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Old 05-29-2015, 06:33 PM   #1
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Red face Stupid Match Rules that Make Sense

It's likely I'm going to watch an event in Leeds that has a BAREFOOT LEGO ON THE FLOOR WRASSLIN DEATHMATCH.

What other matches have you seen, or ideas you have?



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Old 05-29-2015, 06:42 PM   #2
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King of the Mountain match is filled with all kinds of wacky rules.
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Old 05-29-2015, 07:01 PM   #3
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There was a match on youtube 8 years ago called an HIV needle match where to win you had to poke your opponent with an infected needle
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Old 05-29-2015, 07:59 PM   #4
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There was a match on youtube 8 years ago called an HIV needle match where to win you had to poke your opponent with an infected needle
Ahhh...the infamous and elusive GayNiggerAIDS match...
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Old 05-29-2015, 08:47 PM   #5
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I used to do Lego matches with my Hulk Hogan wrestling buddy. Put some on the "mat" (bed) and slam him onto them like they were glass or tacks in a Foley match.
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Old 05-29-2015, 08:49 PM   #6
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The touch 4 corners to win Bullrope matches was always weird to me.
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Old 05-29-2015, 10:55 PM   #7
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There was a match on youtube 8 years ago called an HIV needle match where to win you had to poke your opponent with an infected needle
That takes backyard stupidity to a whole other level... I mean I'm sure it wasn't an actual infected needle (... I hope) but it still seems utterly stupid on a level I wasn't aware humanity was capable of reaching.
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Old 05-30-2015, 12:55 AM   #8
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But it wasn’t just the combatants that set the unique tone, the matches themselves were… well… “insanely extreme” as well. WWF had coffin matches… ESW had “Box of AIDS-Infected Needle” Matches. And the one that got them the most industry “heat” wasn’t just because of the gore involved, but because this was back in a time before wrestlers gave interviews that let reporters in on the joke. At the notorious “Exposing The Business: Breaking Kayfabe” show they had a “Blade Rope” match, where the wrestlers (both of whom had already been rendered “HIV-Positive” from previous death matches) did their thing in a ring wrapped with razor blades that dangled from the ropes. The object wasn’t to use them to destroy the opponent but to get them and openly gig, or “blade” themselves. This was made all the more entertaining by Miss Von Erich, who kept trying to steal the weapons to cut her own wrists with them (again… BWAHAHAHAHA!)
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Some of the characters involved should give you an idea of what this group was all about. The two actual wrestlers who stick out in my mind the most were “The Abortionist”, who came to the ring in a bloody doctor’s robe and employed a wire hanger as his weapon of choice (and would try to use it on the valets, not just to hit or choke but in the way it was intended). The other, “The Great NAMBLA”, took over if the Abortionist didn’t do his job properly and the child was actually born… making sure he was shown the love and affection that only the North American Man/Boy Love Association can deliver (along with his “manager” The Friction Kid”). These were supplimented with guys like Natural Born Molester, Rapist, El Hijo de Manny Jesus Juan Julio Ernesto Ramon Chico Verde Chille Con Carne Perez, and JR Benson himself, otherwise referred to as “God”.
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Old 05-30-2015, 01:31 AM   #9
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The strangest match I ever saw was a tank of fish match. Loser got dunked into a tank. Not sure if they were exactly piranhas, but they got really riled up with blood and the guys got pretty bloody. Japan fans are sick fucks for paying money to see that shit. The booker should have been arrested.
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Old 05-30-2015, 01:34 AM   #10
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Stupid match rules that make sense? Maybe when somebody actually breaks a submission in a No DQ match like the ropes matter?
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Old 05-30-2015, 05:00 AM   #11
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In an e-fed back in the day, one of my characters was involved in a Home Depot brawl. The match took place inside an actual Home Depot store, and all weapons were legal. Whoever lost had to pay the bill for any damage done to the store after the match. Stupid? Yes. Make sense? Absolutely.
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Old 05-30-2015, 05:59 AM   #12
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Stupid match rules that make sense? Maybe when somebody actually breaks a submission in a No DQ match like the ropes matter?
I take it that at that point, the referee will no longer acknowledge a tapout so continuing the hold is a waste of energy.
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Old 05-30-2015, 07:34 AM   #13
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In an e-fed back in the day, one of my characters was involved in a Home Depot brawl. The match took place inside an actual Home Depot store, and all weapons were legal. Whoever lost had to pay the bill for any damage done to the store after the match. Stupid? Yes. Make sense? Absolutely.
E-fed? What's that?
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Old 05-30-2015, 08:07 AM   #14
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Old 05-30-2015, 11:11 PM   #15
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