09-10-2014, 03:26 PM | #1 |
Trickster Demon
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Exciting new gimmick idea for KANE
Kane gets hit really hard in the head by another wrestler, The Ryback or Roman Reigns, for example, and goes missing for weeks.
Promos start to air with glimpses of Kane covered in rags on a street corner at night...very ominous and threatening music...sinister dialogue After weeks of build-up he looks at the camera from under the rags and says "I'm baaaaack". Kane comes down to the ring w/ his regular music but all-new gear. He is dressed in torn and tattered rags and his mask looks like part of a trash bin. The announcers scream "Oh my God! KANE, fire and brimstone, KANE is here, The Hobo Kane is unleashed". And then his new gimmick is he is "The Hobo Kane". Thoughts? |
09-10-2014, 03:27 PM | #2 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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I'm hoping for Scuba Kane
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09-10-2014, 03:35 PM | #3 |
The Champ is Here!
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I preferred Malibu Kane.
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09-10-2014, 03:38 PM | #4 |
Inconceivable
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Deep Space Attack Kane
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09-10-2014, 03:39 PM | #5 |
Inconceivable
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Artic Kane
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09-10-2014, 03:51 PM | #6 |
In His hands...
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They ruined anything and everything about Kane.
I vote Isaac Yankem D.D.S. Plus, it promotes dental health for the children. PG FRIENDLY! |
09-10-2014, 03:56 PM | #7 |
Cranky Kong
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He's pretty perfect in his current role, I feel. Should have feuded with Daniel Bryan as Corporate Kane, not Demon Kane.
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09-10-2014, 04:00 PM | #8 |
wekasauce
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And he'd be from New Jersey, right? (Hoboken.......... nevermind)
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09-10-2014, 04:00 PM | #9 |
Cranky Kong
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Hobokane
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09-10-2014, 04:01 PM | #10 |
the heartbreak king
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Little Spike Dudley Kane
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09-10-2014, 04:03 PM | #11 |
Cranky Kong
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Kane of Harlem Heat
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09-10-2014, 04:03 PM | #12 |
wekasauce
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Crash Bang Kane Newstead
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09-10-2014, 04:13 PM | #13 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Herman KANE the 9 9 9 plan
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09-10-2014, 04:20 PM | #14 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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Like the idea of Hobo Kane only if it includes Bryan's return as Hobo Bryan and them getting back together as a tag team called Team Hobo.
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09-10-2014, 04:21 PM | #15 |
the heartbreak king
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Ho-Bo Dallas
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09-10-2014, 07:24 PM | #16 |
Loque Ja
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Cartographer Kane
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09-10-2014, 07:29 PM | #17 |
TPWW Since '04
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lol This would be a perfect return for Bischoff cause he was fired and thrown in a trash truck and his music already says "I'm Back!"
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09-10-2014, 07:43 PM | #18 |
wekasauce
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Marine Biologist Kane
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09-10-2014, 07:44 PM | #19 |
Y2KoTF
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09-10-2014, 07:48 PM | #20 |
Y2KoTF
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Lies! Kane is amazing. I'm probably the only person who still loves him, I don't know. When I was speaking with him in catering a few weeks back, he was so down to earth. And funny. If he didn't have such a monster gimmick, he'd get over just being himself. Sort of like when he was doing the Dr Shelby stuff, in the group therapy sessions. That's real life Kane.
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09-10-2014, 08:05 PM | #21 |
the heartbreak king
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Ku Klux Kane
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09-10-2014, 08:12 PM | #22 |
Loque Ja
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Super Shredder Kane
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09-10-2014, 08:16 PM | #23 |
Loque Ja
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Chaperone Kane |
09-10-2014, 10:25 PM | #24 |
the low Art Gloominati
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Somebody needs to photoshop his face on every suggestion here.
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09-10-2014, 10:29 PM | #25 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Have him come out as Isaac Yankem, but have an evil alter ego that passes out sweets that cause cavities.
Call him... Candy Kane! I'll... show myself out. |
09-10-2014, 11:41 PM | #26 |
Trickster Demon
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This has quickly escalated to one of my favorite threads.
Grunge Rocker "Kurt CoKane" |
09-11-2014, 01:08 AM | #27 |
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Singapore Kane
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09-11-2014, 01:10 AM | #28 |
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Walking Kane
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09-11-2014, 01:23 AM | #29 |
GD Maniac
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BigCrippy Kane
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09-11-2014, 01:28 AM | #30 |
GD Maniac
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Scuba Steve Kane
Nigger Kane |
09-11-2014, 01:33 AM | #31 |
Loque Ja
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Shisen Kane
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09-11-2014, 02:09 AM | #32 |
TPWW Since '04
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Kano
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09-11-2014, 02:31 AM | #33 |
I am the cheese
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I'm so excited right now
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09-11-2014, 06:40 AM | #34 |
Fire up Chips!
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While he's being a bum, he starts using drugs and becomes Crack CoKane
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09-11-2014, 06:51 AM | #35 |
In His hands...
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Repackaged to be from the streets of Detroit.
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09-11-2014, 06:54 AM | #36 |
Resident drug enabler
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Kaney Rogers |
09-11-2014, 08:16 AM | #37 |
Embracing the deception..
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He can feud with R Truth as another rapper....
Call him Big Daddy Kane.... |
09-11-2014, 09:50 AM | #38 |
Trickster Demon
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Citizen Kane
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09-11-2014, 10:11 AM | #39 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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09-11-2014, 10:43 AM | #40 |
Loque Ja
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That 70s Kane
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