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05-24-2016, 10:06 PM | #1 |
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SMACKDOWN! spoilers for 5/26/2016: The Death and Return of Owen White
Thanks to Sherrod Jones for the following WWE SmackDown spoilers from tonight’s tapings in Norfolk, Virginia:
* Michael Cole opens SmackDown in the ring with a Money In the Bank briefcase. He talks about Extreme Rules and has a guest, Dean Ambrose. Ambrose talks about The Asylum and how he destroyed Chris Jericho. Kevin Owens interrupts and tells Cole to get the hell out of his ring. Owens says he is winning Money In the Bank. Sami Zayn interrupts and says the same thing, no one can stop him. Alberto Del Rio comes out and says he’s going to become a two-time MITB winner. A brawl breaks out between Ambrose, Owens and Sami as Alberto watches from the ramp * Alberto Del Rio defeated Zack Ryder in a MITB qualifying match. Del Rio won a decent match with the cross armbreaker * Big Cass and Enzo Amore come out to a big pop. They cut promos but The Dudley Boyz interrupt. Enzo talks trash to both but it was hard to hear what he said due to audio issues. The segment leads to The Dudleyz backing down from a match * Rusev and Lana are interviewed in the back. Rusev says Kalisto has no chance of beating him tonight * WWE United States Champion Rusev retained over Kalisto with The Accolade in a good back and forth match. After the match, Titus O’Neil hits the ring to make the save for Kalisto and challenges Rusev for the title but Rusev wants no part of it * Natalya vs. Dana Brooke ends in less than one minute. WWE Women’s Champion Charlotte, who was on commentary, interrupted the match and Natalya put her in a Sharpshooter. Dana and Charlotte double teamed Natalya before leaving * AJ Styles is interviewed backstage and asked what’s next. He simply says he doesn’t know and walks off * They air a Golden Truth video package * Fandango and Tyler Breeze defeated R-Truth and Goldust with a roll up. The crowd chanted “what the hell?” at one point * Seth Rollins comes out to a huge pop and cuts a promo. He says it’s great to be back on SmackDown and asks if fans missed him. He can’t say the same for the fans and the boos start up. Rollins walks off after a short 2 minute segment * The Miz retained the WWE Intercontinental Title over Cesaro. Miz won with the Skull Crushing Finale in what was said to be an excellent main event. Miz and Maryse celebrated on the ramp to end SmackDown Owen White has died ***MOD Update*** Shortly after they tried to transport the smelly carcass of Owen White a person emerged from a Burger King wearing all Red, not Dead and gets Head babay. His name is Owen Red and he's here to resurrect the bastard who won his father's affection to the point where Owen Red had to vacate his bedroom in the Owen home. After casting some sort of spell that involved augmented ancient stones and diamonds mined from Sierra Lionne(sp? who cares) Red successfully brought White back to life. The reunion was short-lived when Red drove his bionic elbow into his brother's freshly reincarnated ribs, busting his cage into pieces and leaving him on the ground wishing for another death. Apparently this was all filmed to show on the Network/YouTube, but Owen Red took the cameras/smartphones and peed on all of them, laughing as he got into his Uber to score some fresh burgers from Taco Bell, cause he's Owen Red, not Dead, making Taco Bell cook burgers in his Stead. Last edited by Heisenberg; 05-25-2016 at 01:32 PM. Reason: added some space, it was unreadable. |
05-24-2016, 10:10 PM | #2 |
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05-24-2016, 10:31 PM | #3 |
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05-25-2016, 05:59 AM | #4 |
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I'm interested in watching the main event championship match. With Maryse by his side, The Miz has a chance to rekindle some of the magic that he once had when he reigned simultaneously as the Unified Tag Team Champion and United States Champion. Will he bring back "prestige" to the Intercontinental title? Probably not. And unlike most of the IWC, I have stopped caring. Like Hunter once said, the title doesn't make the performer, it's the performer that makes the title. Paraphrasing like crazy but ya'll get the jest.
SPOILER: show |
05-25-2016, 07:44 AM | #5 |
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Kelly Kelly was fiiiiiine.
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05-25-2016, 07:45 AM | #6 |
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I'd like to see the IC Title match, but I just don't see how Cesaro beating Miz, Miz beating Cesaro, rinse, wash, repeat really helps either guy. The Miz needs someone he can compete against and beat without damaging their trajectory.
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05-25-2016, 07:45 AM | #7 |
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Rusev vs. Titus? I like it as a rebuilding project for Rusev.
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05-25-2016, 07:46 AM | #8 |
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Sounds like AJ Styles has to make a move...I'm hoping it's against Cena.
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05-25-2016, 07:56 AM | #9 |
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Like Del Rio in MITB. I hope Becky's time on TV is not done. It'd make sense to pair her with Natalya against Charlotte and Dana.
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05-25-2016, 08:19 AM | #10 |
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AJ will probably lose a couple more matches before he realizes he needs his buddies again. Then he will have to win them over somehow.
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05-25-2016, 08:24 AM | #11 |
king of sucks
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well with cody gone goldust will be jobing out for awhile
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05-25-2016, 09:30 AM | #12 |
boop/bop/beep
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The good thing about the IC title division in this exact (possibly fleeting) moment is everyone is over in their roles they are supposed to fulfill. Kevin Owens is a dickface vicious heel, Miz is a cowardly chicken shit who can get the job done, Cesaro is a beast who can beat or lose to anyone on any given night and Sammy is a firy underdog with untapped potential. The audience buys it all and therefore most of the results are okay.
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05-25-2016, 10:54 AM | #13 |
Rigged from the start
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Spoils you say? Does that mean we are all the victors? Mad confused right now.
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05-25-2016, 01:15 PM | #15 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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05-25-2016, 01:17 PM | #16 |
Fire up Chips!
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Owen white didn't die. He just is lazy with his smackdown spoilers. No way I'm taping this week.
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05-25-2016, 01:22 PM | #17 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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Apparently you won't be having to tape much longer with it going live on Tuesdays in July unless you won't be home on Tuesday nights
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05-25-2016, 01:33 PM | #18 |
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cheer up, he's backkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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05-25-2016, 02:50 PM | #19 |
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Ooo he's be resurrected. Hopefully he starts a "Lord of Darkness" gimmick.....
"Lord of Whiteness"? |
05-25-2016, 06:11 PM | #20 |
Fire up Chips!
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I think teh Lord of Whiteness would be a great gimmick for him
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05-25-2016, 06:13 PM | #21 |
New Arcade God
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Since SD is going live Owen White is on life support guys
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