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Dancin' Dave is on Twitter- Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!
http://twitter.com/#!/Real_DBautista
Real_DBautista Dave Bautista so i'm giving in to my rule of NO social networking because i promised my boy Josh Rafferty that i would......so here we go! 24 Jun Real_DBautista Dave Bautista first off!!!!! NO HATERS ALLOWED!!! i hate HATERS!! i wish all haters a Nick Diaz style ass woopin! go somewhere else! 24 Jun Real_DBautista Dave Bautista so i'll repeat myself because haters are not only losers but they also seem to be illiterate! NO FUCKING HATERS! no negative chi here!!!! 24 Jun Real_DBautista Dave Bautista i've been hit in the head with chairs alot!!! 24 Jun Real_DBautista Dave Bautista @ @BeerRunBandit interesting perspective but if you're gonna hate..... hate Haters!! 24 Jun Real_DBautista Dave Bautista @ @BeerRunBandit now go get me some beer! 24 Jun I can't tell you how much you should drop everything and read all his tweets. He discusses Star Wars, his weight loss, Mason Ryan, WWE and Christian among other things. My personal favourite Batista tweet: Real_DBautista Dave Bautista Mom's coming to the muscle freak show!! Sarah's gonna take off with Mr.Tampa, mom's gonna take off with Ms. Tampa! Doh! 12 hours ago Quote:
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06-26-2011, 08:25 AM | #2 |
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06-26-2011, 08:37 AM | #3 |
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If you hate haters, does that make you a hater yourself and therefore does that mean you hate yourself??? Maybe Batista is reaching out for help about his self esteem issues.
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06-26-2011, 08:41 AM | #4 |
love yourself
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Ilove my haters. I need my haters. My haters fuel me. I don't give a d@mn 'bout my haters
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06-26-2011, 08:49 AM | #5 |
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He walks alone.
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06-26-2011, 08:52 AM | #6 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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His mom's a lesbian apparently, explains that last tweet up there.
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06-26-2011, 08:58 AM | #7 |
King K Cool
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He also hates Cancer.
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06-26-2011, 10:05 AM | #8 |
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06-26-2011, 10:31 AM | #9 |
doesn't care about Big E.
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I guess he does hate his haters
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06-26-2011, 10:36 AM | #10 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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Might as well make this a thread to re-live the glory that is Batista. |
06-26-2011, 12:25 PM | #11 |
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Apparently?
She is a lesbian. Although i imagine her pussy is stretched all kinds of fuck after pushing dancing dave outta there. 'apparently' he weighed 225lbs as a baby and powerbombed the mid wife on his arrival. We salute you Dave, altho PG aint all bad, look at Home Alone and Father Of The Bride |
06-26-2011, 12:28 PM | #12 |
Inno Knows.
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If you have a girlfriend on twitter, delete her account cause Batista will have sex with her.
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06-26-2011, 12:33 PM | #13 |
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06-26-2011, 01:26 PM | #14 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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Inno Knows.
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06-26-2011, 01:31 PM | #15 |
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Some more tweets. I swear I may end up creating a twitter account just to talk to this guy.
Real_DBautista Dave Bautista Awwwww shit!! Here come the freaks!! Rob Terry's here. Love that dude. Ask Rob about the time I took his big ass to Vegas!! 15 hours ago Real_DBautista Dave Bautista Watching the pro women.. Holy shit they're huge!! And ripped 17 hours ago Real_DBautista Dave Bautista imani! i want my 2 dollars! $1300 dollars actually. 25 Jun |
06-26-2011, 01:43 PM | #16 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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Well, I never..
funtimeshelly Shelly Martinez @Real_DBautista truce?? 19 hours ago Real_DBautista Dave Bautista @ @funtimeshelly that business brings out the worst in people.....truce. 18 hours ago funtimeshelly Shelly Martinez @ @Real_DBautista Thank u I feel soooo @ peace now I had a dream u & I were talking & the peace I felt in the dream is now my reality 18 hours ago Real_DBautista Dave Bautista @ @funtimeshelly I'm soooooo @ peace since I left that hoooostile ass enviroment! 18 hours ago Looks like Dancin' Dave is going on a date soon. |
06-26-2011, 02:33 PM | #17 |
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06-26-2011, 03:59 PM | #18 |
Over Like Rover
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I Batista 4 eva
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06-26-2011, 04:12 PM | #19 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Pssh. Another internet tough guy.
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06-26-2011, 05:15 PM | #20 |
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I hope he Batista Bombs Shelly's vagina.
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06-26-2011, 06:09 PM | #21 |
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She isn't called funtime shelly for no reason.
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06-26-2011, 06:52 PM | #22 |
Narc stole my star
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06-26-2011, 08:24 PM | #23 |
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06-26-2011, 08:25 PM | #24 |
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Of course I'm only paraphrasing what was surely going through Batista's mind whilst he plowed another lady.
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06-26-2011, 09:01 PM | #25 |
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06-26-2011, 09:03 PM | #26 | |
love yourself
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06-26-2011, 11:40 PM | #27 |
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I don't care for Batista anymore.
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06-26-2011, 11:46 PM | #28 |
Loque Ja
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06-27-2011, 10:18 AM | #29 |
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The smark in me would love to see Batista come back with CM Punk and wage a war against PG.
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06-27-2011, 10:35 AM | #30 |
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I may make a twitter now just to follow Ryder, Punk, and Dave.
Perhaps I'll ask Dave how freaky Melina is in bed. |
06-27-2011, 10:35 AM | #31 |
He's Here
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Hater Haters gonna Hate.
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06-27-2011, 10:37 AM | #32 |
It's High Noon!
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I could see Kalyx and Dave being best friends. That would be a good sitcom. Dancing Dave and Killer Kalyx.
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06-27-2011, 10:38 AM | #33 |
He's Here
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Batista clearly hates the business.
WHY YA GOTTA HATE, BIG DAVE!? |
06-27-2011, 10:40 AM | #34 | |
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The series finale would be a two hour epic where Kalyx finally beats Batista at the game of love. |
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06-27-2011, 10:41 AM | #35 |
It's High Noon!
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"I dunno, Davey!" |
06-27-2011, 10:42 AM | #36 |
It's High Noon!
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By fucking Melina? John Morrison can guest star as himself.
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06-27-2011, 11:38 AM | #37 |
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Season 2 opens with Batista in bed with Kalyx's Mom
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06-27-2011, 12:47 PM | #38 |
It's High Noon!
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Question is, will Dave be wearing his hater blockers while doing the deed?
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06-27-2011, 02:01 PM | #39 |
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I'd like Mike Knox to play the role of the funny guy.
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06-27-2011, 02:29 PM | #40 |
It's High Noon!
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Mike Knox can play the neighbor who takes all of Dave's sloppy seconds. Nick Swarsdon can play the funny guy.
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