10-04-2013, 02:20 AM | #49041 |
King K Cool
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10-04-2013, 02:20 AM | #49042 |
King K Cool
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Also, Instagram videos don't seem to work for me.
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10-04-2013, 02:38 AM | #49043 |
Best Poster
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Will give the Hacksaw DVD to anybody who wants it when I'm done with it. Still have the Zbyzsko DVD if anybody wants it.
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10-04-2013, 03:16 AM | #49044 |
The Champ is Here!
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I want Adrian Neville to be called up to the main roster.
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10-04-2013, 03:27 AM | #49045 |
BAY BAY
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10-04-2013, 03:42 AM | #49046 |
Resident drug enabler
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10-04-2013, 08:59 AM | #49047 |
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Great, Kaitlyn and Emma have made me horny.
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10-04-2013, 09:00 AM | #49048 |
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10-04-2013, 09:00 AM | #49049 |
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Give him a giant fork to bring out to ringside if things get hairy.
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10-04-2013, 10:15 AM | #49051 |
Are you kidding me?!
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HULK HOGAN PLAYS WAR OF WARCRAFT. WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER!!!
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10-04-2013, 10:26 AM | #49052 |
Grim Fandango
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Way too much hair to be Hogan, come on.
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10-04-2013, 11:05 AM | #49053 |
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Adrian Neville being called up to the WWE and having a loose alliance with Tyson Kidd and Justin Gabriel as three international high-flyers with amazing ability could be fun for a bit. I'm not sure what the end game is there, though.
I really want Tyson Kidd to be the next Intercontinental Champion. I know it's not very likely, but he's got some of the same elements that have gotten people behind Daniel Bryan. Maybe Kidd's mic skills aren't at Bryan's level, but in the ring he is a fucking dynamo and that is pretty appropriate to storylines at the moment. You have him return after Battleground and win a Battle Royal to become the #1 Contender for the IC Title. Paul Heyman talks about how Tyson Kidd doesn't stand a chance against Curtis Axel, because while Kidd was trained by a legend, he doesn't have the blood of legends flowing through his veins. Kidd then manages to make Curtis Axel submit to the Dungeon Lock when Paul Heyman tries to cheat Kidd out of the title and Natalya gets involved and clobbers Heyman or something. Axel and Kidd have fantastic chemistry, and Axel can show personality (well, attempt to) coming out of the match -- as he'd have a loss to deal with and could even blame Heyman or rip into Kidd for needing his woman's help. CM Punk or Daniel Bryan teaming up with Tyson Kidd to take on Ryback and Curtis Axel would make a perfectly acceptable RAW match. |
10-04-2013, 12:14 PM | #49054 |
King K Cool
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10-04-2013, 12:14 PM | #49055 |
King K Cool
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Wyatt Family Lantern
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10-04-2013, 12:17 PM | #49056 |
Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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Does it come with a piece of Kane's soul?
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10-04-2013, 12:31 PM | #49057 |
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Does anyone else find it weird that whenever Sandow has been referencing his future in recent promos, he declares himself the "uncrowned World Champion." The WWE has referred to some smaller competitors as "World Champion" in the past when they have held the World Heavyweight Title (I specifically remember them doing that with Rey Mysterio), but generally they refer to both the WWE Title and World Heavyweight Title as "World Titles."
This has got me wondering if the WWE might just go ahead and do the whole "Sandow cashes in for the WWE Title instead of the World Title" thing that people often bring up when talking about Money in the Bank. I've never really been a fan of this idea, because it's pretty clear that which briefcase is for which title, and it's a pretty big plot-hole to explain. But with The Authority having it in for Daniel Bryan, it makes sense that they would do everything in their power to get someone on the side in case of an emergency. Sandow could cash in, and the cameras could get in nice and close to pick up the audio of the referee (probably Mike Chiota) telling Sandow that his title shot isn't for the WWE Title, so he's not going to authorize the match. The referee then holds their earpiece, as if they are clearly getting instruction from the back, and then looks frustrated before calling over Justin Roberts to ring the bell. Roberts sells it as if he's unsure of what is going on as well by using a quizzical tone. Sandow then hits The Silencer and becomes the new WWE Champion. Assuming this is on PPV, after the show (since the live audience would be confused), Triple H can come out and pretend to be all pissed off. Triple H points out the error in Sandow cashing in for the WWE Title and Sandow respectfully explains the situation. They use the excuse that Teddy Long was apparently an incompetent General Manager of SmackDown and worded the contract vaguely. When Sandow had his lawyers review the contract, they realized that it was never actually stipulated in the contract that it was exclusively for the World Heavyweight Championship, but rather for the "World Championship," which in WWE terminology can mean either the WWE Title or the World Heavyweight Title. This can seem to satisfy Triple H, who pretends to be fair about the whole thing, but has really been in on it the whole time. Michael Cole can draw attention to the fact that someone obviously told Chiota to ring the bell, despite Sandow apparently being the only one who knew about the wording of the contract (Brad Maddox can take the heat for this, saying that Sandow's lawyers approached him earlier with copies of the MITB contract). Triple H can pay off Teddy Long's silence on knowing that the contract wasn't worded vaguely by offering him a position as the General Manager of Superstars or Main Event, something like that (even if they have him stay off-screen for that role and simply have that as a detail). It would be an elaborate, but a creative way to screw Daniel Bryan. |
10-04-2013, 12:36 PM | #49058 |
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If Sandow cashes in on Alberto Del Rio, I wouldn't mind it if they used this as a way to have Del Rio slowly begin another face turn. I feel that his earlier one was rushed, and that it has nothing to do with Del Rio as a performer, so much as the character they had him portray and the storylines he was involved in. He wouldn't suddenly start slapping people's hands and smiling all the time. He'd just be confident in his abilities and keep getting the clean wins he has been. They could begin the face turn even earlier than Sandow cashing in by having Del Rio confront a heel WWE Champion in Randy Orton and talk about how there's all this talk of Orton being The Face of WWE, but what about Alberto Del Rio? He beat RVD in a Hardcore Match. He only lost the World Heavyweight Title when he was fighting on one leg. He can claim to be a better World Heavyweight Champion than either Orton or Triple H and show some balls when standing up to The Authority.
JBL can turn on Del Rio somewhat by saying he's a tremendous champion, but that's the dumbest thing he has ever seen anyone do. Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler can start singing his praises for representing the championship as valiantly as he has been, even if they don't agree with his aggressive style sometimes. If a second attempt at being a top face doesn't work for Del Rio, they can always just turn him heel again. He still wouldn't be turning as quickly as Big Show does. |
10-04-2013, 02:18 PM | #49059 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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10-04-2013, 02:37 PM | #49060 |
The Champ is Here!
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10-04-2013, 03:10 PM | #49061 |
Inno Knows.
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Yeah, there is no way the crowd will pop for a corkscrew shooting star press.
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10-04-2013, 03:10 PM | #49062 |
Resident drug enabler
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I know. I mean he'll probably end up being called up to the main roster, getting a few weeks to show the crazy things he can do and then getting very few offensive moves in as he starts jobbing to bigger guys. "Accentuating the positives" on guys is not something WWE has been good at for a while.
He'll probably be a MITB staple as long as he's on the main roster though. |
10-04-2013, 04:19 PM | #49063 |
it's really real meat
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10-04-2013, 04:20 PM | #49064 |
it's really real meat
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but he said he was going to get into some stuff about jake roberts at the end and he never did. i wanted to hear what he had to say
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10-04-2013, 04:42 PM | #49065 | ||||
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10-04-2013, 04:50 PM | #49066 |
King K Cool
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I had Billy Gunn's theme in my head for most of the morning today.
Sometime in the afternoon, I then began to have the LWO theme in my head. |
10-04-2013, 04:53 PM | #49067 |
Resident drug enabler
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I'd like another face Big Show title run. The guy is too good and has always had too great of a look to have been truly in the main event scene only for small periods here and there.
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10-04-2013, 05:32 PM | #49068 |
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So Chavo Guerrero's first WWE theme was the theme for LWO
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10-05-2013, 12:48 AM | #49069 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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I would like to see Los Matadores and Tito Santana vs. The Real Americans and Jacques Rougeau. The gray beards wouldn't even have to do much. Just stand on the apron for the most part.
Also, add in that Zeb Coulter being completely oblivious to Jacques being Canadian until he figures it out after the match, and has the Real Americans jump them. Only, Cesaro refuses. They can have the feud culminate in Cesaro Giant Swinging Coulter. |
10-05-2013, 12:49 AM | #49070 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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10-05-2013, 01:06 AM | #49071 |
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10-05-2013, 01:07 AM | #49072 |
Quality Meme Producer
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I miss chokeslams...
I miss power bombs and Saturn |
10-05-2013, 01:17 AM | #49073 |
The Champ is Here!
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10-05-2013, 01:18 AM | #49074 |
The Champ is Here!
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10-05-2013, 01:27 AM | #49075 |
Loque Ja
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10-05-2013, 01:27 AM | #49076 |
Loque Ja
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10-05-2013, 01:58 AM | #49077 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Mr. Bob Big Show.
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10-05-2013, 10:22 AM | #49078 | |
Taller than Adam Cole
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My second thought is that there should be a gimmick where a guy plays with Dolls (action figures) in the back and talks to Divas about the differences between seasons of Transformers (which she cares NOTHING about). When the bell rings, however, he's a violent brawler that more or less has to be pulled off of his opponent after the bell. Then he just goes back to playing with his Dolls (action figures) and being a total poindexter. Kind of a cross between the Hansons from Slapstick, Daniel Bryan, and Festus. That way, should the Wyatt Family go to pot, at least Erik Rowan will have something to do. |
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10-05-2013, 11:34 AM | #49079 |
Grim Fandango
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I miss Yoshi Tatsu and his ridiculous action figure gimmick. Yoshi Tatsu action figure's leg on a pole match deserved more mainstream coverage.
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10-05-2013, 12:14 PM | #49080 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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I <3 Yoshi Tatsu.
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