08-11-2014, 09:51 PM | #281 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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Roses are red,
The Network is 9.99 Brock's gonna smash Cena's head, The network is 9.99. |
08-11-2014, 09:52 PM | #282 |
Celestia's Left Hand
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08-11-2014, 09:52 PM | #283 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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Y'know I don't get why people still make fun of Cena for rapping. Dude hasn't rapped in like 5 years. I mean I know they gotta make fun of him, but using old ass material seems lazy. Hell, half of Cena's fanbase probably doesn't even remember him rapping.
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08-11-2014, 09:53 PM | #284 |
Resident drug enabler
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Only 2 of the 8 matches at SummerSlam feature people who weren't at least booked to face each other at Battleground. And that's because those 2 matches feature part-timers/non-wrestlers who didn't compete at Battleground.
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08-11-2014, 09:53 PM | #285 |
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08-11-2014, 09:54 PM | #286 |
Resident drug enabler
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I miss rapper Cena.
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08-11-2014, 09:54 PM | #287 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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08-11-2014, 09:56 PM | #288 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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08-11-2014, 09:56 PM | #289 |
Loque Ja
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Shirt looks like a chicken in front of Cena's face
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08-11-2014, 09:57 PM | #290 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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Aaaaand there's the new shirt. Didn't he already do red? Should've been maroon or teal.
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08-11-2014, 09:57 PM | #291 |
King K Cool
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Cena spicing things up with his attire.
He now has red knee pads! |
08-11-2014, 09:57 PM | #292 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I still dislike the two belts one champion gimmick.
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08-11-2014, 09:57 PM | #293 |
Loque Ja
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Mario hat
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08-11-2014, 09:58 PM | #294 |
King K Cool
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08-11-2014, 09:58 PM | #295 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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Blood is red.
Vomit is green. Urine is yellow. Cena's gonna be dead, 'cause Lesnar is mean. |
08-11-2014, 09:59 PM | #296 |
Celestia's Left Hand
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If you're gonna do Heyman at least attempt the voice John.
prognosticate I'm almost sure he had to look that up. |
08-11-2014, 10:00 PM | #297 |
King K Cool
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08-11-2014, 10:00 PM | #298 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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I wanna see Lesnar feed Cena the WHC belt so that we can get rid of this stupid two belt gimmick.
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08-11-2014, 10:02 PM | #299 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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Real talk.
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08-11-2014, 10:02 PM | #300 |
Celestia's Left Hand
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I love that Cena even works the "adults" that claim to hate him.
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08-11-2014, 10:02 PM | #301 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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"when does John Cena stop being about the t-shirts and ballcaps" - That'd mean a lot more if you didn't just get new ones, John.
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08-11-2014, 10:02 PM | #302 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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I call bullshit on this promo
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08-11-2014, 10:02 PM | #303 |
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John Cena comes out to "Basic Thuganomics" at SummerSlam.
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08-11-2014, 10:03 PM | #304 |
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Brock Lesnar doesn't deserve a retired title. He deserves the title on your left shoulder, jabroni!
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08-11-2014, 10:04 PM | #305 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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Lesnar's too busy F5ing sharks for his dinner to beat up Cena right now.
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08-11-2014, 10:04 PM | #306 |
Loque Ja
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08-11-2014, 10:04 PM | #307 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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As much of a goofball as he is Cena is still the man. I mean if he can make this crap seem dramatic, imagine what he could do with real material.
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08-11-2014, 10:04 PM | #308 |
#YesMovement
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Random Thought. The Title Belt should be worn around around the waist. No one will ever change my mind on this.
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08-11-2014, 10:04 PM | #309 |
King K Cool
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I think I've just realised that Cena seems to do the same promo for every feud.
"I have a very tough opponent" "I've been here for years now" "People cheer for me, but people also people boo me" "I will win" It's pretty much like that all the time. |
08-11-2014, 10:04 PM | #310 |
Celestia's Left Hand
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I couldn't resist, sorry. |
08-11-2014, 10:04 PM | #311 |
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08-11-2014, 10:05 PM | #312 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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For a product rated PG, they're pushing the language.
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08-11-2014, 10:05 PM | #313 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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08-11-2014, 10:05 PM | #314 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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08-11-2014, 10:05 PM | #315 |
King of Clowns
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08-11-2014, 10:06 PM | #316 |
the low Art Gloominati
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Pretty good promo
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08-11-2014, 10:06 PM | #317 |
#YesMovement
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08-11-2014, 10:07 PM | #318 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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08-11-2014, 10:07 PM | #319 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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That's pretty true, but he's stayed serious and dramatic this whole feud, I think. That's made a huge difference, and if this was the Cena we had every week, I'd be okay with him being champion forever.
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08-11-2014, 10:07 PM | #320 |
Loque Ja
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Yeah, damn CM Punk. If it wasn't for him, you def would have had a chance.
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