11-06-2013, 10:22 AM | #1001 |
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Feel like a Hollywood Heisenberg with the special guest part time gimmick I have going on. I enjoyed covering RAW this week.
Shoutout to NWM, the man of lyrical comedic splendor, minus the HHH hating. |
11-06-2013, 11:32 AM | #1002 |
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11-06-2013, 11:33 AM | #1003 |
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Poit needs to watch Zoolander, it is a good movie. I expect the backlash to reign on me, but Ferrell, Wilson, Stiller and Vaughn rule
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11-06-2013, 02:32 PM | #1004 |
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El Torito
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11-06-2013, 03:03 PM | #1005 |
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It would make sense since I think ppl following the buzzards might be code for going to Men's Warehouse after a horrendous beating would be Kofi Kingston and anyone that has suffered the Wyatt Family beatdowns.
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11-06-2013, 05:21 PM | #1006 |
Now. Here. Man.
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Huh. Didn't realize I came across as harsh on Tyson Kidd as I did. Because I actually quite like and I'm glad he's back.
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11-06-2013, 05:24 PM | #1007 |
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If we're not sure of your tone, we just assume "hatred of everything".
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11-06-2013, 05:33 PM | #1008 |
Now. Here. Man.
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That's a fair assumption. And Afterlife......Conduit? Really? Fucking Conduit?
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11-06-2013, 07:24 PM | #1009 |
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Konnan.
1) He's had nothing but negative things to say about WWE for years. 2) He'd look really weird in a suit. 3) None of the current target demographic knows who he is. 4) Everyone else wouldn't care. |
11-06-2013, 11:52 PM | #1010 |
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Konnan thinks he's Mexican when he's Cuban.
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11-09-2013, 01:17 PM | #1011 |
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11-11-2013, 08:46 PM | #1012 |
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There are a few guys that would be intriguing choices to join The Authority. Even someone like Dean Ambrose wearing a suit and trying to "blend in," despite still being a member of The Shield is a development. There's also the potential sell-out role with Goldust or Cody Rhodes turning on the other. Zack Ryder selling his soul for a title opportunity against a babyface mid-card champion (which Big E. might be soon) would make sense as well.
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11-12-2013, 12:29 PM | #1013 |
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I'm excited to hear this week's episode. A Sword of Damocles reference and Punk FINALLY getting his hands on Heyman, all in one segment? TLP gold in the making!
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11-12-2013, 12:38 PM | #1014 |
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Big E, just for the amount of work some poor tailor will do to encompass that chest.
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11-12-2013, 12:39 PM | #1015 |
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BTW, is Big E the pectoral Shang Tsung? I think he goes around stealing other people's chests. Look what he did to Kofi.
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11-12-2013, 10:02 PM | #1016 |
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Tables, Ladders, & Podcast #25 (November 12, 2013) (Win PRIZES)
Covering NXT, Impact, Smackdown, & Raw, with brief looks at Main Event & Xplosion. Starring: Narcissus, Jabba, Afterlife, Poit, & Nowhere Man. Links: Our Podbean page Listen on iTunes Like us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter Subscribe to our YouTube channel Support TLP by shopping at Amazon using this link --------------------------------- Listen for details of how to win the AWESOME prizes. --------------------------------- Question Of The Week: Who would you push as the next WWE Tag Champions and why? |
11-14-2013, 01:55 AM | #1017 |
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I'd push The Real Americans as the next Tag Champions. They're both tremendous workers and have some size to them. Zeb Colter has got the talking down for them. Plus, if Colter's boys don't win some gold soon, then just how long can Colter keep backing them believably? The well will run dry unless they get a few solid hits in on some big players.
Even if they just traded the Tag Titles with The Rhodes Legacy a few times, I think it would go a long way to helping their credibility. Plus, with some many face teams in the WWE -- The Usos, The Prime Time Players, Los Matadores, etc. -- it just makes sense to have heel champions. |
11-14-2013, 05:32 AM | #1018 |
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Wade Barrett & William Regal
William Regal cuts a promo about his epic career and it sounds like a retirement speech until he slowly grows louder and angrier and goes on a rant about how he hasn't been World Champion and hasn't even sniffed a championship in ages. He decides that he is going to take a page out of the book of the man he mentored 20 years ago -- Triple H. William Regal is going to find the next great superstars and mold them to accomplish things he never quite did. William Regal joins commentary on several random matches. He ends up watching a Wade Barrett vs Antonio Cesaro for the Intercontinental Championship. He helps screw Cesaro as Wade Barrett becomes IC Champion. Cue Goldust confronting him backstage about ruining the prestige of the IC Championship. Cue Rhodes Bros. vs Regal/Barrett. Regal/Barrett upset the Tag Team Champions. They have a "No Holds Barred Tornado Tag Team Elimination Match" at TLC for the Tag Team Championship. Regal/Barrett win after Kofi Kingston turns heel and interferes to join Regal/Barrett. William Regal gets a token shot at the World Heavyweight Championship at the Royal Rumble thanks to Triple H, but comes up short despite interference from Kofi and Barrett. The trio have a good long run together helping re-establish Barrett and grooming him to take over Regal's role as the grizzled badass gentleman from Britain and Kofi gets a push. They keep the belts for months until they drop it, but they stay in the title picture. All the while, Barrett is also in the IC Title picture. The stable blows up when Kofi/Barrett finally implode during the 2015 Royal Rumble. Regal tries to talk sense into Barrett the next night on RAW, but gets a bullhammer elbow and the hell beaten out of him with a chair for it. It is announced he is injured badly. Barrett earns a spot in the Elimination Chamber to earn a World Title shot at Mania. Regal runs down the ramp with brass knucks and beats the shit out of Wade Barrett while they unlock the chamber to let an eliminated person out. Then, at WrestleMania 31, Wade Barrett puts the Intercontinental Championship on the line against William Regal's career. Give them 20-30 minutes and William Regal's career ends with a spectacular midcard match that seems like a fitting end to his career while also helping Wade Barrett and Kofi Kingston re-establish themselves. Fuck, I love me some Kofi Kingston and Wade Barrett. #NoidPost |
11-14-2013, 03:01 PM | #1019 |
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Wyatt Family.
The dirtsheets have been teasing them as the next big team so it makes sense they'd likely be the ones to take the belts off of the Rhodes. Make them into the heel version of "Team Hell No" in the sense the belts are treated as something really important and use that to build the next big face team such as maybe a face Real Americans or the Shield. |
11-14-2013, 05:52 PM | #1020 | |
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Evan Bourne is slated to come back in the near future, right? If I recall he was over with the younger crowd. Also, Kofi is exciting to watch. It will give two guys whot could get lost in the shuffle very easily something to do, give a high flyer a title, and give a heel team a great chance to really get over when Team Air Boom drops the titles. I could see The Rhodes breaking up over the title loss, which can turn into Goldust vs Cody at WM30. No one is left with nothing to do at the end of the day. |
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12-03-2013, 09:32 PM | #1021 |
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Tables, Ladders, & Podcast #28 (December 3, 2013) (Unstick please)
Covering NXT, Impact, Smackdown, and Raw, plus a brief look at Main Event. Starring: Narcissus, Jabba, Afterlife, Poit, and a very late Nowhere Man. Links: Our Podbean page Listen on iTunes Like us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter Subscribe to our YouTube channel Support TLP by shopping at Amazon using this link --------------------------------- Question Of The Week: What would you have laid to rest in memoriam of Aces & Eights (in the casket)? Last edited by Poit; 12-10-2013 at 11:37 PM. |
12-04-2013, 08:05 AM | #1022 |
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Impact: I think the whole "Bro Mans don't know what a turkey sounds like" thing is nod to Arrested Development.
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12-05-2013, 09:49 AM | #1023 |
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I would have laid to rest TNA fanboys. This angle sucked balls after a the "Big Reveal" that BULLY RAY was behind the Aces and Eights.
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12-06-2013, 02:15 AM | #1024 |
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Anything related to ECW. We have a casket, let's use it. We've had enough invasion angles, enough reunion shows, and enough compilation dvds. Bury it, let it rest in peace. We can remember how ECW was in it's prime instead of habitually digging up a rotting corpse. Let it rest. Let it die.
edit- if it has to be TNA related... Whomever wrote the Aces & 8's angle to begin with. Seriously, I'm pretty sure we were about to see Sting announced as Head of Human Resources for Aces & 8's, Joseph Park announced as Vice President of Ice Cream Distribution for Ace's & 8's, and Mae Young as their biker mama. It was about as unbearable as when there were multiple versions of the nWo. Last edited by FourFifty; 12-09-2013 at 11:17 PM. |
12-06-2013, 02:22 AM | #1025 |
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Dealer's choice
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12-06-2013, 02:34 PM | #1026 |
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Garrett Bischoff's last remaining scepter of hope that had +20 Daddy Power on it and 5% chance to crit based off Hogan Shout.
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12-06-2013, 02:38 PM | #1027 |
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Eric Bischoff's one subject notebook with all of his booking ideas including, but not limited to: soulful guitar riffing, motorcycles, lesbian time traveling, cuckolding, gold clubs, love sponges, and motorcycles.
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12-06-2013, 06:20 PM | #1028 |
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the phrase Yambag Yahtzee
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12-07-2013, 12:32 AM | #1029 |
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In that same vein, the binders labeled "Long-Term Plans For AJ Styles" and "Long-Term Plans For Samoa Joe," since they're just collecting dust anyway.
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12-07-2013, 05:02 PM | #1030 |
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Long term plans for AJ:
Future of company Face of company #1 pal to newest hire Future of company Face of company #1 pal to newest hire Future of company Face of company #1 pal to newest hire Future of company Face of company #1 pal to newest hire Goofball |
12-09-2013, 12:17 PM | #1031 |
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Just made a nice amazon purchase through the tlp link.
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12-09-2013, 02:11 PM | #1032 |
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12-10-2013, 09:38 PM | #1033 |
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Tables, Ladders, & Podcast #29 (December 10, 2013) (Unstick please)
Covering NXT, Impact, Smackdown, and Raw, plus a brief look at Main Event. Starring: Narcissus, Jabba, Nowhere Man, and Poit. Links: Our Podbean page Listen on iTunes Like us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter Subscribe to our YouTube channel Support TLP by shopping at Amazon using this link --------------------------------- Question Of The Week: Which Slammy award would you add to the show, and who would win it? (Also feel free to list other nominees for the award) Last edited by Poit; 12-17-2013 at 10:45 PM. |
12-10-2013, 10:23 PM | #1035 |
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Brooke Hogan's engagement ring that destroyed the kayfabe of the angle.
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12-11-2013, 08:33 AM | #1036 |
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I must have been the only person in the world who knew that was Gail Kim's husband with her. For some reason I'd looked Kim up on wiki last week.
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12-11-2013, 10:06 AM | #1037 |
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The Damian Sandow "Expand Your Vocab" Award.
WINNER: Abeyance. |
12-11-2013, 09:18 PM | #1038 |
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Not sponsored by Gillette - Beard of the Year:
Daniel Bryan - winner Big Show Mark Henry The Wyatt Family Damien Sandow JBL's Catchphrase of the Year: "Mrs. Fandango" "We fight on Friday nights! MACKLE" - winner "Mexico's greatest export" "Fear the bull" Last edited by Emperor Smeat; 12-12-2013 at 05:52 PM. |
12-12-2013, 02:43 AM | #1039 |
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"MACKLE".
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12-12-2013, 04:57 PM | #1040 |
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TLP Catchphrase of the Year - Presented by Heisenberg
"Oh, Come On!" - Poit "...no, wait, that's Randy." - Nowhere Man "[Insert name of show], everybody." - Narcissus "Only [insert small number of] people will understand why that's funny." - Anyone "LAdies and GENTlemen, WELcome to TABles, LADders, & PODcast." - Narcissus Winner - "Up next is the rock-climbing sequence from Lost Continent, no, wait, that's Randy." |