action" Jack Icon takes on the HateMan, NEXT!
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Thats some first class bookin NM. Way ta go! I'm guessing Heads was "Person still with company and promos" and Tails was "Did one promo and left". Great booking.
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Promo time.

Vegas: Where were you? I thought you were injured!?
Paul: Its called no selling bitch! See this? this is a highspots belt of the tag championship we could have won.
Vegas: We!? it was me and Viva! not you!
Paul: Me leaving was to help you! If I was in the ring Nowhere man would have had us lost.
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Thats some first class bookin NM. Way ta go! I'm guessing Heads was "Person still with company and promos" and Tails was "Did one promo and left". Great booking.
Oh, bite me. You wanna see if you can do a better job? You piss me off one more time, and you'll get to find out for yourself, in a different fed. See if Jabba or Steele wants to take your sorry ass, because I'm getting awfully tired of your shit.

One last chance, Paul, then you're gone.
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[Earlier in the day... before the show started, and as the fans began to make their way into the arena... A man was seen handing out strange computer chip looking devices. A man who looks strangeley like Shomareh Yek, who works for Asal Oqab, rather than Oqab Asal]



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*Innovator is backstage getting ready for his match*



Innovator *singing*: I'm that star up in the sky, I'm that mountain peak up high...wait a minute, I'm the World's Greatest...I'm that little bit of hope, cause the Madmans on dope...I can feel it, I'm the World's Greatest...
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Very good effort so far NM
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yeah good stuff NM

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Paul, the Kid Kash gimmick isn't working for you. Give it a rest.
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yeah good stuff NM

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Paul, the Kid Kash gimmick isn't working for you. Give it a rest.
I really hope your not chosing sides.

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NM your asking if I can do better? Heh hand over the GM spot to me.
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Heh hand over the GM spot to me.
If I wanted a show full of godawful promos and 2-sentence-long matches, I'd bring back LC.
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Old 05-03-2005, 08:11 PM   #27
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DOWN WITH VALLEY! A Slater Promo.

---Slater is shown in the back, smiling now that he won his match.---

Slater: Oh, yeah, MAMA! The Monster of Bayside High is gonna go for gold soon! I won the match, I kick some big bad booty, and best of all, I could be like Preppie and have some gold too. He won, whoo!

Girl: ....why are you always pointing at me?

Slater: Oh, that's because I bodyslam too many NERDS! The Slater 'sgotsa do that so I don't strain myself. PREPPIE!!!

Girl: And that's another thing. Why do you always say--

Slater: Shut up, Miss Caruso! PREPPIE!!

---And yes, it is Zack "Preppie" Morris just arriving from his recent victory. It's a reunion of the heart-throbs from Bayside. ---

Zack: Hey, Slater. It's been awhile. Last time I saw you, you just started and look.. now you are going for the title. That's great. Wait... are you crying? Wuss...

Slater: I missed you, Preppie. Remember that time we snuck in to see E.T. We were scared...

Zack: You weren't there! It was me and Jesse, ya jock.

Slater: Well, remember that time we kissed?

Zack: ......nooooo.

Slater: Oh... neither do I. But I do remember Zack Attack! We were on top of the world, even Casey Kaseem was there! But no Bob Golic though. I miss those days.

Zack: One day, bud. But hey, good luck with everything and well, just remember, we were on top one time but now it is my time. You'll reach it one day. Ok, I am out of here. Later.


Slater: PREPPIE !!!

Zack : ...idiot.

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OOC: Great show so far, NM.
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JR: King, we have had one hell of a night and it isn't over yet. Later on we have got the IC and World titles on the line. Now a few days ago the Dub found a way to get out of the stipulation set by head booker, the Dude, by hiring someone to take out Legend Killer. Now we have some additional footage from that night. This is in the backstage area when LK was being attended to by the medical staff.



Doctor: Listen LK I don't think that it's wise that you wrestle at Cool Breaze. The guy did a real job on your knee and I don't think that you can go 100% at Cool Breaze.

LK: I'm fine man.

*The Dude walks in*



Dude: How bad is it?

Doctor: I honestly can't recommend that he wrestles at Cool Breaze. He risks a real bad injury if he does compete.

LK: I'm telling you, I'll be fine.

Dude: Sorry LK but I can't take a chance on one of my guys. If you don't have medical clearance then I don't think I can let you compete.

LK: So what? Dub gets the title.

Dude: Well...



LK: Listen Dude, there is no way I am not competing at Cool Breaze. Medical clearance or no medical clearance, I am not letting him get the title. It's going to take a hell of a lot more than a bit of a knee injury to stop me. I'll be fine for Cool Breaze. Just don't cancel the match. The Dub and I are going to have our match and that's that. And I will walk out as the Intercontinental champion. I guarantee it.

Dude: Very well, I won't cancel the match. Good luck LK.
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Old 05-03-2005, 05:39 PM   #30
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MADMAN/DANGEROUS street fight promo.

*** MadMan and Mr. Dangerous are in the dressing room, talking over the street fight with Innovator.***

Dangerous: How many times have we been in this dressing room, doing what we do, readying for a fight, to reach THIS very moment. This is it, Maddox.... this is the big time. Through all the hard work, we made it. There are a bunch of guys in the back, and in other feds that wish they could be in your spot, but you have to show them why you earned that spot.

This is it... Innovator v. MadMan. TONIGHT! And as God is my witness, along with my dear departed mother, I GUARANTEE you... a victory! I GUARANTEE you... that things will change. Your life, Innovator's... will never be the same! He says that he will give his life for that title? How many lifes have been lost for you, and how many have you risked? How many, damn it! Mad One..... you will win. If you don't win, you at least showed the world that you held your own in the big time.

It's time to make history, my friend. And that...you can trust me on.



MadMan: Rob... that's true, but in MadMan I TRUST! Tonight, I am more than ready. Mad-Holes, Innovator... say hello to the next TNA champion, say hello... to the MAD ONE!

**FADE to Black **

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Match #6: "Action" Jack Icon vs. Bret "The HateMan" Hart

Out comes the HateMan, who gets a big pop.



Jack Icon is out next, and the leader of FTW gets big-time heat.



The HateMan gets on the mic to speak.



(don't ask how he's holding that microphone...you don't wanna know)

HateMan: Icon, you might as well just head backstage right now and spare yourself the embarassment, because you are totally outclassed here. I mean, look at these bitchin' shades! I'm way cooler than you.



Icon: Big deal! I've got shades too!



Icon: Not to mention a way cooler car!



HateMan: Yeah, well I bet you don't have your own cartoon show!



Icon: Think again.

HateMan: But at least I don't have THIS as part of my legacy!



The crowd shudders uncomfortably, and Jack Icon only has one option left to defend his manhood!



The crowd goes nuts as the legends begin to battle it out. Icon starts off strong with his powerful punches and slams, but the HateMan quickly takes over with his masterful technique.

HateMan takes Icon down, and puts pressure on Icon with a side headlock.



Icon powers out of the headlock, getting to his feet and shooting HateMan into the ropes. Action Jack levels his opponent with the trademark Big Boot!



Jack takes some time to pose for the crowd, while the HateMan gets to his feet behind him. Bret charges to the ropes, and gets a big bulldog on Icon!



With his opponent down, Hart heads to the top turnbuckle and gives Jack an elbow!



He covers!

....1

....2

....Icon kicks out!

As Jack Icon gets back to his feet, The HateMan stays on the attack, dropping Jack with a Piledriver!



He covers again!

....1

....2

....Another kickout!

Getting frustrated, the HateMan picks up Icon by his hair, looking to inflict some more damage.



What he doesn't expect is that Icon is starting to JACK UP!!!!!



The HateMan throws a punch, but Icon shrugs it off. He throws another punch, but again, the Jackster totally no-sells it. The crowd is starting to cheer as the legendray Jack Icon is about to make his big comeback!

Icon fires a devastating trio of right hands to the HateMan, who staggers into the corner. Jack climbs the second turnbuckle, and starts a 10-punch combo!



The HateMan flops out of the corner down onto the canvas, and Action Jack goes for the DIRECTOR'S CUT!!!



Before he can get the pin, the HateMan's cousin Jim hits the ring and breaks up the fall. He helps Bret to his feet, and the two level Jack with the HATE ATTACK!!!



Jim and Bret start stomping away at Icon, when FTW runs down to stop them!

The crowd boos for FTW, but begins cheering once the HateMan makes quick work of Mendez.



And takes care of Big Vic with ease.



With that taken care of, The HateMan locks Action Jack into the ILLMATIC!



Icon looks like he's about to tap, but "Les Patates" hits, and who's this coming up the ramp?!



Evil Rick and Scary Scott!!!

Evil Rick: We're here to make sure this match is incredibly overbooked! Ruining a potential classic between two legends? Now that's EVIL!

Scary Scott: So evil, it's SCARY!

The dastardly couple make their way to the ring, as the Hate Foundation cuts them off. Jim and Rick mix it up, while the HateMan releases the IllMatic and gives Scary Scott a bulldog!



Scott rolls out of the ring, but what's this?



Jim and Evil Rick are standing right next to each other! Bret can't make out which one it to attack!

#1: Attack him! He's Evil Rick, I swear!

#2: There's only one way to be sure; you've got to attack us both!

Bret, sensing the compassion and trust in the second one's voice, attacks the first one, knocking him out cold.

#2: PSYCHE!!!!!

#2 attacks the HateMan, revealing himself to be Evil Rick all along! Scary Scott climbs the turnbuckle, and they give him the Headbutt from Hell!



As Evil Rick and Scary Scott leave the ring, Jack Icon rolls the HateMan up!



....1

....2

....3!

WINNER: "ACTION" JACK ICON

The crowd boos as Icon celebrates, ripping off a shirt he wasn't even wearing during the match.

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A random interviewer is interviewing Azriel in his lockerroom



Interviewer: Azriel, you are nearly 100% healed from Madman's vicious attack and you have just been recently cleared to wrestle again. How do you feel?

Azriel: I feel awesome. I'm still a bit sore, but I should be in competitve shape, and I can't wait to get my hands on Madman. Now I just have to wait for the right time.

The Dude enters Azriel's room



Dude: There he is, the man of the hour. Good to see you back on your feet Azriel. We missed you. By the way, how you enjoying the PPV?

Azriel: Better than advertised.

Dude: Good. So, you do now the World Title match is coming up, right?

Azriel: Yep, it should be a classic.

Dude: And it is a Street Fight.

Azriel: Innovator's going to tear Madman to pieces.

Dude: Which means it's no DQ

Azriel: Oh.

Dude:

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Dude: But you didn't hear it from me.

The Dude leaves

Interviewer: What was that all about?



Azriel: Mind your own business
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Old 05-03-2005, 07:14 PM   #33
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And now, we take you live via satellite to MVP's private doctor, who has an update on his condition.



Doctor: Good evening, everybody. As you know, my patient, one Michael Vincent Parsons, better known to you as the caption-entertainment superstar MVP, has been in crititcal condition for quite some time now. His coma has finally stabilized, and as you can clearly see, he is well on his way to a full recovery!



Doctor: With that much tape around his ribs, he'll be up and about in no time! In fact, we are estimating that MVP will be cleared to wrestle by the next PPV, the Forum Frenzy.

On a more serious note, the private investigation launched by the Dude has uncovered some disturbing revelations, one more clue about the identity of MVP's attacker. Surveillance photos show that the attacker had blonde hair, and the attacker's car was found still in the TNA Arena at the end of the evening. That means that the attacker didn't leave the Arena, and is most likely a member of the TNA Roster!

Updates will come as the story develops.

MVP WILL BE BACK IN "THUNDERBALL" AT THE FORUM FRENZY
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Old 05-03-2005, 07:54 PM   #34
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Because innovator I have no problems with you. BTW the main reason of this post was to say I will be using a mix of Pillman and Cena from now on.
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Old 05-03-2005, 08:14 PM   #35
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how am I in this now?

yea 30 pages = 2 paragraphs. Nice way to bring that up right after NM posts something about me
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Old 05-03-2005, 08:25 PM   #36
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how am I in this now?

yea 30 pages = 2 paragraphs. Nice way to bring that up right after NM posts something about me
Sorry about dissing you like that (we haven't exactly gotten along all that much, but I still respect you) I was just trying to make a wise-crack, and there aren't a lot of other bookers to draw from. As far as I'm concerned, my beef with you is over; I didn't mean to drag you into this mess too.
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Old 05-03-2005, 08:19 PM   #37
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Well LC I liked your bookings.
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Old 05-03-2005, 08:19 PM   #38
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Old 05-03-2005, 08:43 PM   #39
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Paul is sad because he has been to every TNA PPV so far. but besides that he's happy.
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Old 05-03-2005, 08:55 PM   #40
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This is shaping up to be one of the best PPV's.

BTW, when I said NCW was kicking our ass I was naive and stupid. I take it back now.
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