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Old 01-11-2010, 09:22 PM   #121
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Old 01-11-2010, 09:22 PM   #122
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Moe: When I catch you, I'll gonna pull out your eyes and shove them down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap out of you, okay?! And I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat.
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Old 01-11-2010, 09:26 PM   #123
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Old 01-11-2010, 09:30 PM   #124
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Homer: What does "sequestered" mean?
Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world.
Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?
Skinner: It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict.
Homer: Uh huh. And "if"?
Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition that".
Homer: So if we don't all vote the same way, we'll be deadlocked and have to be sequestered in the Springfield Palace Hotel--
Patty: That's not going to happen, Homer.
Jasper: Let's vote. My liver is failing.
Homer: -- where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO -- Ooh! "Free Willy"!
Skinner: Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote!
Homer: Uh, how are the rest of you voting?
Everyone: Guilty.
Homer: OK, fine. How many S's in "innocent"?
Everyone: *groans*
Homer: I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.
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Old 01-12-2010, 12:34 AM   #125
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Old 01-12-2010, 12:41 AM   #126
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[opens door and water comes in up to his ankles]
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:04 AM   #127
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:16 AM   #128
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:18 AM   #129
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:22 AM   #130
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Class: "Lisa likes Nelson!"
Milhouse: "She does not!"
Class: "Milhouse likes Lisa!"
Janey: "He does not!"
Class: "Janey likes Milhouse!"
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:26 AM   #131
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:27 AM   #132
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:31 AM   #133
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Scully: Now, we're going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie
detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just
answer truthfully. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. [the polygraph explodes]

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Mulder: Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test?
Scully: No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little
weight.
Mulder: His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
Scully: Yes. It's like a lava lamp.
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Old 01-12-2010, 04:26 AM   #134
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Old 01-12-2010, 08:24 AM   #135
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Old 01-12-2010, 08:26 AM   #136
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Old 01-12-2010, 08:29 AM   #137
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Old 01-12-2010, 04:07 PM   #138
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*Homer talking about Santa's Little Helper*

Homer: Oh, so that's what was wrong with the little fella. He misses casual sex.
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Old 01-12-2010, 04:29 PM   #139
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Dr. Foster: Yes, Dr. Foster here. ... Ned Flanders? You're sure?
... No, no, no, I'll come right over. And may God have
mercy on us all.
[hangs up]
Darling, there's an emergency at the hospital, uh, where
are my shoes?
Mrs. Foster: [sleepily] I think they're in the den.
Dr. Foster: The den? May God have mercy on us all.
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Old 01-12-2010, 04:30 PM   #140
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Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish
to the eyes of others.
Ned: Well howdy, Homer! [partition slides up] Ooh, thanks for
dropping by!
Foster: Hmm. He's not responding. [into microphone] Proceed to level 2
antagonism.
[slides down partition]
Homer: Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
Ned: Oh, well, I'll just have to try harder. Heh heh. [partition
slides up] Ooh! Thanks for dropping by!
Foster: Ah, he's still repressing. [into microphone] Maximum hostility
factor.
[slide down partition]
Homer: I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.
Now that's psychiatry! Eh? Eh?
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Ned thinks it's a joke, and Homer throws in the towel.

Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult
this guy. You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning
moronly.
Ned: [to mirror] Hi, neighbor!
Homer: You know what your problem is, Flanders? You're afraid to be
human.
Ned: Ho ho, now why would I be afraid of that?
Homer: Because humans are obnoxious, sometimes. Humans hate things.
Ned: Well, maybe a few of them do... back East.
Foster: I can't find what Homer's saying. Did you write that?
Doctor: Um, did you like it?
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Foster: He just said he hates his parents! Do you know what that means?
Doctor: Um, what do you think?
Foster: It means he's cured.
Doctor: That's what I said.
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[Homer searches under the couch for a peanut]

Homer: Ah-ha! [looks, then says remorsefully] Oh, twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut!
Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
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