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09-05-2013, 01:40 AM | #762 |
So fucking sexy.
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Holy shit.
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09-05-2013, 04:11 PM | #763 |
The Champ is Here!
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Since the Swagger Soaring Eagle came up in our discussion on the podcast, I think it's fair to count fake animals like that.
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09-05-2013, 06:18 PM | #764 |
Resident drug enabler
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Oh. In that case, I nominate The Gobbeldy Gooker and Pepe.
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09-05-2013, 08:18 PM | #765 |
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I would like it if TNA signed Karl Anderson to be Ken Anderson's tag team partner. The K. Andersons could be a pretty hard-hitting tag team for a division that needs some help.
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09-07-2013, 12:23 PM | #766 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Walking to work and I ran out of Steve Austin podcast episodes that interest me. Subscribed on itunes.
A: Whenever somebody wrestled a bear. If that actually happened. |
09-10-2013, 06:37 PM | #767 |
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When are you doing tonight's podcast, Afterlife won't get back to me..
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09-10-2013, 06:53 PM | #768 |
Quality Meme Producer
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They usually start round this time, did u hit them up on Skype?
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09-10-2013, 07:10 PM | #769 |
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Yeah!
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09-10-2013, 08:35 PM | #770 |
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What?? OK!
They were all on round the time we exchanged memos. Afterlife wasn't, but the others were. I had to go chase down a kid who knocked on my door, so I wasn't on the panel. I caught that sumbitch tho |
09-10-2013, 08:53 PM | #771 |
Soundly Defeated Wadding
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Sorry, Kyle. We already started and are almost finished. We can get you on in the future though.
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09-10-2013, 09:33 PM | #772 |
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Afterlife fell asleep a few minutes before we started the show, I guess. He talked about wanting to get you on.
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09-10-2013, 10:26 PM | #773 |
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Tables, Ladders, & Podcast #16 (September 10, 2013)
Covering NXT, Impact, Smackdown, & Raw, with brief looks at Superstars, Main Event, & Xplosion. Starring: Jabba, Narcissus, Poit, & Innovator. |
09-11-2013, 09:46 AM | #774 |
So fucking sexy.
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My bad.
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09-11-2013, 03:14 PM | #775 |
Soundly Defeated Wadding
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The next Heyman guy should be somebody that doesn't look like they ate their former WWE personality.
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09-11-2013, 06:07 PM | #776 |
Grim Fandango
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I'll really like to see Fandango as the Heyman guy, he's infinitely more interesting than McGillicutty. They could even revert back to the Johnny Curtis name and play off Heyman signing the "wrong Curtis" last time while explicitly telling us that Axel is terrible and he's really really sorry about the whole thing.
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09-11-2013, 06:49 PM | #777 |
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Don't think they should abandon Axel completely, think there is an opportunity here...
I would go for Matt Morgan. He has good experience under his belt now, and his size makes him an immediate threat to someone like Punk. Lots of possibilities after that. You could have Axel taking on a Mankind-esque role in Heyman's stable where he unwittingly believes he is being set up for greatness (while Morgan is now the focus of Heyman's attention), while being constantly left behind to take the beatings from Punk. You can then have Morgan/Punk, and maybe Lesnar or a further Heyman guy interefering down the line, playing the numbers game against Punk. Axel could then get the sympathetic face turn aiding Punk against the monsters after teasing tensions over a period of months. You could then do Morgan/Axel, Punk/Lesnar based off of that. You could get a lot of legs out of an angle like that, and it might help not only establish Morgan in WWE, but create more of a personality and backstory for Axel... |
09-11-2013, 07:26 PM | #778 |
Inno Knows.
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I'm kinda horrified by my voice
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09-11-2013, 07:54 PM | #779 |
The Champ is Here!
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I think I like my mockery of Narc's voice more than my regular voice.
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09-11-2013, 09:43 PM | #780 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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I'll second the vote for Morgan. So much untapped potential. I would love to see Morgan brought in as Heyman's full-time muscle for his feud with Punk. He could also be a good foil for small guys, too, and Heyman could use him to go after other former protégés. Morgan/Mysterio would be a lot of fun, if Rey could ever stay healthy. Imagine a fresh-from-surgery Rey Rey getting laid out by a seven-foot monster with the brain of Paul Heyman guiding it. Morgan vs. Jericho as Paul looks for revenge after Pantsgate. Morgan vs. Sheamus. I could go on and on.
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09-12-2013, 06:35 PM | #781 |
Now. Here. Man.
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I think us in the C-Fed know the real reason you want Heyman to pick Matt Morgan, Loopy.
My pick for the next Paul Heyman Guy would actually be a two-fer: Brodus Clay and Tensai. Heyman's already got a midcard singles competitor with Axel, and a main-event draw with BRRRRROCK LLLLEEESNARRRRR, so why not take a crack at the tag team division? Brodus and Albert are two big huge guys who have pretty brutal movesets and could probably be built up as a good monster team if they drop the goofy dancing gimmick (which is redundant now that Fandango's around anyway). Plus, back in the day A-Train was one of Heyman's clients, so maybe he could turn to Paul for advice in the middle of a losing streak, then Paul could reinvent them as his way into taking over the tag team scene. |
09-12-2013, 08:31 PM | #782 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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Hey, just because it's greedy doesn't make it not true.
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09-12-2013, 09:02 PM | #783 |
Inno Knows.
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I'm for that, as long as Punk reigns supreme in the end
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09-12-2013, 09:06 PM | #784 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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Nah. Morgan goes over Punk and Seymour in an epic encounter that sees him get Punk to tap out to the Nagata Lock after looking at him angrily. Afterwards, Morgan and Rey put aside their differences and form a new stable with a debuting Abyss. Maybe Jeff Hardy, too.
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09-12-2013, 09:06 PM | #785 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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Oh, also Goldust.
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09-12-2013, 09:20 PM | #786 |
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And Hornswoggle. And Stacy Keibler.
And they all play D&D together. |
09-12-2013, 09:53 PM | #787 |
The Champ is Here!
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I feel like I just read a Noid post covered in the semen of dreams.
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I think that's goin' in the sig.
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09-13-2013, 05:32 AM | #789 |
Now. Here. Man.
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Hah, you said Seymour instead of Rey.
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09-13-2013, 09:59 AM | #790 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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whoops.
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09-13-2013, 10:10 AM | #791 |
Inno Knows.
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You forgot the AJ Lee/Rey Mysterio make out
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09-13-2013, 09:55 PM | #792 |
Now. Here. Man.
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The sheer fact that Ricardo Rodriguez is managing Rob Van Dam now opens up a whole new world of unspeakable evil for me to explore.
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09-15-2013, 01:58 PM | #793 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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I think Paige will be the next Paul Heyman "guy."
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09-17-2013, 10:37 PM | #794 |
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Tables, Ladders, & Podcast #17 (September 17, 2013)
Covering NXT, No Surrender, Smackdown, Night Of Champions, & Raw, with brief looks at Superstars, Main Event, & Xplosion. Starring: Jabba, Narcissus, Nowhere Man, & Poit. Links: Our Podbean page Listen on iTunes Like us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter --------------------------------- This episode kicks off a contest, in which you can win a copy of WWE's DVD release: WARGAMES. Listen for more details. --------------------------------- Here's a picture of Afterlife on Raw last night. Shame he's vanished since then, and missed this TLP. --------------------------------- Questions Of The Week: 1) Which word should WWE add to the audience's vocabulary next week? 2) Who should be Bray Wyatt's next vessel? |
09-17-2013, 10:52 PM | #795 |
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My first thought on the next Paul Heyman Guy was Johnny Curtis. The man oozes charisma, but could use some "evolution" to take him to the next level. The dancing shtick doesn't even need to be dropped entirely. He can keep the outrageous outfits and his on-air alliance with Summer Rae, who becomes the first "Paul Heyman Girl." Rae's a pretty good heel and she could have a nice little Divas Championship run.
I've thought that Tensai & Brodus Clay would make great Paul Heyman Guys in the past. Everything Nowhere Man said about these guys is correct. They'd be more naturally suited to being a heel team. Call them "The Wrecking Balls" or something like that. They could dump The Funkadactyls (or maybe Naomi could turn heel and also align, although that might clash with Summer Rae if Curtis also joins). Matt Morgan would be a good choice, and he's also got a past with Heyman. Now that Ryback is aligned with Heyman, I'm not sure if bringing in Morgan to the group is such a good idea though. Kofi Kingston (shocking heel turn) and Zack Ryder are two other guys I've thought about joining Heyman recently too. Kofi would be a more serious one, but Ryder joining Heyman would make sense. Zack works better in the ring as a heel, and it suits him to try and get himself noticed like Curtis Axel did. Ryder can be the whipping boy of the group, and be the one who takes most of the beat-downs and is there to make guys like Axel and the re-branded Johnny Curtis look "heavy." |
09-17-2013, 11:01 PM | #796 |
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So here's my complete list of Paul Heyman's Guys and Girls:
Brock Lesnar - The part-timer who never fights for free. Paul Heyman's cash-cow and most sacred project. Ryback - The "Next Big Thing" as Heyman sees it. A man he sees an a imminent contender for the WWE Title. Curtis Axel - The "future of professional wrestling" as Paul Heyman sees it. His reliable, talented, athletic workhorse. Johnny Newname - The former Fandango who changes his ring name and gets a little darker when he aligns with Heyman. If Ryback is chasing the WWE Title, this guy is chasing the World Heavyweight Title, and vice versa. Summer Rae - She comes with the Fandango package. Having a sexy blonde accompany Paul Heyman Guys to the ring just seems right. She could also be a postulated contender to the Divas Championship, but there might be a better choice for that. Tensai - He could possibly change his name back to A-Train for this reunion with Paul Heyman. He's brought in as a contender for the Tag Team Championship, but Heyman can also use his skill and experience to mentor some of the younger members under his wing. Brodus Clay - He doubles as security for the group and as a tag team competitor. Being on the road with Axel and Tensai will allow for Clay to theoretically improve as a potential monster for Heyman. Naomi - She turns on Cameron and joins the re-branded Tons of Funk under Heyman's care. I can just imagine Heyman talking about Naomi's unique athleticism that no other Diva can match. She'd bring the Divas Championship to Camp Heyman. Zack Ryder - Sick of being ignored, Ryder offers his services to Heyman and finds himself easily manipulated by the evil genius. He does a lot of run-ins and takes a lot of beat-downs, before eventually developing a thing for Summer Rae, which leads to Fandango beating the shit out of Ryder. Heyman stills sees uses for Ryder, and wants Fandango to let him stay around, but Ryder turns on the group there before he eventually gets beaten on PPV by Fandango. |
09-18-2013, 12:44 AM | #797 |
The Champ is Here!
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Tweet regarding the vessel thing:
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09-18-2013, 12:51 AM | #798 |
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1) Which word should WWE add to the audience's vocabulary next week?
Cunt. 2) Who should be Bray Wyatt's next vessel? Heidenreich |
09-18-2013, 09:47 AM | #799 |
Inno Knows.
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1) Hidebound
2) Bo Dallas |
09-18-2013, 03:38 PM | #800 |
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1) onomatopoeia
2) Curt Hawkins Last edited by Emperor Smeat; 09-19-2013 at 12:39 AM. |