12-15-2012, 12:06 AM | #1 |
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Who wins: Gandalf vs. Dumbledore
Discuss.
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12-15-2012, 01:06 AM | #2 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I choose crushing pussy, bra
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12-15-2012, 01:12 AM | #3 |
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12-15-2012, 01:45 AM | #4 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Wasn't Gandalf essentially a God?
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12-15-2012, 03:27 AM | #5 |
I'ma gonna win
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Gandalf by far. Gandalf is OP as fuck.
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12-15-2012, 11:22 AM | #6 |
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12-15-2012, 11:55 AM | #7 |
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I wish we had a UFC countdown style show for this battle. Would be a great parody. You'd have footage of them training and talking smack about each other, but also talking about what they've been doing in training camp. Mix it with Joe Rogan's hyperbole, "Dumbledore's defensive wizardry guard is world class!" Then they'd talk to members of their training staff; Harry, Ron, Frodo, Aragorn etc.
Krispy'd know what I was talking about. My answer is Gandalf. I like the Harry Potter books better than LOTR because LOTR is like reading a textbook, but Gandalf is simply just a badder motherfucker. |
12-15-2012, 11:57 AM | #8 |
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If Ron was helping Dumbledore train, he must have been planning to take a dive.
Which isn't that different from his exit in the books. |
12-15-2012, 12:18 PM | #9 |
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Ron would more do things like acquire materials such as horcruxes and so forth. He's pretty good at that. Snape would be his sparring partner.
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12-15-2012, 12:21 PM | #10 |
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Hermione would be his corner man, helping with strategy... Harry would be the spy in Gandalf's camp (invisibility cloak and all)
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12-15-2012, 12:21 PM | #11 |
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K, don't know how I have ever had sex.
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12-15-2012, 02:39 PM | #12 |
Listen to Killer Mike
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Gandalf
Him smoking Halfing Leaf is like Popeye eating spinach.. |
12-15-2012, 02:40 PM | #13 |
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Harry Potter is a load of rubbish
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12-15-2012, 02:43 PM | #14 |
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Gandalf would kick Dumbledore's ass no doubt about it.
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12-15-2012, 02:43 PM | #15 |
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Mitt Rogney was never a child.
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12-15-2012, 09:16 PM | #16 |
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I had taste as a child. Hated Narnia back then.
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12-15-2012, 11:16 PM | #18 |
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Maybe I missed some stuff having only seen the movies and not read the books, but does Gandalf really do anything magical other than make fireworks, die and come back, perform an exorcism, be really persuasive to gullible armies, and have a giant pet bird? I mean, those things are cool and all, but not exactly handy in a fight. He was able to push Saruman around a little, I guess, but Dumbledore fought off two dark lords and his protection spells were pretty badass.
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12-16-2012, 12:16 AM | #19 |
Listen to Killer Mike
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12-16-2012, 01:50 AM | #20 | |
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So you tasted children.
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The dude was practically a walking deus ex machina, and his revival literally was. "Your kind can regenderate like Time Lords, but you're really really dead this time. But wait! An all-powerful being has swooped in to keep you from dying." Even dem couldn't save Dumbledore. |
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12-16-2012, 11:09 AM | #21 |
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epic battle raps
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12-16-2012, 04:43 PM | #22 | |
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That's my understanding of it at least. |
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12-16-2012, 04:44 PM | #23 | |
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The reason Gandalf was revived was because Saruman had gone full heel turn, so there was no white wizard anymore. Thus Gandalf basically got to level up because he beat the shit out of the Balrog. |
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12-16-2012, 05:06 PM | #24 |
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