NCW BLITZKRIEG BASH (Thread Closed) (C-FED)

[Joe Kerr]

Radd- AS champ of all of Germania....IM here to insure all my germinites that know one can beat the Radd man and take his title

Suddenly a massive earthquake is felt at NCW and who should appear



The massive smelly Dave Wadding

Dave - Me Hungry me eat German

Radd- Uh I said beat Moron

Dave - Me Dave not know better me think your belt yummies....me want cock
Radd- what the!?? You sickkkk Freaak

Radd leaves with fatman on pursuit as if he were a icecream man

[The Naitch]

*Fans boo at the sight of The Cock*



ilt: Hey Cocky. What's up? You like my new NCW Women's Replicawrestlingbelts.com belt?

Cock: Woman....ARE YOU HIGH?!?! *Fans pop at that* What are you doing buying replica belts off that place for? SWEET ALLAH! *Fans pop again for that catchphrase* It's all about Highspots.com BABAY, you know that! Listen. The Cock barely does this, but I have a connection to get belts for 99% off. My friend, Bob Sacamento, *Fans pop for the Seinfeld reference* can hook that up. He's CEO of Highspots.com. So if you need any....





Cock: YOU! You forgot to put cream in The Cock's coffee! Listen, next time you screw up, I will use your face as toilet paper, you got that?!?! *Fans laugh*

Remy Red: Sure thing boss

[Scorpion]

*Jackal's car pulls into the arena.*


*As soon as he steps out of the car he is confronted by the new Fitness instructor Dimon Seen who gets Jackal to try some of his "protien pills" Jackal grabs the bottle and takes half the bottle*

Jackal: What... the fuck is this shit
Dimon Seen: Im sorry... shaggy made me do it
Jackal: what...do..you...mea-

*jackal starts stumbling around and falls as shaggy starts yelling at him from afar.*

Shaggy: hey.. jackOFF, yea those arent protien pills, those are horse tranquilizers. What now JACKOFF

*shaggy starts walking closer but jackal gets on one knee and faces shaggy.*

Shaggy: What the hell
Jackal: not...working...
Shaggy: Dimon Seen i thought i told you horse tranquilizers!!
Dimon Seen: Shit... uh i grabbed the wrong bottle i guess... BYE!

*Dimon Seen takes off running as Jackal stands up*
Jackal: That shit was awful
Shaggy: Shit.. im dead..

*Jackal grabs a passing Splaya and throws him at Shaggy*


*Shaggy is knocked down and officials quickly help him up as Jackal approaches, glaring at Shaggy.*


Shaggy: Shit!! get me outa here!!!

*Shaggy takes off running as Jackal stands there.*
Jackal: Wait...if those wrent Tranquilizers, waht were they?

*Jackal looks down and grins. *
Jackal: wheres a bitch when you need one

[Aussie Skier]

Dictator: "Ladies and gentleman, today I have, with me, a former champion here in NCW." *Camera spins around to the Aussie Man of War, Adrian Moore. Instantly, the crowd boos incesantly at the sight of the former hardcore champion.*



Dictator: "Now, Adrian, if we can talk ab..."

Adrian: "Excuse me, EXCUSE ME! Who the hell do you think you are you pencil necked geek. You don't refer to me as Adrian, the name is Adrian Moore. Now, Godd, show me some damn respect, and wipe that stupid little smirk off your face before I slap it off!"

Dictator: "Oookay. Adrian Moore, if we can tal.."

Adrian: "Wait, something's not right. Oh thats right! APOLOGISE for caling me Adrian."

Dictator: "Oookay. Adrian Moore, I apologise, for, argh, calling you, Adrian. Now, can we go on?"

Adrian: "Yes, now come on, hurry up. I gotta go workout soon, I'm not a bum who doesnt look after himself like you Dick."

Godd: "How important is this week's Nazi Nitro battle royal, pitting yourself against J Dogg, Remy, Shaggy and Jackal in preparation for Panzer Shock's death camp."

Adrian: "Well Dick, I personally see it as being a big waste of time to be frank. To me, its about as useful as tits on a bull as I will come out ultimate champion, without a doubt. I mean, out of these four guys, lets have a look at their records.
*Adrian Moore puts on some goofy glasses and looks at a sheet of paper*

"Uh hum. Mr. Shaggy, if indeed that is your real name. You have a 25% win-loss record. The Jackal, I see you have yet to record a victory in NCW. Oookay. Arrrr, Remy, my good pal Remy, you have followed Jackal's lead, and, as yet, have not recorded one win in this fed."
*Adrian Moore looks at the camera*

"Fuhrer, what game are yu playing at here? You have three performers, going for my belt who, collectively, have won ONE FRIGGING MATCH IN TOTAL! This is pathetic. Fuhrer, you must ask this question. Would these people honestly get a shot at anything in a fed like, *whispering* T-N-A?"

"Dick, my point is, why are they even allowed to compete in this match? These guys are pathetic! The match is as good as mine!"

Dictator: "Well, that maybe so, but, of course, you must also beat J-Dogg, who some may say, may be the thorn in your side?"

Adrian Moore: "WHAT! A thorn in my side? A thorn in MY SIDE!! A THORN IN MY SIDE!!! Listen, let me talk about J-Dogg. I don't like the guy. He's a foul mouthed, buck toothed, hairy, out of shape, pathetic waste of space hippy. But, credit, where credit is due, he is on a quite a win-streak. Suffice to say, that will stop VERY SOON! In fact, I have written a limerick about the upcoming match against J-Dogg. The other 3 guys are mentioned only briefly, as we all know, they're simply J-Dogg's bitches!"

"When J-Dogg comes out to the ring,"
"You know that its gonna be extreme,"
"But little do you know,"
"He sleeps with my foes,"
"So that's why i'll make them tap and scream"

"I am the cultivator of the cattle mutilation, the sensei of the sharpshooter and the master of the liontamer. Ladies and gentleman, come panzer shock, I will beat all of my opponents. Until then, they can all go and injure themselves in a useless battle royal."



*with that, Adrian Moore leaves, fired up and ready for panzer shock*

[MVP]

LOL at Batista wearing soccer shinguards in that pic above.

Sorry, just caught my attention that's all.

[Hardkore Kidd J]

J Dogg comes out.

J Dogg: I just wanted to come out here to give props where it's due to Adrian Whore. Adrian let me tell you something let me tell you one thing and one thing only. You really think you can beat me? You weren't able to do it before. But now, not only am I stopping you from winning the Hardcore title but 3 other guys as well. See I don't care if you are the innovator of Cattle Molestation or whatever.

The crowd laugh.

J Dogg: All that I care about is making sure you do not leave that cage as the Hardcore champ. I will not be pushed down from where I started that shit may have been acceptable down in Austrailia. But take a look around we're not in Austrailia but you know I'm going to run down the lists of My opponents and try to say something nice about them. First there's Shaggy, Personal matters aside SHaggy is a real great guy he just needs to learn a thing about respect. Then there's Jackal let me tell you Jackal is really quite the scary mother fucker. He's a great guy And I for one would not dream of fucking with him. Then there's Remy. Remy no offence but I can't really say anything good about you because I don't really know you. But let's just say this I've seen your matches I like what I see, Keep up the good work. ANd then there's Adrian Moore... Once again like Shaggy personal feelings aside I've got to give Adrian Moore some props. He's also a real great guy.

But, see the fact of the matter is I don't care how great they are. I'm sorry boys but this is all about buisness nothing personal I just have a title and It means I have to put it on the line against anybody and everybody and give it my all. If I didn't what kind of crediable champ would I be? This is all what it's about guys pushing myself to be a credible champ. You guys understand that right? Now I have had a lot of people talk shit about me for what I did. What the fuck did I do? I'm just trying to get ahead in this buisness. I am just trying to succedd in this buisness that's all.

Fact of the matter is this I am really psyched about taking on 6 man. Because I am really psyched in jumping over that cage and once again becoming the no your Hardcore champion of NCW. I am looking forward to a great match from all of you. Don't let me down. Thank You!

J DOgg throws the mic down and hangs out with some young kids in the front row.

[Joe Kerr]

Sniff sniff Wadding neg repped me

try to make a man famous by giving him a great Cameo in one of the most Raddical post and he stabs you in the back

[McLegend]

Zack is walking around backstage when he see NCW's own Down low Brown

Zack: Yo Down Low what you doing here?

DLB: Well I'm your interviewer and and we haven't done interview in a while so I decided it was for time for one.

Zack: Good decison we haven't done in interview in a while. So you want talk about my match with Azrieal at Caption Day.

DLB: No I want to talk about ILT.



Zack: Why do people always wanna talk about her. She is such a slut

DLB: Hey watch it cracker thats my Sister-in-law you talkin about.

Zack: Well what about her?

DLB: She said you had a small penis?

Zack: Wait!!!



Zack: Did you just call me a cracker?

DLB laughs

DLB: Yeah I called you a cracker. Cracker



Zack: Do you know why your in the NWA?

DLB: Because I'm a Nigga Wit Attiude. Bitch!!

Zack: No your in the NWA because I got you confused with your brother. So The Cock felt bad for you and accepted you in the N.W.A. If it weren't for me you would still be head janitor. Got that.

DLB: Yeah sorry Zack.



Zack: Thats better now about ILT saying I have a small penis. Well first off she's been with a black guy for like forever so a white guy's penis is gonna seem small.

DLB: Yeah true dat

Zack: Second off it's not small it's average. I mean I'm not going to tell you that mine's bigger then a black guy, because that would be a lie. Zack Morris doesn't lie. Just ask all the Zack Attacks out there.

Crowd boos

DLB: True dat.



Zack: Besides she was pleased with me. I proved that it's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the Ocean. See ya later Down low. Don't look so mad it's not my you can't be me.

DLB: Yeah, whatever Zack

*DLB thinking to himself

DLB: Man if I was white I would so wanna be him. He's my idol. I wish I was that cool.

End of promo

[Shaggy]

***Shaggy is seen on the screen with one of NCW's many interviewers***



Interviwer: "Lately weve heard from all the other contenders in the Death Camp match but Shaggy. Weve heard everyones thoughts about each other and about the big over the top rope battle royal on Nitro except for Shaggy. Now lets find out what Shaggy has to say?"



Shaggy: "What do I think? Well I cant say I think very highly of what is going on. I mean first off I was told that this Death Camp match was gonna be pinfalls only and that got me jumpstarted cause it made me think that all I needed was to make a pin and I would become the new Hardcore Champ. But then what happens, Hitler comes in thinking he is the boss of things and tells me that it takes going over the cage and through barb wire to win this match."

Inteviewer: "Actually Shaggy, Hitler is the boss of all of us. He signs your paychecks doesnt he?"

Shaggy: "Actually I sign them right before I hand them to the lady to cash them."

Interviewer: "Thats not what I.....never mind. So what are your thoughts of this over the top battle royal between you and the other 4 men in the Death Camp Match?"

Shaggy: "Well I guess this is sorta the opposite of what we have to do at the ppv. At the ppv we have to stop the other people from going over but in this match we have to throw them over. Sorta ironic that it was chosen for us to be in this match instead of any other match."

Interviewer: "Do you think you need to win this match to show everyone else that you might be able to win this weekend? and do you think the winner of this match might have an advantage going into the ppv?"



Shaggy: "Of course I think I need to win this match. What are you stupid? Every one needs to win every match. You just cant say that there is one you dont want to win. And yes I do think the winner of this sorta has an advantage going into the ppv. If you are able to throw the 5 other men out of that ring then they have something to fear from you. Of course at the ppv its the opposite with you climbing over but atleast they know that you beat them once and you can do it again."

Interviewer: There are 4 other people in this match and weve already asked you before along with most of the other competitors but we would like to know what you think of them now after youve heard what they have to say?"

Shaggy: "Well first lets start off with Remy Red. Ive seen what he can do in the ring and he is one hell of a talent. I know that speed wise in this match he is definently one of my big competitors. I respect him big time and I hope that when it comes down to it I can trust for him not to team with the other guys beaten on me."

Shaggy: "Now we move on to Adrian Moore. He is right that I only have one win under my belt here in NCW but that just means that when he one of the biggest matches of his career that it will be to a guy with only one win. Ive got respect for him but if he thinks he is gonna win this match he is crazy. I know for a fact that there are 4 other people in that cage who want that title more than him and they will make sure he doesnt get it"

Interviewer: "You said 4 but Jackal has already said that he isnt after that belt?"

Shaggy: "Oh Jackal said this and Jackal said that. Do you believe when it comes down to it that he wont try to go for that belt to get recognized a little in this industry. You forgot out of all the people in this match I know Jackal more than any of them. And I know that he would never miss the chance to go for the title. And what do I think of Jackal now over here....I think he is a complete asshole. i hate the guy. Him and J Dogg have put me through so damn much since ive been here that I cant begin to describe it. Those bastars have done so much and now im gonna rub everything in there face when I show that it hasnt effected me and that im the new hardcore champ."

***Shaggy starts to walk off***

Interviewer: "Wait you forgot to say a little something about J Dogg?"

Shaggy: "What is there left to be said...I dont like him, have no respect for him and what he has done to me. Well I think my hatred for him will be put into three words after the ppv.,...FORMER HARDCORE CHAMP"

***Shaggy walks away off the camera***

[Aussie Skier]

*Directly after J Dogg talks, Adrian Moore appears on the titan tron ranting and raving*


Adrian: "Now. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT DOGG! Will you take your hands of the other 4 competitors cock's in the upcoming hardcore match at Panzer Shock and say what you really feel because frankly, I am appauled by what you have just said. You truly are a useless cretin in this fed!"

"What a nerve you have to insult these people's intelligence. Frankly, I insult them everytime I come out here but hey, that's what I do with pieces of crap. But you...YOU J-DOGG. These people actually respect you. And then you come out and lie directly to their faces, and say stuff like 'oh shaggy is such a great guy, oh Remy has such a nice ass, oh Jackal is so good in bed."

"*tut tut tut*. What you have said J-Dogg is an indictment on professional wrestling. You have looked directly at these people and have lied to them. What you are truly thinking J-Dogg is, 'I hate these men. They want my title. They want the one thing that sets me apart from all of them. I despise them all."

"J-Dogg. Now you listen to me, and you listen good. Don't you ever, and I mean EVER, insult my damn intelligence again with this diplomatic bull crap. Either what you have just said is complete rubbish or, if its true, then there is no chance in HELL that you will be walking away with my title because, in all honesty, you ain't got a hardcore bone in yur body."

[SuperSlim]

*Slim is in back with Ilt

Slim: So the time is drawing nearer and nearer.

Ilt: Only be a matter of time before it will all be known.

Slim: So what do you think about the kid's name?

Ilt: Depends, boy or girl?

Slim: Well if it was a boy then I would want Slim Jr.

Ilt: Yeah.

Slim: Come on it's a good name.

Ilt: Whatever.

Slim: Then what name would you give the kid?

Ilt: You wouldn't understand it. You probably couldn't even spell it.

Slim: Man that sucks. Aight what about a girl?

Ilt: Same as before... what about you?

Slim: I would name her...

*Camera goes out for a second then comes back on.

Ilt: Really? That is the nicest name I've heard. We definitely should use that one.

Slim: Yeah I knew that was a good one. Ya know even though we have to go through all this and even though it isn't totally cool, I' stickin with you through and through.

Ilt: I'm sorry we had to go through all this but once our baby comes it will all be worth it.

Slim: So looks like we have to reserve our front row seats for the PPV. Gonna have a big ole celebration in that ring after Cock wins the title.

Ilt: Yep.

*camera fades out to black leavin the two alone

[Hardkore Kidd J]

Originally Posted by Aussie_Skier *Directly after J Dogg talks, Adrian Moore appears on the titan tron* Adrian: "Now. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT DOGG! Will you take your hands of the other 4 competitors cock's in the upcoming hardcore match at Panzer Shock and say what you really feel because frankly, I am appauled by what you have just said. You truly are a useless cretin in this fed!" "What a nerve you have to insult these people's intelligence. Frankly, I insult them everytime I come out here but hey, that's what I do with pieces of crap. But you...YOU J-DOGG. These people actually respect you. And then you come out and lie directly to their faces, and say stuff like 'oh shaggy is such a great guy, oh Remy has such a nice ass, oh Jackal is so good in bed." "*tut tut tut*. What you have said J-Dogg is an indictment on professional wrestling. You have looked directly at these people and have lied to them. What you are truly thinking J-Dogg is, 'I hate these men. They want my title. They want the one thing that sets me apart from all of them. I despise them all." "J-Dogg. Now you listen to me, and you listen good. Don't you ever, and I mean EVER, insult my damn intelligence again with this diplomatic bull crap. Either what you have just said is complete rubbish or, if its true, then there is no chance in HELL that you will be walking away with my title because, in all honesty, you ain't got a hardcore bone in yur body."

JDOgg hears this and sighs.

J Dogg: Let me tell you something Adrian I'm not a fucking liar and If I have a problem with someone I come out and say it. ANd right now Adrian I have a fucking problem with you. And not because You're in the hardcore match. No, I have a problem with you because you're a mother fucker who doesn't know what he's talking about. You think I was lying? That I was bullshitting everyone? That I was lowering your intelligence? Now, who's the bull shitter Adrian? You have no intelligence. If you thought I was lying then you're more mentally retarded then I thought you were before. I don't have a Hardcore bone in my body. Think of the irony of what you said. I was the same man who competed in a Barbed Wire Death match and won. And If I didn't have a Hardcore bone in my body then how come I won this title? HMMM and let me see if my memory recalls I was the one who won it off you. SO If I don't have a Hardcore bone in my body how come you lost to me in a Hardcore match?

You want to talk about me bullshitting the crowd? When in reality you just fed the fans a heap of bullshit. And there's enough shit coming out of your mouth all ready. Now, everybody else in that ring my problem with them is that I am putting my title on the line against them. It's strictly a buisness type of thing. But, you my friend. I have the most hate for you. Cause first of all You come to our country and run your mouth about how you think your better then everyone else. And I am fed up with that shit. I will not put up with some aussie feeding these fans me and the whole world bullshit each time you open your fucking mouth. But you keep that cockyness. Because I am going to show you as well as everyone else in that ring why I proudly wear this belt and I am going to show you what being Hardcore is all about. Then we'll see who's full of shit.

J Dogg gets out of his chair and walks away.

[loopydate]

RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, the NCW...Heavyweight Champion of the World!

[The crowd erupts.]



[The champion makes his way to the ring, as he does at the beginning of all of his promos. You'd think I'd be creative enough to put him somewhere else, but you'd be wrong!]



LPD: Okay, so for the last several days, the big talk around NCW has been...okay, I'm not going to lie to you. It hasn't been who I'm going to pick as my partners at the pay-per-view. Panzer Shock is going to see me finally regain possession of a belt I never lost to a man who never beat me. Well, the reason I haven't announced who I'll be teaming with against The Cock, Joey Radd, and Anybody Thrilla is...well...I'm having trouble getting partners. You know, for being such a nice guy, people sure don't like me around here.



[After getting choked up, the champ takes a moment to regain his bearings.]

LPD: Anyway, I had to go outside the organization to find somebody. I scoured all the top C-Feds around the world... Well, that's not true. I actually found this big ugly guy at a local show, and he looked pretty strong, and he didn't seem to wish me any specific harm... Anyway, I would like to introduce you to...BALDY McFATTERSON!

[There is a long, awkward pause.]

LPD: Okay, so the name needs some work. Just roll the video.



LPD: This is Baldy McFatterson. Notice, he's both bald and fat. And Scottish. I think. I first saw him...



LPD: ...violating a midget. Granted, the first impression wasn't good. However, it turns out...



LPD: ...he and the midget are friends. The big man's hobbies include...



LPD: ...hatting. Is that a word? I mean, people who make hats are "hatters," so it would make sense that the act of making a hat would be "hatting," right? Whatever. The guy really likes to make hats.



LPD: Here he is making a sale.



LPD: Another satisfied customer! He also enjoys...



LPD: ...lucha libre lawn darts. It's fun, but the hospital bills make it an expensive hobby.



LPD: Huh. How'd that get in there?



LPD: Here we see him officiating a game of limbo. When he says "get lower," he means it!



LPD: Geez, get a room...



LPD: Oh, man. Is that Writer's Block? Sweet. I'm liking this guy more and more! But anyway, the big reason I like this guy so much is that, in times of great emotional duress, he becomes...



LPD: ...Ultra Mega Power Zeo Zord Ranger Space Morphin...guy! He's the purple one. Very secure in his masculinity.



LPD: So, Cock, Anybody Thrilla, you'd better get ready because on Nazi Nitro, you're going to have to face the next big thing in NCW tag-team wrestling:



LPD: Lou P. Daight and Baldy McFatterson! [Beat] Goddammit, get her out of our shot!



CROWD: ANGRY FACE!

[Fade to black.]

[Nowhere Man]

Sonny: You call that an Angry Face? Let me show you why my client has over two dozen belts worldwide. Champ, show the good folks at home a REAL Angry Face!

[Savior]

HHHitler: Hey! watch me do the harlem!

*Screen gets cut off*

Jim Crow is coming.....
to make NCW pure again.

[loopydate]

CROWD: ANGRY FACE-OFF!

NCW BREAKING NEWS:

LPD and Big Z merchandise sales went through the roof as a result of the 'Angry Face-Off'.

[loopydate]

NCW BREAKING NEWS:

LPD and Big Z merchandise has been spotted in a geosynchronous orbit of the earth.

Contractors are hard at work repairing the NCW Arena's roof.

[Nowhere Man]

NCW BREAKING NEWS::

LPD and Big Z merchandise has gained critical mass and is on a collision cour--.

NCW BREAKING NEWS:

Mr. Hitler decided to send out an NCW representative to Asia to present a cheque to the countries affected by the recent tsunami. Many questioned his decision to send Big Zylla, as it was feared that his hands may be too large to present the cheque. We will bring you more on this story when we have it.

















NCW BREAKING NEWS:

Millions perish in Asia during 'Monster Attack'.

[Nowhere Man]

NCW BREAKING NEWS:

When questioned by authorities on the millions of deaths caused by his client, Sonny Fuji Nakamaki Onoo E. Dangerously replied, 'dammit, what the hell did Seymour do this time?! Next time I see him, his ass is fired!'

[McLegend]

Breaking news

LPD and Big Z merchandize sales still has not gone over the orignial t-shirt in NCW the I Zack Morris t-shirt.

NCW BREAKING NEWS:

The apartment of NCW superstar 'Seymour' (real name Seymour Buttz) was raided by the F.B.I on a tip-off from an anonymous source inside the wrestling company.

Buttz was reportedly found engaging in illegal voodoo sex rituals with a second man named Terrence, who disappeared shortly after he fled the scene.

It is unclear at this time whether or not Buttz will be released in time to work Nazi Nitro this weekend.

[Nowhere Man]

NCW BREAKING NEWS:

During a recent poll, NCW fans were asked why they would continue to buy 'I Zack Morris' T-Shirts. The unanimous answer was, "The same reason we always did--they're highly flammable!"

[McLegend]

NCW Breaking News

Number of house fires in the world have increased by 86% since Zack Morris joined TNA and the Smark Foundation.

[Azriel]

NCW Breaking News

Fans have become nauseous from reading all these breaking news updates

[Nowhere Man]

NCW BREAKING NEWS:

As part of his punishment for dealing in black arts, Seymour is assigned to public speaking tours about how the only real magic is the magic of Christmas.



(God, I SOOOO wish I had found this picture last month!)

[Aussie Skier]

Originally Posted by Hardkore Kidd J JDOgg hears this and sighs. J Dogg: Let me tell you something Adrian I'm not a fucking liar and If I have a problem with someone I come out and say it. ANd right now Adrian I have a fucking problem with you. And not because You're in the hardcore match. No, I have a problem with you because you're a mother fucker who doesn't know what he's talking about. You think I was lying? That I was bullshitting everyone? That I was lowering your intelligence? Now, who's the bull shitter Adrian? You have no intelligence. If you thought I was lying then you're more mentally retarded then I thought you were before. I don't have a Hardcore bone in my body. Think of the irony of what you said. I was the same man who competed in a Barbed Wire Death match and won. And If I didn't have a Hardcore bone in my body then how come I won this title? HMMM and let me see if my memory recalls I was the one who won it off you. SO If I don't have a Hardcore bone in my body how come you lost to me in a Hardcore match? You want to talk about me bullshitting the crowd? When in reality you just fed the fans a heap of bullshit. And there's enough shit coming out of your mouth all ready. Now, everybody else in that ring my problem with them is that I am putting my title on the line against them. It's strictly a buisness type of thing. But, you my friend. I have the most hate for you. Cause first of all You come to our country and run your mouth about how you think your better then everyone else. And I am fed up with that shit. I will not put up with some aussie feeding these fans me and the whole world bullshit each time you open your fucking mouth. But you keep that cockyness. Because I am going to show you as well as everyone else in that ring why I proudly wear this belt and I am going to show you what being Hardcore is all about. Then we'll see who's full of shit. J Dogg gets out of his chair and walks away.

*Adrian Moore is backstage looking at a monitor*
Adrian: "Yes, yes. Come on J-Dogg, show me some fire. This is not a cock stroking match where we all pat each other's ego's, this is hardcore professional wrestling. You're diplomatic persona will not win you the hardcore belt, but, when you talk exactly as how you feel, you might just put up some kind of challenge for me."



OTT: I feel like darth vader encouraging Luke skywalker to coem to the dark side

[Hardkore Kidd J]

*Adrian Moore striking a pose as what he thinks will be the next Hardcore champ*

[The Answer]

[The Answer]

X-Factor begins his approach to the ring



X-Factor:It seems that my mercenaries and I have finally gotten the respect that we deserve.Owen Radd and Anybody Thrilla were no match for our might and now we set our minds on the NCW tag team titles.But first I have to deal with a small problem that being Splaya.Splaya will recieve only a taste of might on Raw and he will know that their is no escape...

(Suddenly Splaya hits the stage)



(With a mic in his hand)



Splaya:X-Factor you talk a big game but I wonder if you can back it up

X-Factor:Why don't you get in the ring and find out

(Splaya goes into the ring )



He stuns X-Factor and hits his PKO



It seems though that it had little effect on X-Factor as when Splaya begins taunting him...



X-Factor connects on a chokeslam...



Splaya is in agony after the chokeslam



X-Factor and his mercenaries leave Splaya laying in the ring

[Sting Fan]

Another Pretaped promo by Karagious.

Karagious is sitting side on to the camera, it is a moon swept night and while the moon is bright it is still quite dark, the clouds hang low and behind Karagious is a beautiful backdrop of city lights fighting there way through the darkness to make there mark in that beautiful vermilion of backlit colour. Karagious is decked out in work boots; a pair of ripped cargo shorts and a T-Shirt with the words “lead me to my throne printer on the front in gothic style lettering, from the darkness he is outlined by the moon, his facial features begin to move as he speaks.

“I won, I can’t believe I actually won.”

Even in the dark Karagious face shows disbelief at the fact that he won his tag match on Nitro. His face is clearly outlined by the moon and it shows up all the scars on his face, he has scars running along his cheeks and many just above his eyebrows, his face is a veritable dot to dot of scars and wounds from days and battles long since past.

“Just a week ago I was down and out, I had lost my last five matches and there seemed no end in sight, I was sure my slide to the bottom would continue but now, now things are on the up. Not only did I get my second victory in NCW but I also became a number one contender to the tag team titles as a member of the MOD, things certainly are looking up.”

Karagious readjusts his position and the camera moves in a little to focus clearer, suddenly with coming nearer it becomes evident Karagious is right on the edge of the building. The camera moves over slowly as Karagious lifts a leg onto up onto the ledge and rests himself back on a piece of brick working, he then lowers his head onto his raised knee and he continues to speak.

“I cant afford to let my momentum die, that’s what this business is all about and if I lose it now I may never get it back. This week on Nitro I will face Eric Shin, a man who knows his way around NCW rings he has fought before and he has won before but I cant let myself be intimidated by that and I wont let myself be intimidated.”

The cameraman focuses on Karagious but he doesn’t seem like he is going to move so the cameraman moves over next to Karagious and pokes the camera over the edge, no sooner is the camera over the edge when it is pulled back with a gasp. The cameraman slowly re-gathering his nerve begins to put the camera over the edge again, the street is far below and it looks as though no one is on the street. Suddenly the camera focuses and small ant like creatures become visible scurrying on the pavement below, the cameraman recoils in horror at the height and backs off about ten feet as he focuses back on Karagious.

“I am set and I am ready, I know I have the tools to beat Eric Shin, all I have to do is put everything together and not let up. I swear to god Eric this week you will feel the Texas cloverleaf. I want it Eric, I need it, I lust for it, your pain Eric, I need to see it, feel it, smell it, and taste it. I wont be satisfied until I can feel you under me kicking screaming clawing breaking nails on the canvas as you try to escape the Texas cloverleaf. I need that Eric, I need to see your pain.”

Karagious turns ninety degrees and faces the camera man head on, his head is low and he has a sick look on his face, he begins to speak barely above a whisper yet instead of robbing his words of malice the lower tone only intensifies the meaning of the violence Karagious intends to reign over Eric Shin.

“I can’t wait Eric, I have been dreaming of it, dreaming of the pain. It is almost like eating to me I need that pain to sustain me and you will be the second man in a long line of men to feel pain from me, for me.”

Karagious has a little blood streaming from his mouth, he seems to have bit his lip and he sucks the blood up quickly seemingly savouring the taste.

“People have been saying I have tipped over the edge Eric, maybe there right but all I know is I must feed and fear and pain is what I crave Eric. How hard would you fight if your fighting for your food Eric because that’s what I am doing, I am fighting for my sustenance in this world, if you were in my shoes would you let yourself be denied Eric? I have a bloodlust Eric, sadly you will have to help me fill that lust.”

Karagious flicks his hair back over the top of his forehead and he stares deep into the camera with his dark blue eyes as the screen fades to black.

[Nowhere Man]

*Sonny comes to visit the prison where Seymour is awaiting trial*

Sonny: Hey, kid. You hanging in there?

Seymour: Sonny? I always thought you hated me. Why'd you come to visit?

Sonny: I've got some serious money riding on you at Panzer Shock. You know the Vegas odds are about twenty-thousand to one on Redeemer? I couldn't resist a longshot like that. You, my worthless shit-hole scum, are going to make me the fortune I lost at Blitzkrieg Bash.

Seymour: I appreciate the vote of confidence. I'm glad at least one person thinks I can win.

Sonny: Not really. I put the same amount of money on Redeemer, so either way it pays off for me. You'd better be praying for a miracle, because otherwise, you're screwed.

Seymour: Not that it matters anyway. I mean, I really don't think they're going to let me out of this place in time for my match. Oh, Sonny, it's been horrible. First, we had to get group pictures taken for each wing of the prison. I've been placed in the Colorful Mask Rehabilitation Center.



Sonny: What about the guys without masks on?

Seymour: They're further along in their treatment than the other guys. Some of them can go almost a whole week without putting something on to cover their face. But I've seen a couple of them relapse before, and it ain't pretty.

Sonny: Wait a minute....isn't that Azrael, MVP, and El Nino in there?

Seymour: Yeah; apparently Azrael used to wear a goofy-looking mask back in the day, and MVP is what they call a 'closet hood,' where he only wears a mask in private.

Sonny: But what about Nino? Didn't you, like, accidentally kill him?

Seymour: Oh yeah, I brought him back with one of Terrance's spells. He's still a little bit off, though; keeps trying to eat the other inmates' brains.

And speaking of Terrance, they made me swear off all of the black magic lessons that Terrance had been teaching me, and go on a lecturing tour about how the only real magic was the Magic of Christmas.



Sonny: God, that sounds awful. I mean, I'm surprised you can even survive in there.

Seymour: Well, it's not all bad. I have a bitch who takes most of the heat for me. Plus, Tuesday's karaoke night!



"Like a rhinestone cow-boyyyyyy....."

Sonny: That's....wonderful. Anyways, we'll see what we can do to get you out of here, since I've got $20 saying you'll pull a miracle out of your ass against Redeemer. In the meantime, I'm got to go help Big Zylla train for his next match. Don't worry; we'll make sure you're kept in the loop.

Seymour: Right. *sigh* I'm a dead man.

Zombie El Nino: No, I'M a dead man, thank you very much.

[The Naitch]

*Backstage, The Cock is seen hanging out in the NCW Daycare Drop Off Center*



Cock: Hey kids, whaaaat's happenin? [/Bill Lumberg]

Cara Daight: Nothing. Just talking about The OC

Johnny Daight: Yeah, I love that show!

Cock: You know what kids, The Cock is guest starring on that show in 2 weeks. Make sure to check it out, alright?

Cara Daight:

Johnny Daight:

Cock: So. Who do you guys predict to win the 3 on 3 match at Panser Shock? Your daddy and his two bum buddies, or The Cock, Thrilla Ma Nigga, and The Radd Man?

Cara Daight: My dad and his friends are gonna kick your N.W.A ass!

Cock: SWEET ALLAH! ARE YOU HIGH?!?! Get the hell out of here you piece of crap?! And tell your daddy that The Cock is gonna shove his face up his ass!

* Cara Daight leaves the room crying *



Cock: THAT'S RIIIGHT! So Johnny, who do you pick?

Johnny Daight: N.W.A all the way!



Cock:

[The Naitch]

Originally Posted by legend Zack is walking around backstage when he see NCW's own Down low Brown Zack: Yo Down Low what you doing here? DLB: Well I'm your interviewer and and we haven't done interview in a while so I decided it was for time for one. Zack: Good decison we haven't done in interview in a while. So you want talk about my match with Azrieal at Caption Day. DLB: No I want to talk about ILT. Zack: Why do people always wanna talk about her. She is such a slut DLB: Hey watch it cracker thats my Sister-in-law you talkin about. Zack: Well what about her? DLB: She said you had a small penis? Zack: Wait!!! Zack: Did you just call me a cracker? DLB laughs DLB: Yeah I called you a cracker. Cracker Zack: Do you know why your in the NWA? DLB: Because I'm a Nigga Wit Attiude. Bitch!! Zack: No your in the NWA because I got you confused with your brother. So The Cock felt bad for you and accepted you in the N.W.A. If it weren't for me you would still be head janitor. Got that. DLB: Yeah sorry Zack. Zack: Thats better now about ILT saying I have a small penis. Well first off she's been with a black guy for like forever so a white guy's penis is gonna seem small. DLB: Yeah true dat Zack: Second off it's not small it's average. I mean I'm not going to tell you that mine's bigger then a black guy, because that would be a lie. Zack Morris doesn't lie. Just ask all the Zack Attacks out there. Crowd boos DLB: True dat. Zack: Besides she was pleased with me. I proved that it's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the Ocean. See ya later Down low. Don't look so mad it's not my you can't be me. DLB: Yeah, whatever Zack *DLB thinking to himself DLB: Man if I was white I would so wanna be him. He's my idol. I wish I was that cool. End of promo

nah, Down Low Brown is NOT an official N.W.A member. He's just Superslim's brother which makes him "affiliated", I guess.

[SuperSlim]

yeah he's just an affiliation. I got such a big family. I just realized that.

[McLegend]

My fault I thought you let him in.

[Sting Fan]

Another pretaped Segment

Karagious sits on a park bench, the sun is shining down brightly and people are running and frolicking around the park in the obvious heat. Yet Karagious sits still, he is wearing long cargo pants and a t-shirt with a trench coat over the top, his trench coat is done up yet Karagious is still shivering and hugging himself seemingly to avoid getting cold his head is hung low and you can not see his face. Karagious teeth chatter a little as he begins to speak.

“Have you ever been without air? Have you ever been without food? Have you ever been without water? I have not and yet I feel as though my body lacks nourishment, I can’t seem to sustain my body heat, and I feel like I’m going to die.”

Karagious looks up at the camera, he doesn’t smile or frown his face is just so, there is no emotion there is just Karagious. His skin looks extremely pale and his lips are a light blue, he looks very sick.

“I have sat in my room for the last few days since my win hoping against hope this feeling that I cant quite explain would go away, but it just wont. Right after winning I felt full, I felt the strongest I have ever felt and I didn’t know why, I think now perhaps I do.”

Karagious shivers a little as he tightens his arms around himself trying to squeeze every last bit of heat he can out of his obviously failing body.

“I need to feel pain, my pain, your pain, (Karagious pulls out a small picture of Eric Shin) his pain. I need to hear him beg for his life, I need to feel his vertebrae popping under the pressure of the Texas cloverleaf, I need to hear his spine crack as I hit the Karagious bomb.”

A small sick looking grin splits across Karagious face, he is obviously thinking of the moment as he even begins to salivate in anticipation of what is to come on Nitro.

“I don’t care how or why I just need to feel your pain and fear Eric, I need to smell it, I need to see it, and I need to taste it. Fear me Eric for I will cause you pain, I am a harbinger of death and destruction Eric, I am the Black Death Johnny Karagious and sadly you are the next to die.”

Karagious holds the picture of Eric Shin up to the camera and he slowly rips it in two straight down the middle his blue eyes show only hungry anticipation as he stares the camera down and the screen fades to black.

Nitro will be up tomorrow.

[Anybody Thrilla]

"ABT! Yo, ABT!"

[Fade up backstage.]

ABT: (to himself) Ohhh crap, not again....

[Upon hearing the voice of Owen Radd, Anybody Thrilla's stomach immediately turns. Not wanting to talk to him, he quickly hides in a nearby janitor's closet.]

ABT: Please dont' find me....please don't find me....plea--

[ABT is cut off as the door flies open.]



OWEN: THERE you are! I've been looking all over for you.



ABT: *sigh* Yup....here I am. What the hell do you want? You've already caused me enough agony for one month.

OWEN: Who, ME? Are you still upset about those little tag team matches? Don't worry about those, man. I'm sorry, I really am, but I was just trying to help. I'm still trying to get buff so that it won't happen again. See?



ABT: Oh, don't worry, it won't ever happen again. We're NEVER tagging again. I won't allow it to happen. You're gonna make me the laughing stock of NCW!

OWEN: Awww, don't be like that! Listen, I said I'm sorry. I was actually just looking for you to let you know how cool that I think it is that you're going to be teaming up with The Cock and my big bro! I think you guys will be a totally bad ass team! I always wanted to team with my brother, but he just laughed in my face whenever I brought it up, he said the only way he'd let that happen would be if he were...



OWEN: ...whatever that means.

ABT: Um...OK. Thanks for that. I'm headed to the ring now.

OWEN: Wait! Don't leave yet! I wanted to give you a good luck present!

ABT: I don't know about that. You remember what happened LAST time you gave me a present...

*FLASHBACK*



ABT: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*END FLASHBACK*

OWEN: Ohhh yeah....look, that was a total accident. This is a WAY better present. One that's more suited to your taste.

ABT: Oh really? Then what the hell is it?

OWEN: Well...I know that you have a thing for the ladies.

ABT: Can't argue with that...

OWEN: And I know you hook up all of the NWA members with great discounts on your....uhhh....merchandise.

ABT: That's right! Thrillette! The best a man can get!

OWEN: So...I thought I'd return the favor!

ABT: Owen...you're hooking ME up with a woman?

OWEN: Sure!

ABT: You sly little devil! Maybe you're not so bad after all! Where is she?

OWEN: Right around the corner, buddy.

ABT: Well I'll be damned! Let me change my clothes first, I didn't know I was gonna be seeing any ladies tonight.



ABT: All right, now I'm good! What's she look like, by the way?

OWEN: Well, The Cock told me that you had a thing for....mature ladies. Is that true?

[Anybody Thrilla licks his lips.]

ABT: Oh yeah, that's very true.

OWEN: Great! Then I think you'll REALLY like this babe. She's about as mature as they come. I'll show you a picture...

[Owen reaches into his wallet and hands a picture to Anybody Thrilla.]



ABT: Not bad, not bad, Owen! She's lookin' pretty good!

OWEN: Yeah...that's me and her daughter back in high school.

[Thrilla furrows his brow.]

ABT: Her daughter?

OWEN: Yeah, that's not her! THIS is her! (calling down the hall) Ohhhhh Ethel!

[Ethel walks up to the duo from around the corner.]



ETHEL: Hey Thrilla! I've heard a lot about you! What do you say you slip me out of these diapers and show me what's what!.....asssuming my vagina even works anymore. It's been a while.

ABT: ........what.....the......FUCK? I like mature women, Owen, but this bitch is straight up EXPIRED! Run along, Ethel. I've got a promo to cut....

[ABT pushes past Ethel, but not before turning back to Owen.]

ABT: And please...don't give me anymore presents.

[ABT storms off towards the ring. Owen sighs.]

OWEN: Don't worry, Ethel, he didn't mean it. Besides, he has a friend who might be into you....as long as you like it in the ass, that is.

ETHEL: I have to pee....nevermind, I just did.

OWEN: Gross.

[Fade]