01-02-2011, 10:44 PM | #10121 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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What was on 07-07-2009 at 5:01 pm that drew 660 online users here?
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01-02-2011, 10:52 PM | #10122 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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01-02-2011, 10:55 PM | #10123 | |
A Property of Matter
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01-02-2011, 11:29 PM | #10126 |
Black Sheep Jew
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kinda depressed again tonight...anyone know of any GOOD old X-Division matches on youtube I can numb my mind with?
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01-02-2011, 11:31 PM | #10127 |
Over Like Rover
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You should probably see Joe/AJ/Daniels at some time if you haven't seen it
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01-02-2011, 11:34 PM | #10128 |
Black Sheep Jew
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seen that one but thank you.
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01-02-2011, 11:41 PM | #10129 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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Just watch the DG:USA 1st ppv.
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01-03-2011, 12:01 AM | #10130 |
Over Like Rover
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I wouldn't advise that unless you like 'that kind of thing'.
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01-03-2011, 06:34 AM | #10131 |
Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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I wonder if the first RAW of this year will be better than the first RAW of last year.
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01-03-2011, 06:49 AM | #10132 |
Y2KoTF
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Wasn't that Bret's return? I highly doubt it. Unless HHH returns, but even still wouldn't be as good as Bret calling HBK out.
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01-03-2011, 07:34 AM | #10133 | |
Amazon Affiliate
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Can We Please All Just Live in the Past?
It might help TNA ratings.
It's time to make TPWW MEAT again! Quote:
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01-03-2011, 07:41 AM | #10134 |
King K Cool
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01-03-2011, 07:53 AM | #10135 |
TPWW's #3 Peep
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01-03-2011, 07:53 AM | #10136 |
Out Of Step
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If we get the return of the West Texas Rednecks then i'm all for it, well whats left of them at least
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01-03-2011, 08:22 AM | #10137 |
BAY BAY
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Gonna go watch a Mike Awesome Vs. Tanaka match.
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01-03-2011, 08:32 AM | #10138 |
Amazon Affiliate
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Feel like watching Mankind VS. Undertaker in Hell in a Cell. Really had that big match feel.
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01-03-2011, 08:56 AM | #10139 |
He's Here
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01-03-2011, 09:08 AM | #10140 |
Black Sheep Jew
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what if savage returns and callls out miss elizabeth?
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01-03-2011, 09:09 AM | #10141 |
Adam Evans = Tough Enough
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David Arquette checks into Rehab
Three months after a public split with wife Courteney Cox and a series of TMI interviews on Howard Stern's Sirius radio show in which he discussed their sex life and his distress over the separation, actor David Arquette has checked himself into a rehab facility.
People magazine reported that a rep for Arquette confirmed that the 39-year-old "Scream" star had checked into a facility to deal with alcohol abuse and "other issues." "He is in there for drinking and depression, not hard drugs. Rehab was inevitable," the unidentified source said. "He is dealing with a broken heart. He can't handle all the changes in his life. All his inner demons came out." Arquette admitted to Stern recently that his therapist believed that the actor was having a "nervous breakdown," and he told the radio host that he'd been drinking heavily after years of relative sobriety. "Everybody's worried and concerned about me," Arquette said during the December interview. "I've been drinking a lot because I'm heartbroken. It's really a personal, traumatic thing. ... When I drink, I become a maniac." Though the pair split after 11 years of marriage in October, Cox said she fully supported her husband's efforts to get help. "I really admire David and his choice to take charge and better his life," she told People. "I love and support him." TMZ, which broke the story, reported that Arquette entered rehab after hosting a raucous New Year's party at Beacher's Madhouse, a club night he co-hosts at the Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles. A source told UsMagazine.com that Arquette had checked into rehab in an effort to win back his estranged wife, who he'd previously told Stern was sick of being his "mother." "He's trying to win Courteney back, and he turned back to drinking again out of frustration," the source told Us. "He is doing this to show her he means it and will do anything for her and [their daughter] Coco. He wants his family life back. It's been so hard on him." Damn. Do ya think the WWE paid for his bill? LMAO. Maybe he realized his career fell down the drain after appearing on WWE. Cuz WCW was so much cooler! The Fan |
01-03-2011, 09:10 AM | #10142 |
He's Here
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What if Chris Benoit returns and calls out Eddie?
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01-03-2011, 09:23 AM | #10143 |
He's Here
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01-03-2011, 09:27 AM | #10144 |
He's Here
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01-03-2011, 09:28 AM | #10145 |
He's Here
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01-03-2011, 09:33 AM | #10146 |
He's Here
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01-03-2011, 09:33 AM | #10147 |
Adam Evans = Tough Enough
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WWE to Enter Video Sex Tape Market
March 11, 2005
STAMFORD, CT -- World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced at last week's quarterly stockholder press conference that they would be entering the video sex tape market in order to expand their business and increase revenues for the next fiscal year. On the heels of the enormously successful Tommy Lee/Pam Anderson sex tape in the late 1990s, many in the wrestling industry questioned whether such a product would translate well into the wrestling world. That question was seemingly answered after the success of the recent Sean Waltman/Joanie Laurer sex tape, which quickly became an internet sensation. "We have an obligation to our stockholders," noted WWE CEO Linda McMahon, who is also one of WWE's main stockholders. "An obligation to continuously explore new business opportunities as they present themselves. This foray into the video sex tape market just represents WWE's determination to seize on any and all new avenues of revenue growth to lead us into the 21st century." McMahon then ran through a list of all personalities within the company who would be asked to participate in the venture and exploit their personal relationships. The first video to hit the market will be the highly anticipated sex tape featuring current WWE world champion HHH and his wife, Stephanie McMahon, who heads WWE's Creative division. WWE color commentator Jerry Lawler, who has been assigned the duty of reviewing all sex tapes for possible release, was fielding questions from reporters at the stockholders meeting. "A huge, huge percentage of our audience wants to see HHH and Stephanie doing the nasty," he told ABC News. "Both of them have been going on the Howard Stern show over the last few years, answering all sorts of personal questions. Did you know HHH has no ball hair? Well, now you will. It's gonna shock the world when they see this." The next tape to get released will feature WWE SmackDown competitor Booker T and his wife, formerly known as WCW Nitro Girl Paisley. "What better way to get this marriage off the ground than showing the world how Paisley and I get down wit' it?" noted Booker. "We had a film crew there to capture all the festivities from our honeymoon. Every different camera angle you can think of, they shot it. It worked for Tonya Harding, and it will work for us." For subsequent releases, other sex tapes are being considered. The decision will be made initially by Lawler, and then run by the McMahons (Vince and Linda) for final approval. Also in the running are SmackDown competitor Charlie Haas, who married WWE diva Jackie Gayda late last year. "I figure, why not?" Gayda told reporters. "The whole world has already seen me cheat on my old boyfriend during the first season of WWE Tough Enough. There really isn't much more to lose by having them all see me getting banged, slapped, and rammed by Charlie's hot rod. Personally, we're looking forward to it." WWE wrestler Edge, who has been married twice, is in negotiations to release a video he recorded with his first wife, the sister of WWE wrestler Val Venis. "I just have to find the damn thing," said Edge. "I've got so many of those tapes, so I'll have to set aside a weekend to find that one. Luckily, Lawler has volunteered to help out." During the conference, McMahon emphasized that sex tape releases will not be limited to WWE characters currently under contract. "We spoke with Randy Savage just yesterday, and he said he might have an old tape sitting around with he and Elizabeth getting it on like jack rabbits. We'll be pursuing that with the family of Elizabeth. Royalties would be paid, of course," said McMahon. "We're also talking with the families of Missy Hyatt and Madusa," she continued. "They both married Eddie Gilbert, and some videos might exist of them. Missy in particular might represent a goldmine for us, so we're talking extensively with her. Lawler and the Kat, that's a no-brainer. Jerry has been extremely gracious with us in allowing WWE full access to his vast sex tape library. Brian Pillman, Tom Zenk, Michael Hayes... we're talking to representatives from all of those parties. There has been talk of offering these as an add-on to our 24/7 project." Not all WWE employees will be required to participate. Several personalities, including Mick Foley, have gone out of their way to express their disinterest in the project. "Yeah, I've got footage of me slipping Colette the bone," said Foley. "I've got a 3-tape set, one for each Face of Foley (Dude Love, Manking, and Cactus Jack). But will I let WWE market them? No way. You have to cross the line somewhere." Ric Flair has also declined to participate, noting that releasing such tapes may cause trouble with his marriage to wife Beth. WWE writer Brian Gewirtz also declined, saying he has no sex tapes because he has never had sex. He will, however, consider releasing a video of himself masturbating to the HHH/Stephanie sex tape. "There has been talk of that, yes," said Gewirtz. "There's a huge masturbation market out there that has, until now, gone untapped. This is my chance to be a real pioneer of something extremely, extremely pathetic." Veteran WWE diva Terri Boatwright, who was married to former WWE wrestler Goldust and current TNA wrestler Dustin Rhodes, is scheduled to have her own special line of tapes released in 2006. "We've got big plans for Terri," concluded McMahon. "Her sex tapes were not part of the settlement when we purchased WCW, where she did the majority of her film work. But we're in talks with Turner's organization about licensing the rights. The amount of film on just her alone is enough to warrant an entire line devoted to Terri. We're really excited about working with her." McMahon suggested that they would be consulting with the members of Motley Crue and Poison for advice about how to market the tapes. Actress Pamela Anderson, who has appeared on camera for WWE in the past, may also be consulted with. "Hell, I might even release a tape of my own," remarked McMahon in her familiar monotone. "I've got plenty of tapes of me riding Vince like a bronco. And with Vince now confined to a wheelchair, that represents a whole new market for us, because believe you me, I get down with my bad self on his handicapped hot dog. Rusty trombones, dirty Sanchezes... the whole 9 yards." Wrestlers from competing organizations are also on tap for the project. TNA competitor Kevin Nash, who dubbed himself "Big Sexy" during his WCW run, is being considered for his own release from when he dated Nitro Girl Chae. Diamond Dallas Page, who married actress Kimberly Page, is also being talked with. "Remember when Nash joked that he was gonna 'Eat a little Korean?'" asked Lawler. "Well, we got it all on tape. DDP and Kimberly? Bingo, we got it. It's money in the bank. And let me tell you, we've just scratched the surface on this. There are literally thousands of tapes out there of wrestlers with having sex with women. The WWE fans and perverts around the world are in for a real treat!" WWE's stock price shot up 4,995,346% upon release of the news. |
01-03-2011, 09:35 AM | #10148 |
Adam Evans = Tough Enough
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Randy Savage Whipped in Real Life
Friends Say Elizabeth Wears Pants in Family July 15, 1988 SARASOTA-FL -- Current World Wrestling Federation (WWF) champion Randy "Macho Man" Savage is clearly #2 in the household these days, behind his real-life wife Elizabeth Poffo. That's what their friends and family are saying, at least. And it marks a stark difference from how the husband and wife duo act both in front of the camera and backstage at wrestling events. "He's p*ssy whipped, that's for damn sure," said neighbor John Matthews, who has known the couple since 1983. "He might act all mach for the camera, but when he's home, Liz is clearly in charge. The men in the neighborhood laugh at him. He's just a big softy." "If Lizzie says to jump, Randy asks 'how high?'" said Lanny Poffo, Savage's half-brother, who also wrestles for the WWF. "I could be killing his whole image here, but the truth is that us Poffos are pansies when it comes to women. Myself, I play an effeminate character on television, and that's largely who I really am. Randy's the same way, but acts different on TV." If Randy takes a backseat to Elizabeth, it's news to the WWF locker room. In front of the boys, many say, Savage is an overprotective, condescending, overbearing husband who goes out of his way to act macho. In front of the camera, Randy's in charge. Behind the camera, he carries Elizabeth's purse. "None of us (the wrestlers) are allowed to touch her, talk to her, or make eye contact with her," said "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan. "If we do, he'll rip us a new one. It's understood among the all the boys: don't f*ck with Liz." But brother Lanny, who is able to see Randy both backstage and at home in Sarasota, knows the real story. "When you act overly macho, you're trying to hide and cover up an inner insecurity," he explained. "An inner wuss, if you will. It's like the blatant homophobe who deep down is 100% fruit. Randy is a blatant brute because deep down he hides behind Elizabeth's skirt. I'm not saying anything is wrong with that, but that's the way it is." Those who have seen the couple in private say Randy carries Elizabeth's bags, massages her nightly, makes her dinner every night, and feeds her breakfast in bed on Sunday morning as they read the comics. On dates, Randy opens the door for her, buys her flowers, and blows her nose at whim. Elizabeth reportedly keeps a bell nearby, which she rings whenever she wants Randy to do something for her. Dan Rosenberg, the couple's accountant, says all their bank accounts and financial papers are in Elizabeth's name. "She's got her name on title," he said, referring to the Savage's Sarasota home. "Randy doesn't even have his own bank account. All paychecks he receives, he has to sign over to her, which she then deposits into her account. They have no credit card debt now, but when they did, all the credit cards were in Randy's name so that if they ever defaulted on them, he'd be responsible, not her. She's got him tied around her pinky finger, and pulls him in like a jacked up Yo-Yo. He's the puppet and she pulls the strings." Friends who have hung out with Randy say Elizabeth pages him 'round the clock when he goes out with the guys. "When Randy and us guys go out for a beer, his beeper goes off every second, it seems," said Brian Blair, who also wrestles for the WWF. "If they ever invent portable phones one day, look out. He'll never have a free moment." Not that Randy gets a chance to go out much anyway. "Seeing Randy beg his wife to go out for a beer with the guys is perhaps the single most pathetic thing you'll ever see," continued Brian. "She'll berate him in public, totally let him have it. She belittles him, often with physical abuse. He just sits there and takes it like a man... or like a woman, I should say. No man with one-fifth a testicle would ever let his wife treat him like that." But as part of their agreement, Randy gets to act macho on camera and in the locker room. And since that's all the wrestling fans get to actually see, Randy will forever be the Macho Man in their eyes. And for the WWF, that's fine with them. WWF officials declined to comment for this story. |
01-03-2011, 09:38 AM | #10149 |
James Steele's Lackey
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Except that TNA has nothing in its past to help its ratings, so hows about we dont?
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01-03-2011, 09:39 AM | #10150 |
It's High Noon!
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You know, if you actually took the time to think this all up I honestly commend your creativity, but seriously dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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01-03-2011, 09:48 AM | #10151 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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lol?
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01-03-2011, 09:54 AM | #10152 |
TPWW's #3 Peep
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01-03-2011, 09:56 AM | #10153 |
TPWW's #3 Peep
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'There's a huge masturbation market out there'.
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01-03-2011, 09:57 AM | #10154 |
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01-03-2011, 10:05 AM | #10155 |
Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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Incredible |
01-03-2011, 10:08 AM | #10156 |
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Yes I think the 2005 date at the top was a slight giveaway it was just a nice copy and paste job.
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01-03-2011, 10:09 AM | #10157 |
TPWW's #3 Peep
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The closest thing to living in the past is this:
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01-03-2011, 10:09 AM | #10158 |
THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!
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"Did you know HHH has no ball hair? Well, now you will." i peed a little.
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01-03-2011, 10:10 AM | #10159 |
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01-03-2011, 10:51 AM | #10160 |
"Ask him!"
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I hear Goldberg is gonna beat Hogan tonight
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