02-25-2015, 07:22 PM | #41 |
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Stephanie McMahon vs. AJ Lee at WrestleMania. Book it.
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02-25-2015, 07:28 PM | #42 |
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Steph will crush her with her huge tits
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02-25-2015, 07:35 PM | #43 |
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But AJ is a veteran of boobie bashing matches.
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02-25-2015, 07:56 PM | #44 |
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#AJall
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02-25-2015, 11:15 PM | #45 | |
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02-26-2015, 02:20 AM | #46 |
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Yeah. Really want someone to push AJ to go into more detail about those merchandise and ratings claims because right now she really does sound fucking stupid.
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02-26-2015, 03:36 AM | #47 |
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That has really upset you, hasn't it?
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02-26-2015, 04:11 AM | #48 |
Fire up Chips!
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#1-Pissed-Off-Diva-fan
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02-26-2015, 04:45 AM | #49 |
Narc stole my star
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I'd hate to see this as a proper movement like when Bryan got pushed, women's wrestling is horrible and cack, just scrap all of it.
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02-26-2015, 07:14 AM | #50 |
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I get where #1-wwf-fan is coming from though. I don't think she meant it the way he's interpreting it, but how do the Divas move as much merchandise as the men? Did Nikki Bella's "Fearless" shirt suddenly start out-selling Cena and Bryan's merchandise?
I assumed she meant comparatively somehow. |
02-26-2015, 07:16 AM | #51 | |
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02-26-2015, 07:32 AM | #52 |
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A lot of potential to get a major storyline going for WrestleMania however. If Steph's hurt is just a work, or she's willing to put it the side for the sake of business. Just have Stephanie McMahon come out and talk about an "unnamed Diva," who has taken it upon herself to try and embarrass the WWE. Steph says that this woman has been notified via the proper channels that she has been suspended until further notice. Steph then points out "This isn't the patriarchy suspending you...this is a woman more powerful than you doing it."
The company waits for the swell of "AJ Lee!" chants to start whenever Divas are wrestling, or Stephanie is on the screen. AJ Lee keeps letting Steph know via Twitter how she is deaf to what wrestling fans want. Hopefully some news outlets pick it up, and then Stephanie cracks and says she is offering an invitation to AJ Lee to apologise at WrestleMania -- the largest stage the WWE has -- to apologize to her publicly; or else she will never get the opportunity to compete for the Divas Championship again. Man, that segment at WrestleMania would be pretty fucking awesome. Give AJ Lee free reign on the mic. Maybe she could tear into how Stephanie was handed everything because she was a McMahon, and she doesn't know the struggle that women working for Vince have had. She could mention how the girls break their backs for so little money, because they don't get the same marketing machine behind them that the men do -- unless it's for some reality show where the dumber they act the better. The closest thing to a female-exclusive match-up in the history of the WWE is a Bra & Panties Match, and you still employ an announcer that drools over the women instead of respecting the years of training they have put in to fight the negative stereotypes you have built up. AJ can tear up and say that being the Women's Champion meant more to her than anything else in her life, but she cannot bring herself to apologize to Stephanie just for another shot -- because being a champion, nay, being a woman means to stand up for what is right. And Stephanie McMahon is what is wrong with professional wrestling today. Stephanie can compose herself, raise her mic, and say "Well...the good thing about women being such hungry competitors is that if one girl isn't willing to suck it up and do what's best for business, another woman will..." Cue a new top heel attacking AJ Lee from behind and leaving her laying. |
02-26-2015, 08:34 AM | #53 |
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Only thing missing is AJ showing up "in the crowd with a ticket" type deal early in the angle, to make sure the non-Twitter casuals connect the dots of her being the "unnamed diva". Or at least have the announcers make mention. Don't leave that 100% up to the fans, because it may not work and turn into "oh look how not over she is" instead of "she's been off tv for weeks and Steph could be talking about anybody".
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02-26-2015, 08:51 AM | #54 |
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Normally I'd agree with this, but lately the women's matches haven't been awful. Really enjoyed the Paige/Nikki match at Fastlane
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02-26-2015, 09:22 AM | #55 |
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Lets be honest guys, AJ Lee should probably get paid more than Xavier Woods.
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02-26-2015, 04:56 PM | #56 | |
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02-26-2015, 07:20 PM | #57 | |
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The highest rated segments one is weird. Does she mean in comparison with the male segments? That seems silly. Or does she mean that, like her male counterparts, AJ Lee's segment on SmackDown is the most watched thing on cable television at that point in time? She does need to clarify, and you're right, it does open up a very interesting discussion about what the females do make. Let's be honest -- AJ Lee shouldn't be paid as much as John Cena. But no one should be paid as much as John Cena at this point. Does AJ get paid as much as, say, Fandango though? I'm just saying that to piss you off. |
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02-26-2015, 07:47 PM | #58 |
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I remember reading that thing about what everyone's salaries were last year. And I remember AJ making plenty. Like... twice as much as Jack Swagger. Seems about right. Though I'm not entirely sure her merchandise was more popular than "We the People" shirts.
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02-26-2015, 07:58 PM | #59 |
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theres someone who needs a hash tag saveswagger
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02-26-2015, 08:06 PM | #60 |
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#GiveSwaggieAChance
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02-26-2015, 08:28 PM | #61 |
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I haven't seen that list. Would be interesting. Love Jack Swagger.
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02-26-2015, 08:42 PM | #62 |
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AJ/Steph could get really over using the Punk/HHH thing as tongue in cheek fuel for it. Really the perfect feud to grab the hardcore fan's attention and give AJ the spotlight she wants without having to act like a crazy whore.
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02-26-2015, 09:15 PM | #63 |
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I've been wanting to see either AJ or Paige (or both, in separate ways) take on The Authority for the longest time. AJ will lead to better promos, but I think Paige could have the more emotionally wrenching story.
I still want my "Stephanie McMahon pays Saraya a lot of money to come in and beat up her own daughter to break Paige mentally" angle. Has mother vs. daughter ever been done beyond the Stephanie/Linda dramas back in the Attitude era? God damn it there could be real money in that. |
02-26-2015, 09:16 PM | #64 |
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Just have Saraya act like a total jealous bitch. I'm sure a lot of girls in the WWE's audience could connect to that sort of program, even if it is amped up to the upteenth degree. That feud, plus one between AJ Lee and The Authority's chosen golden girl? Money.
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02-27-2015, 12:19 PM | #65 |
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02-27-2015, 03:52 PM | #66 |
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02-27-2015, 06:34 PM | #67 |
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I think they should punish her by getting her into the ring with Steph and all the Divas and female staff. They strip her down, honk her titties to "Stars and Stripes Forever" and then fuck her with strap-ons.
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02-27-2015, 06:34 PM | #68 |
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Of course all the male fans in attendance and the lesbians are free to masturbate whilst all this is taking place. I know I would be.
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02-27-2015, 07:59 PM | #69 |
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I think that's enough wrestling forum for today.
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02-27-2015, 08:04 PM | #70 |
Fire up Chips!
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Jazzy foot is on to something. I think the divas should compete in face sitting matches as well as titty honking matches. Plus tampon matches and reverse tampon first blood matches for the weirdos. But yeah everyone should be allowed to masturbate.
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02-27-2015, 08:05 PM | #71 |
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02-27-2015, 08:08 PM | #72 |
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We are all Patriots. And the Patriots are World Champions!
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02-27-2015, 08:26 PM | #73 |
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why do they call it the World Series of football if they only invite teams from the U.S.
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02-27-2015, 08:39 PM | #74 |
Fire up Chips!
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The best teams in the world are from the USA so they don't need to be invited
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02-27-2015, 10:16 PM | #75 |
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she's got no tits what can we jerk off to? If she gets implants and leg lengthening then maybe otherwise nah she's better gone. Kaitlyn was a beast I wanted to snuggled by those huge titties and big strong arms.
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02-27-2015, 10:54 PM | #76 |
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With AJ Lee becoming the top face in the Divas Division, I've occasionally had the thought "What if Kaitlyn returned?" It'd certainly add an interesting dynamic to the WWE. Would she be a rival top face? Would she be a de facto heel, even though she never did anything bad?
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Reverse tampon might violate health and safety with all the fucking wellness policy bullshit. But it's not fair fans can't masturbate at matches. Ive read people are masturbating at the movies during fifty shades of grey. Why not at Divas matches. |
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