10-24-2004, 05:15 PM | #81 |
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the worst movie ever was Dude, where my car? but OMG was it funny too :P HAHAHA sorry
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10-25-2004, 10:03 PM | #82 | |
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10-26-2004, 03:21 AM | #83 | |
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10-28-2004, 04:12 AM | #84 |
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Pretty much anything to do with those untalented losers known as Will Smith and Adam Sandler. But off the top of my head...
I do believe Lord of The Rings to be a poorly-made film(s). It's just so boring and long and...long...and...long. Kill Bill. Anything Quenton "I'm Such An Ego-Maniac And An Arrogant Hack" Tarrantino has ever done. But dear god, I absolutely despised these films: House Of 1,000 Corpses Master Of Disguise Head Of State As for the Batman franchise, it's pretty much dead when you start with Burton's Batman in '89. Granted, the first Batman isn't nearly as bad as Forever and B&R, but the first Batman is really not that good of a film. Shameful Cena mark. |
10-28-2004, 05:12 AM | #85 | |
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10-28-2004, 02:11 PM | #86 |
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Blair Witch 2, House of the Dead, Batman and Robin and Freddy Got Fingered.
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10-29-2004, 02:52 AM | #87 | |
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WTF. How anyone can claim these movies to be "poorly made" is ridiculous. You may not enjoy them but that still does not mean they were poorly made. These are some of the most beautifully made films to ever grace the screen, plus probably the best book-to-film adaptation yet. You thought the movie was boring, just imagine what was left out from the books that would have made it even more boring for ya. Not trying to sound like an ass, but really, I can never fathom how these films could be considered "poorly made". |
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10-29-2004, 03:16 AM | #88 | |
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As for Tarrantino, I have seen his films. I've seen Pulp Fiction, don't like it. I've seen Resevoir(sp?) Dogs, don't like it. I'm just not impressed with him. Plus, he's got such a huge ego, that I can't stand the guy. He's so arrogant and pretentious. People have filled his head with all this bullshit about how he's such a great director, and his head has grown to the size of a fucking trailer park. In my opinion, I don't think he's a good director. It's the same way with Kevin Smith. His ego has grown so much, that he's so fucking in love with himself. Pure fact is, Kevin, just because you make comic book references, that doesn't qualify you to write comic books. Case in point, Daredevil. All you did was re-hash Frank Millers stuff, who did it so much better than you. Ok, I'll stop ranting now. |
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10-29-2004, 03:28 AM | #89 |
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11-01-2004, 02:20 AM | #90 |
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Purple Rain or Highlander 2
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11-01-2004, 03:17 AM | #91 |
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Dungeons and Dragons
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11-01-2004, 07:24 AM | #92 | |
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11-02-2004, 09:41 AM | #93 |
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I'm not really into watching shit movies but of those that I have had the mispleasure of watching, Titanic, Pearl Harbor and Resident Evil are up there.
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11-04-2004, 10:35 PM | #94 |
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Howard the Duck... Nuff Said
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11-04-2004, 11:17 PM | #95 | |
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11-05-2004, 12:46 AM | #96 |
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HOWARD THE DUCK RULED
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11-06-2004, 04:30 PM | #97 |
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Baise Moi. Once you get past the "graphic sex scenes" (no different from what you'd get in your average porn film, actually), it's really, really boring and poorly written.
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11-06-2004, 04:47 PM | #99 | |
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I never said Kevin Smith directed it. Daredevil was written and directed by Mark Steven Johnson, who is also doing Ghost Rider. So don't tell me what is and isn't before getting what I said straight. |
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11-06-2004, 11:25 PM | #100 |
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I think I'm like 1 of 5 people who enjoyed Daredevil.
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11-07-2004, 12:18 AM | #101 | |
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11-07-2004, 12:45 AM | #102 | |
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Anyway I'd say that Titanic was one of the worst films that I've seen. Most overrated piece of shit. |
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11-07-2004, 03:18 PM | #103 | |
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11-12-2004, 12:09 PM | #104 |
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Texas Fucking Chainsaw Massacre..
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11-12-2004, 12:28 PM | #105 | |
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Also LOTR took an extremely long time to make, and it delivered. It won so many awards including best picture, so to say it's poorly made shows the ignorance on your part. Also, the acting in the movie was brillant, they didn't really need to get A-list actors to fill in the role cause that would have ruined the effect of the movie. Also, I agree with the movies you despise, they suck. Besides Batman, that was kewl. Here's the movie I hate most: Crossroads with Brittney Spears. A friend of mine made me sit through half of this and only half cause I left the room. |
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11-12-2004, 12:34 PM | #106 | |
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11-12-2004, 11:40 PM | #108 |
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Bride of Chucky.
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11-13-2004, 02:25 AM | #109 |
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Wow, I actually agree with Blackdawn ( )on the LOTR acting. It really isn't anything to be that proud of, with the exception of Ian McKellan. But seeing as how whenever I read about the movies, no one really comments on the acting. Maybe on how they looked the part, but not the acting. And correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't recall any of the other actors being nominated for Best or Supporting Actor/Actress?
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11-14-2004, 03:08 PM | #110 | |
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Anyway, House of the Dead is the worst movie, by a large margin. It's the only movie I've ever actually become angry with. Although, I actually consider it less a movie than a calculated assault against happiness (/seanbaby). Runners up: Batman And Robin, for taking the best comic bock villain of all time (Bane) and turning him into a punchline Wing Commander (Pretty much anythng with Freddy Prinze Jr., actually. How he bagged Sarah Michelle gellar is a question for the ages) Resident Evil and Resident Evil Apocalypse, for one of the most boring characters in movie history (Alice) Mortal Kombat Annhilation, for awful dialogue and trying to cram in every goddamn character from the games. Street Fighter, for terrible, terrible casting. |
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11-14-2004, 04:59 PM | #111 |
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Resident Evil sucked. As did Catwoman - although I wasn't exactly expecting this to be good. I was expecting Resident Evil to be good though, so I was really disappointed
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11-14-2004, 05:04 PM | #112 | |
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I think that Sean Bean (Boromir) was the best actor in LOTR. Even better then Ian McKellan |
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11-17-2004, 02:00 AM | #113 |
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Eyes Wide Shut
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11-17-2004, 08:12 AM | #114 |
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Bowfinger and A Clockwork Orange. BTW, I liked Head of State
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11-17-2004, 09:48 PM | #115 |
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Panic Room.
That Movie made me wanna kill myself it was so shit. |
11-18-2004, 03:50 AM | #116 |
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honourable mention to The Day After Tomorrow. I can see why the south park guys wanted to make a puppet version of that before they did Team America. Absolutely ridiculous script, and terrible over dramatic acting too.
just to prove my point: Memorable Quotes from Day After Tomorrow, The (2004) Jack Hall: Professor, I think it's time you guys got out of there. Terry Rapson: I'm afraid that time has come and gone, my friend. Jack Hall: What should we do? Terry Rapson: Save as many as you can. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [as Brian works on a radio] Police Officer: You should get some help with that. Brian Parks: Sir, I'm the president of the electronics club, the mathematics club, and the chess club. If there is a bigger nerd in here, please point him out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Laura Chapman: I've got one. Best vacation? Sam Hall: You mean besides this one? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Laura Chapman: Everything I've ever cared about, everything I've worked for, it's all been in preparation for a future that no longer exists. I know you always thought I took the competition too seriously. You were right. It was all for nothing. Sam Hall: No, I just said that to avoid admitting the truth. Laura Chapman: The truth about what? Sam Hall: About why I joined the team. I joined it because of you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jeremy: Friedrich Niezsche? We can't burn that! He's one of the most important thinkers in history! Elsa: Please! Niezsche was a syphilitic chauvinist who was in love with his own sister. Jeremy: He was not a chauvinist! Elsa: But he was in love with his own sister. Brian Parks: Uh, yeah, guys? We got a whole section on tax laws down here we can burn. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brian Parks: [after finding a bottle of penicillin with Russian written on it] I found it! Sam Hall: How can you tell? Brian Parks: Because it says "penicillin" on the bottom. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [a man suggested burning a bottle of alcohol to keep them alive] Terry Rapson: Are you mad? That's a 12-year-old scotch. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jason Evans: [as he meets a gorgeous woman] Hi, I'm Jason! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jason Evans: What's going to happen to us? Jack Hall: What do you mean? Jason Evans: I mean "us"? Civilization? Everyone? Jack Hall: Mankind survived the last ice age. We're certainly capable of surviving this one. The only question is, will we be able to learn from our mistakes? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Hall: I will come for you, do you understand me? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- J.D.: [showing the other students the museum] I couldn't let you guys leave New York without seeing the Natural History Museum. Sam Hall: [under his breath] Of course not, it's the world's finest collection of stuffed animals. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Helicopter Pilot: [trying to start plummeting helicopter] Come on, you ruddy bastard! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Hall: Our climate is fragile. The ice caps are disappearing at a dangerous rate. Vice President Becker: Dr. Hall, our economy is every bit as fragile as the environment. Perhaps you should keep that in mind before making sensationalist claims. Jack Hall: Well, the last chunk of ice that broke off was the size of Rhode Island. A lot of folks would say that was pretty sensational. dear god The only question is, will we be able to learn from our mistakes? hahaha |
11-18-2004, 11:36 AM | #117 |
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Without a doubt, Cube 2:Hypercube, Stay away from that movie!
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11-19-2004, 03:02 PM | #118 | |
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11-21-2004, 12:22 AM | #119 |
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11-21-2004, 01:01 AM | #120 |
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Anything with Ben Stiller in it, his idea of "comedy" is to grimace & scream at the camera. I think Roger Ebert said in his review of the latest Texas Chainsaw Massacre that he walked out in the middle because he felt like he had to get out into the sunlight, the movie was so dark & morbid. That's how I feel about Ben Stiller movies
Michael Moore is a master of taking things out of context and twisting the facts to fit his own political agenda. Did you hear about his next movie? "George Bush is a stupid poopyhead". |