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View Poll Results: Jedi or Cobra Kai? | |||
Jedi | 16 | 64.00% | |
Cobra Kai | 9 | 36.00% | |
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02-06-2007, 01:57 AM | #41 |
"Ask him!"
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JOHNNY LAWRENCE VS. LUKE SKYWALKER
CREESE: Johnny.... sweep the leg. JOHNNY: ...but... CREESE: Do you have a problem with that? JOHNNY: .....no sensei. CREESE: No mercy. (they return to the match, and Johnny sends an elbow into Luke's injured left leg) YODA: Mmm... leg sweep coming, I did not see. MACE: Luke's fucked now. TOMMY: PUT 'EM IN A BODY BAG!!! YEAAAAAHHH!!! |
02-06-2007, 11:21 AM | #42 |
King of Love and Piss
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WTF! Yodo can be concussed dude. Why do you think he and Obi Wun left when the shit got deep. They could be concussed. Cobra Kai gives people concussions for fun.
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02-06-2007, 01:07 PM | #43 |
I'm all there is
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Pledge Allegiance to the Kai. Only the strong allowed.
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02-08-2007, 10:56 AM | #44 | |
Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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Oh, I see now. This shouldn't be a fight between the Cobra Kai and the Jedi, it should be between the Cobra Kai and the younglings. Now it makes more sense. |
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02-08-2007, 09:30 PM | #45 |
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Jedi. Come on. This isn't even a contest.
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02-08-2007, 11:10 PM | #46 |
I am the cheese
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LOL @ this thread.
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02-08-2007, 11:10 PM | #47 |
I am the cheese
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The Jedi have Telekenisis.
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02-09-2007, 10:20 AM | #48 | |
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Man come the fuck on. Theirs young Cobra Kai. I think they called them Cobra Pints or something. Once they turn 16 they can be Cobra Kai and smoke pot and ride dirt bikes in the sand. DONT FUCK WITH COBRA KAI! |
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02-09-2007, 01:23 PM | #49 | |
Hey Mister!
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02-09-2007, 06:40 PM | #50 |
the heartbreak king
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After much careful consideration, I've decided that I approve of the Cobra Kai. While they may not possess many of the powers inherent in Jedis, their cool factor is out the roof. I would much rather smoke pot, ride dirt bikes, destroy bicycles, and attack people on the beach than levitate things with my mind and wield a light saber. Psh, no contest.
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02-09-2007, 07:34 PM | #51 |
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What if we combined the two?
Then you could attck people on the beach and ride dirtbikes with lightsabers. And you could smoke pot without using your hands. |
02-09-2007, 07:36 PM | #52 |
the heartbreak king
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Cobra Jedkai
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02-09-2007, 08:57 PM | #53 |
the heartbreak king
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02-09-2007, 10:04 PM | #54 |
Get a poke on
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I've become what was once unknown to me. I once was lost, but now I'm found. Was blind, but now I see.
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02-09-2007, 10:22 PM | #55 |
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Are we including the sith in this? Cause if we are this whole thing is even more ridiculous.
The Emporor would manipulate them into civil war, spread out their ranks and then annhilate them with an army of Daniel-san clones. |
02-09-2007, 10:26 PM | #56 |
the heartbreak king
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Let's be realistic here for a moment, shall we. The Cobra Kai can actually exist. Whereas, the Jedi cannot. Cobra Kai win.
Yes, realism. |
02-09-2007, 10:39 PM | #57 | |
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02-09-2007, 10:41 PM | #58 |
the heartbreak king
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Han Solo
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02-09-2007, 10:44 PM | #59 |
Hey Mister!
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Come back to the light, WX.
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02-09-2007, 10:48 PM | #60 |
the heartbreak king
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He won't let me. Neither will he. |
02-09-2007, 10:51 PM | #61 |
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Your thoughts betray you, Weapon X. I feel the good in you, the conflict.
You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before and I don't believe you'll destroy me now. |
02-09-2007, 10:57 PM | #62 |
the heartbreak king
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You underestimate the power of the Dark Side. If you will not fight, then you will met your destiny.
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02-09-2007, 11:07 PM | #63 |
Hey Mister!
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You can't win, Weapon X. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
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02-09-2007, 11:39 PM | #64 | |
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JOHN KREESE CREATED THE FUCKING SITH MAN! Kreese and Lawrence used to be sith, then they became Jedi, but then they were like " fuck that, we rather ride dirt bikes in the sand and kick the asses of those who date Elizabeth Shue." So they became Cobra Kai, because thats what Cobra Kai do. They kick asses on dirt bikes. Dont fuck with Elizabeth Shue, you'll get your ass kicked by a Cobra Kai. Pretty simple Fignuts. Might wanna think this over. |
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02-09-2007, 11:45 PM | #65 |
Get a poke on
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Maybe I'll become Jeritron1138
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02-09-2007, 11:50 PM | #66 | |
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Jedi ride bikes that go like 500 miles per hour. IN FUCKING FORESTS Thats fuckin hardcore man. "Oh guys look out! We better slow down our 20 mph dirt bikes so we don't hit that seagull all the way over there in plain sight!" No contest whatsoever. |
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02-09-2007, 11:52 PM | #67 |
King of Love and Piss
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Fignuts let me ask you this. Do Jedi's have the ability to look like skeletons and humans and sometimes both at the same time?
I truely doubt this. Skeletons> 500 mile per hour floating bikes with lasers, everyday. |
02-09-2007, 11:59 PM | #68 |
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Looks like a fag convention. 99% certain that the kid in the foreground is checking out the other kids package.
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02-10-2007, 12:06 AM | #69 |
King of Love and Piss
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Lets see...Jedi
or Cobra Kai Yah |
02-10-2007, 12:07 AM | #70 |
the heartbreak king
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lol Team Jedi
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02-10-2007, 12:10 AM | #71 |
King of Love and Piss
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I dont think Team Jedi stands a chance against Cobra Kai.
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02-10-2007, 12:13 AM | #72 |
Hey Mister!
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Those are clearly not Jedi.
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02-10-2007, 12:14 AM | #73 |
the heartbreak king
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They could have fooled me. That lady in the front with the limp light saber is a spot on example of a Jedi.
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02-10-2007, 12:16 AM | #74 |
King of Love and Piss
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What? How are they not Jedi? They clearly have a sign claiming that they are Team Jedi. How many teams do the Jedi have? I'm 100% positive that the dude with the fanny pack is a Jedi for sure. They do have light swords.
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02-10-2007, 12:18 AM | #75 |
the heartbreak king
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Holy shit, he's got a fanny pack AND sweat pants. And possibly Down Syndrome. Jedi material.
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02-10-2007, 12:21 AM | #76 |
King of Love and Piss
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I think they are all fierce Jedi's, just not nearly as fierce as Cobra Kai Pints.
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02-10-2007, 12:22 AM | #77 |
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Regardless of if they are jedi or not, I'd bet money they could still kick cobra kai's ass. That fat guy's legs are like tree trunks. You ain't sweepin shit.
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02-10-2007, 12:24 AM | #78 |
the heartbreak king
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Cobra Kai sweep redwoods on a daily basis. And that's just a warm up. They then move on to small buildings, sweeping the foundation right out from under them. Their main focus now is on sweeping the ocean floor, thus destroying the world.
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02-10-2007, 12:24 AM | #79 |
King of Love and Piss
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Ummm. One sweet of the leg by Kreese and all those Jedi will be on there asses. Kreese sweeps tree trunks for a recreational event.
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02-10-2007, 12:26 AM | #80 |
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Cobra Kai is actually the terrorist on season 6 of 24. Those arent nukes going off. Thats Cobra Kai leg sweeping houses and cars and lots of other big things that shouldnt normally be sweeped.
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