Random Comic Book Thoughts

[.44 Magdalene]

Don't make me make the list

[KIRA]

I dare you

[Kalyx triaD]

Originally Posted by .44 Magdalene Even if Peter knows who Bruce is, Peter wouldn't do shit about it. Bruce, on the other hand, has and will totally hold somebody by the balls with that sort of information.

"I just purchased the Daily Bugle. If you want you to be able to afford material for your web-cartridges - yes, I know about them, you will patrol the narrows on Thursdays until further notice."

[Jeritron]

I don't want to kill the fun, but if we're going to get into motives and mindsets....the fight probably doesn't have any real endgame to it.
Neither one of them is going to kill the other one, and neither is a villain so it's not going to result in an arrest and imprisonment.
So basically they're just fighting to fill panels at this point. The rest is up to us.

Although if one of them is going to "go there" it's going to be Batman. As long as it's justified on some semi-heroic principle. Spiderman is way more squeaky clean and stable.

[.44 Magdalene]

Give me a little while. It's going to be a long post.

[Jeritron]

Also, neither one of them is going to put their tail between their legs and forfeit. They're both way too determined to do that. So since nobody will give up, and nobody will kill eachother, I stick by my idea that this keeps going on forever.

If it was resulting in a lot of property damage, the government would probably call in Superman to keep the peace.

[KIRA]

Spiderman is way more squeaky clean and stable.

I actually wrote a psych paper that described Batman as "Insanely sane"

[Jeritron]

Batman clearly has major psychological problems. He's still a hero, but he definitely does. That's part of what makes him so great.
He's totally a Byronic hero, to Spiderman's working class all American hero.

[Jeritron]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byronic_hero

Give this page a read and tell me Batman isn't a modern literary Byronic hero. Just run down the list of characteristics for crying out loud

[KIRA]

Originally Posted by Jeritron Batman clearly has major psychological problems. He's still a hero, but he definitely does. That's part of what makes him so great. He's totally a Byronic hero, to Spiderman's working class all American hero.

Yes he does and the way hes choosen to deal with them isnt all that healthy and in the long run detrimental to his well being

This bears out in his relationships romantic or otherwise (and explored in Batman Beyond and the JL season 1 finale)

Hes sick as hes compelled to do what he does whereas with Spiderman "its simply the right thing to do"

If Batman was the same age Spiderman was when he lost his uncle ben He'd have handled his parents death much better he may have still become a hero it just would have been more being a good person than a form of Vengence

[Kalyx triaD]

JLU's "Epilogue" (essentially Batman Beyond's final episode) pretty much sums up Wayne's future.

[Fignuts]

Goku would destroy sumerman, come on.

[Jeritron]

I have a copy of the Batman and Spiderman crossover, by the way. It's awesome for what it is, but it's far from all it could be.
It's pretty light, and the relationship of Batman and Spiderman's characters isn't explored much at all. That's what would be really interesting.
To be honest, the interaction between Joker and Carnage is way more interesting. They have disagreements over eachother's styles, and which manner of homicidal behavior is best.
Batman and Spiderman pretty much just bicker for a few pages and then team up and establish a friendship in the end. They should have added a panel where they facebook eachother.
Though there is a great Spidey one-liner about Batman. It made me laugh out loud. I forget what it was right now though.
That and Batman having a "leave me alone and get the fuck out of my city, I can handle this myself" attitude, were the highlights.

[Jeritron]

At one point Spiderman rides shotgun in the Batmobile. Not sure if that's stupid, or the coolest fucking thing of alltime. I can see arguments for both.

[KIRA]

not gonna get into this......

[KIRA]

Originally Posted by Fignuts Goku would destroy sumerman, come on.

not going into it

[.44 Magdalene]

To give you the Cliff Notes version, Superman is quite simply better than Goku in every goddamn conceivable way period. Take my word for it now while you still can, for the love of God. For those of you wanting to push it (and I know everyone does)...

Strength: Superman has demonstrated far more impressive strength than Goku ever has, period. If you want to consider GT canon--it's your funeral--than end series Goku (while fighting Omega Shenron) struggled to lift part of a city. He strained, neigh, battled just to heft a handful of buildings--a couple thousand tons, at most. If you don't want to consider that canon--and I don't blame you--then Goku's best strength feats are around SSJ2 to 3-ish, where he's splitting mountains apart with his bare hands. Impressive, sure.

Superman carried a fucking planet the size of the moon, armed and outfitted from its core to the outside with complete artillery. He carried--he god damn carried--a moon made out of fucking guns. Strength. While we can dispute Goku's power level versus Superman's theoretical power level all day, as far as sheer, pure feats go, Superman has this. Superman has held black holes shut with his god damn hands. If Goku's stronger than this, he's never showed it. Period.

What about speed? Goku can move faster "than the human eye." Oh fucking boy. Superman can do that same "blink out of sight" bullshit that Goku does, and in fact can approach light speed. Can Goku? Maybe, they never fucking say, so we can only assume that they're close to even in terms of speed. Here's the thing, though: even if Goku is a smidgen faster (let's give him the benefit of the doubt, why not), Superman has VASTLY. VASTLY superior control over his body when going at that speed. Goku can go fast and he can attack fast, and that's neat and all, but has never performed any technical feats involving his pace--speedblitzing, for instance, or in Superman's case VIBRATING THROUGH GOD DAMN FIRE. That's fucking right. Superman can vibrate his own body so fast that he TRAVELS. THROUGH. FIRE. And solid objects, but that's not as awesome. Crazier still, he can vibrate so fast that he becomes invisible to conventional vision, though I'm sure Goku could at least keep up with his movements well enough for this not to be a big deal. Basically, even if Goku IS faster than Superman (and there's no reason to assume he is), Superman has DEMONSTRATED multiple times a finer manipulation over his own speed, an ability to milk more out of it in an actual fight than Goku can.

But wait, you may say. Goku can blow up planets.

Glad you mentioned it. The only planets ever outright immediately destroyed in DBZ involve

A.) Filler
B.) Planets smaller than our world's Earth and/or
C.) Attacks explicitly designed for destroying planets, and not conventional ki attacks

or

D.) Krillen says an attack could blow the planet up but there's never any real evidence, just people shitting their pants for three episodes.

DBZ's earth is smaller than our's, and that's the truth (there's maps and shit, officially agreed to by Akira Toriyama and I could find them if I gotta). In other words, the moon that Master Roshi blew up was SUBSTANTIALLY smaller than our's, Arlia was filler, and Namek was taken out by an attack created solely for doing what it did. Majin Buu took out Earth at the end of the series, but Buu was hands down the most powerful villain in DBZ. I won't argue that Goku can't match that level of power, but I'll argue until I die that taking out a planet the size of OUR earth would be harder than taking out THEIR earth. Not that it fucking matters, because

dun dun dun DUUUUN: Superman could blow the Earth up if he wanted to.

Fact #1.) Superman's heat vision is literally his vision. There is no beam to avoid, there is no blast, there is no charging up or powering it. If you are within Superman's vision and he decides to light your ass up, guess it sucks to be you. Unless Goku can outright avoid being seen at all (and he can't, trust me), then Goku is not dodging a damn thing in this fight. Superman can even broaden the degree, angle, arc, etc of his heatvision to encompass more of his peripheral.

Fact #2.) Superman's heat vision does not lose heat as it fans out. Superman has heated the entire planet from space, and lost absolutely nothing in terms of power. He commented to himself that his heat vision has the same strength no matter how far he shoots it or how much he broadens it, meaning that if Goku is ten miles away and Superman can only barely see him... well, sucks for Goku, and everybody else ten miles between them.

Fact #3.) The upper temperature of Superman's heat vision is immeasurable by current technology, according to several different comics. Think about that for a second. We can measure the heat of a star. We can measure the heat of the sun. We can measure the heat of magma. We cannot, CANNOT MEASURE the heat of Superman's fully beefed up heat vision. Superman could, with a proper view of the Earth, hit the entire fucking planet with his SEEING IT and the entire god damn planet would experience a heat greater than science is capable of keeping up with.

Superman could, yes, incinerate the entire planet in an instant. No charging, no calling his attacks out, no powering up. Superman can reach space in the blink of an eye. That's half a second for him to appear in space, look at Earth, and Earth to stop being there. No cupping his hands. No screaming. Superman, half a second, no Earth. For every feat that Goku has ever accomplished--strength, durability, speed, energy--Superman has done the same and better consistently. There is just not a damn thing that Goku could do that Superman couldn't one up easily. Superman is superior to Goku in almost every way imaginable.

Boosh.

[Jeritron]

If Dragon Ball Z is going to enter the discussion, I will respectfully step out. I know next to nothing about it, and have never had any interest except for maybe a week or so when I was a kid. This is COMIC BOOK thoughts damnit

[.44 Magdalene]

Somebody dared me.

[.44 Magdalene]

I can hope that's as far as it goes and everybody just lets it be, but I know better than that.

[KIRA]

Originally Posted by .44 Magdalene To give you the Cliff Notes version, Superman is quite simply better than Goku in every goddamn conceivable way period. Take my word for it now while you still can, for the love of God. For those of you wanting to push it (and I know everyone does)... Strength: Superman has demonstrated far more impressive strength than Goku ever has, period. If you want to consider GT canon--it's your funeral--than end series Goku (while fighting Omega Shenron) struggled to lift part of a city. He strained, neigh, battled just to heft a handful of buildings--a couple thousand tons, at most. If you don't want to consider that canon--and I don't blame you--then Goku's best strength feats are around SSJ2 to 3-ish, where he's splitting mountains apart with his bare hands. Impressive, sure. Superman carried a fucking planet the size of the moon, armed and outfitted from its core to the outside with complete artillery. He carried--he god damn carried--a moon made out of fucking guns. Strength. While we can dispute Goku's power level versus Superman's theoretical power level all day, as far as sheer, pure feats go, Superman has this. Superman has held black holes shut with his god damn hands. If Goku's stronger than this, he's never showed it. Period. What about speed? Goku can move faster "than the human eye." Oh fucking boy. Superman can do that same "blink out of sight" bullshit that Goku does, and in fact can approach light speed. Can Goku? Maybe, they never fucking say, so we can only assume that they're close to even in terms of speed. Here's the thing, though: even if Goku is a smidgen faster (let's give him the benefit of the doubt, why not), Superman has VASTLY. VASTLY superior control over his body when going at that speed. Goku can go fast and he can attack fast, and that's neat and all, but has never performed any technical feats involving his pace--speedblitzing, for instance, or in Superman's case VIBRATING THROUGH GOD DAMN FIRE. That's fucking right. Superman can vibrate his own body so fast that he TRAVELS. THROUGH. FIRE. And solid objects, but that's not as awesome. Crazier still, he can vibrate so fast that he becomes invisible to conventional vision, though I'm sure Goku could at least keep up with his movements well enough for this not to be a big deal. Basically, even if Goku IS faster than Superman (and there's no reason to assume he is), Superman has DEMONSTRATED multiple times a finer manipulation over his own speed, an ability to milk more out of it in an actual fight than Goku can. But wait, you may say. Goku can blow up planets. Glad you mentioned it. The only planets ever outright immediately destroyed in DBZ involve A.) Filler B.) Planets smaller than our world's Earth and/or C.) Attacks explicitly designed for destroying planets, and not conventional ki attacks or D.) Krillen says an attack could blow the planet up but there's never any real evidence, just people shitting their pants for three episodes. DBZ's earth is smaller than our's, and that's the truth (there's maps and shit, officially agreed to by Akira Toriyama and I could find them if I gotta). In other words, the moon that Master Roshi blew up was SUBSTANTIALLY smaller than our's, Arlia was filler, and Namek was taken out by an attack created solely for doing what it did. Majin Buu took out Earth at the end of the series, but Buu was hands down the most powerful villain in DBZ. I won't argue that Goku can't match that level of power, but I'll argue until I die that taking out a planet the size of OUR earth would be harder than taking out THEIR earth. Not that it fucking matters, because dun dun dun DUUUUN: Superman could blow the Earth up if he wanted to. Fact #1.) Superman's heat vision is literally his vision. There is no beam to avoid, there is no blast, there is no charging up or powering it. If you are within Superman's vision and he decides to light your ass up, guess it sucks to be you. Unless Goku can outright avoid being seen at all (and he can't, trust me), then Goku is not dodging a damn thing in this fight. Superman can even broaden the degree, angle, arc, etc of his heatvision to encompass more of his peripheral. Fact #2.) Superman's heat vision does not lose heat as it fans out. Superman has heated the entire planet from space, and lost absolutely nothing in terms of power. He commented to himself that his heat vision has the same strength no matter how far he shoots it or how much he broadens it, meaning that if Goku is ten miles away and Superman can only barely see him... well, sucks for Goku, and everybody else ten miles between them. Fact #3.) The upper temperature of Superman's heat vision is immeasurable by current technology, according to several different comics. Think about that for a second. We can measure the heat of a star. We can measure the heat of the sun. We can measure the heat of magma. We cannot, CANNOT MEASURE the heat of Superman's fully beefed up heat vision. Superman could, with a proper view of the Earth, hit the entire fucking planet with his SEEING IT and the entire god damn planet would experience a heat greater than science is capable of keeping up with. Superman could, yes, incinerate the entire planet in an instant. No charging, no calling his attacks out, no powering up. Superman can reach space in the blink of an eye. That's half a second for him to appear in space, look at Earth, and Earth to stop being there. No cupping his hands. No screaming. Superman, half a second, no Earth. For every feat that Goku has ever accomplished--strength, durability, speed, energy--Superman has done the same and better consistently. There is just not a damn thing that Goku could do that Superman couldn't one up easily. Superman is superior to Goku in almost every way imaginable. Boosh.

Bravo answer me this

If Superman is so strong why does he believe Batman can take him down if need be


I'm not bringing DBZ into this Manga or no.

[.44 Magdalene]

Batman has kryptonite, knows where to get more, and has demonstrated no qualms with holding Lois Lane hostage in a desperate situation. Batman might not be able to BEAT Superman, but he does know how to shut him down without so much as a whimper.

[Jeritron]

.44's post is insanity. I'm inclined to agree with it, even though I know nothing about DBZ. If what he's saying is true, and I trust it is, then gg.

[Jeritron]

[.44 Magdalene]

And that's all Post-Crisis Superman, or modern Superman.

Old, Pre-Crisis Superman is even more ridiculous, with feats bordering on the cartoonish-- moving planets back into orbit with his breath, closing boom tubes with his hands, and shit like that.

[Jeritron]

Is anyone going to praise my fucking awesome idea about Magneto attempting to move Earth closer to the sun temporarily to weed out humans (and some weaker mutants who are expendable)?

[KIRA]

Originally Posted by .44 Magdalene Somebody dared me.

I love you

[KIRA]

Originally Posted by Jeritron Is anyone going to praise my fucking awesome idea about Magneto attempting to move Earth closer to the sun temporarily to weed out humans (and some weaker mutants who are expendable)?

Dosent Magneto Believe all mutants are created equal

That sounds like something he'd do in a fit of insanity only, plus depending on how close it is to the sun I don't think he'd want to wipe out nature to kill humans.

[dronepool]

Magneto isn't that evil either. At least not in the regular Marvel universe.

[.44 Magdalene]

Yeah, the "survival of the fittest only" thing sounds like more of an Apocalypse strategy. Though, Apocalypse trying to commandeer Magneto's powers for a similar result would be pretty epic.

[Jeritron]

He believes in whatever he wants to believe. He has wanted to wipe out some humans before. The X-Men are mutants, and we see how he deals with them. He has his beliefs, but he's a sociopath at the end of the day and I could see him justifying such a thing. Crazier shit has been done in comics to create a large scale conflict.

I don't really think it's the best or most likely idea, I just really wanted to discuss it more

[KIRA]

Originally Posted by dronepool Magneto isn't that evil either. At least not in the regular Marvel universe.

I'm going to make you choose between your children right now


Deadpool vs Batman

[.44 Magdalene]

Originally Posted by Jeritron Crazier shit has been done in comics to create a large scale conflict.

Yeah, but not without people bitching about it. I'm still pretty pissed about how alot of characters were written to behave in Civil War.

[Jeritron]

I want to watch some X-Men episodes from the early 90s so bad right now

[Jeritron]

I love Magneto's misplaced sense of righteousness. I guess that trait leads me to believe that on a bad day, he could get to thinking that wiping out humans was the way to go, and losing some mutants in the effort would be worth it. I could even see it being construed as those mutants being heroes who sacrificed themselves for the cause, even if they had no fucking say in the matter.

Though I do agree there's no real basis to say Magneto is this evil. Just a thought. Villains need to keep getting more evil anyways

[KIRA]

Originally Posted by Jeritron Though I do agree there's no real basis to say Magneto is this evil. Just a thought. Villains need to keep getting more evil anyways

Which is why I would've loved to introduce you to a man named Souske Aizen

[Kalyx triaD]

X-23 vs Cassandra Cain

[Vastardikai]

Originally Posted by KIRA Bravo answer me this If Superman is so strong why does he believe Batman can take him down if need be.

This was actually answered during the initial Hush storyline. Batman had to battle a Supes corrupted by Poison Ivy. He more or less systematically negated all of his advantages either by location or by outright lying before he found a way to counteract the effects of Ivy's toxins. And he busted out the Kryptonite ring to hurt him.

[Jeritron]

Dr. Doom would probably be on board if he was promised a good peice of real estate in the deal.

Why would he need Doom? Let's say the process requires time and focus, and leaves him vulnerable. Surely the heroes will be trying to stop him. Even if they didn't find out until he started, they'd have time to intervene and he'd need defense. A good stronghold/perimiter.
The Brotherhood isn't reliable enough to do all of this. This would call for Doom's touch. And of course other assorted villains who can be bought for a variety of promises.

Talking out my ass pretty good right now.

[dronepool]

Originally Posted by KIRA I'm going to make you choose between your children right now Deadpool vs Batman

I'll go with Batman. If he can handle Joker, he can probably knock down Deadpool for a few seconds. I'm not one of those Deadpool marks that think he's teh best ever.

It really depends which Deadpool because in the 90's he took out Juggernaut and did other crazy shit, these days he probably still could do impressive stuff but he's become a joke/punching bag at Marvel lately just because he could take it.

I mean Batman could come to a standstill with Deathstroke (Deathstoke beat him a few times didn't he?)


But really things like that don't bother me because it's all based on the writer and it doesn't really matter

AGILITY AND ACROBATICS A nice agility feat http://s39.radikal.ru/i085/0905/b3/6c4a0627ca41.jpg http://s46.radikal.ru/i113/0905/c4/600cc2d61634.jpg More http://s42.radikal.ru/i096/0905/0e/bf4754d8ad20.jpg Easilly stands and fights on an electric wire http://s54.radikal.ru/i145/0905/81/74fe14e214fe.jpg More acrobatics. http://i055.radikal.ru/0910/08/d4ccddd19a1d.jpg Some more. http://i036.radikal.ru/0910/d2/669122c17274.jpg Another display of acrobatic skills. http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/3642/99page07.jpg JUMPING Steals a case from some armed men and jumps on a 3 storied building and shoots them.. http://s57.radikal.ru/i158/0905/f0/c0f6db2ebfc1.jpg http://s56.radikal.ru/i154/0905/32/567752b4620c.jpg http://i011.radikal.ru/0905/65/fddfef96c4a1.jpg With only two jumps he get on top of a skyscraper. Pay attention to the building on the background. It is now well below him. http://s55.radikal.ru/i148/0905/8d/cf665faad759.jpg http://s58.radikal.ru/i159/0905/77/f570e4f8001f.jpg I guess that counts as a strength feat as well. Speaking of strength. STRENGTH Great Lakes Champions Made a mistake of asking Deadpool to become their honourary member, so he stayed at their HQ for like few weeks and whenever they tried to kick him out he would beat the crap outta someone. So they had to call Squirrel Girl for help. Kinda funny how he breaks that guys (who is wearing an armor suit btw) neck just for the heck of it and without any efforts. http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/59...lisfs010048.png Apperantly rips some mercenary’s face off. http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5729/deadpool09p05.png Kicks a zombie's head off. http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/5846/cd48dcp0005.png throws Peter Parker at a great distance with one hand. http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/...eetsamuraid.png break soldier's hand with one arm. http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/...ersable2304.jpg Kicks a hydra agent pretty far. http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5272/img020r.png Sends 3 large stone gargoyles flying with a wave of his sword. http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/...fenders1706.jpg Breaks Madcap's neck with a punch. http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/729/madcap.jpg Kicks Cable's head through a brick wall. http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/934/xforce01509.jpg Shoves his fist down some mercenary’s throat lol http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2536/deadpool03p08.png Snaps some guy’s neck (seemingly with one hand) and gives him a wedgie afterwards. Don’t know what happened to the other guy though, guess the same thing. http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/...ldeath98p31.jpg Catches a punch from Moonstone (who I believe is class 90-100 correct me if im wrong) and almost breaks her hand. http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/30...l041page016.jpg Kills some soldiers and tosses one of them several meters in the air. http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/5003/deadpool39p19.jpg Runs away from an explosion while carrying three guys. http://s46.radikal.ru/i112/0905/e5/e92df5dbe391.jpg Ok, that was a worm up. Now for the real feats. HEALING FACTOR AND DURABILITY Takes a bullet to the face. http://s53.radikal.ru/i142/0905/2d/1573bb7858a7.jpg Adamantium claws through his brain. http://s46.radikal.ru/i112/0905/11/d52703a9773f.jpg http://s61.radikal.ru/i173/0905/ca/6156ef87418e.jpg Gets hit by Storm's lightning. http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/...ldurability.jpg Gets blown up by Punisher, doesn't even stop him from talking. http://s42.radikal.ru/i096/0905/2e/d35ce83a6d93.jpg http://i080.radikal.ru/0905/f1/1951c5886a78.jpg Deadpool HF prevents him from getting poisoned. http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/...7ffsxtvp011.png Regrows a new head after getting shot by Punisher. Doesn't take too long. http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/...idekings323.png http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/48...idekings324.png http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/54...borosdcp005.png Was bound to happen sooner or later. Survives a nuclear explosion. Is just fine few pages later. Anything to impress a hot chick. http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/25...egioncps016.png http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/...egioncps017.png http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/28...egioncps020.png http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/...egioncps022.png Stops the techno organic virius Cable has. http://i038.radikal.ru/0905/b0/3c5012dd86e0.jpg Wade attempts to get rid of Tom Cruise face. http://i053.radikal.ru/0905/fb/383cd39cd387.jpg Deadpool spends 800 years burried underground. http://i018.radikal.ru/0905/bb/9895da070093.jpg http://s42.radikal.ru/i096/0905/2c/34e674f43d39.jpg http://s56.radikal.ru/i153/0905/0a/dccf25ba8227.jpg 800 years later, he's not just alive but is able to beat the crap outta many armed soldiers with his bare hands. http://i032.radikal.ru/0905/d0/c1989cca34c1.jpg One HUGE explosion. Not a scratch on Deadpool. http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/78...ool01p092sv.jpg http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/52...ool01p102vc.jpg Grows back from being a puddle. http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/335/cd005081vn.jpg http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4969/cd005094kn.jpg http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/5064/cd00510116dm.jpg http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/5686/cd005120dr.jpg Falls from great height and is ok. http://i032.radikal.ru/0910/e1/9774e5f792f8.jpg http://i055.radikal.ru/0910/08/d4ccddd19a1d.jpg http://i040.radikal.ru/0910/43/9b0f93b867d7.jpg Flies through the atmosphere and crushes on earth. Burnt a little but other than that is fine http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1779/dpmwam01003.jpg http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8839/dpmwam01004.jpg http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2782/dpmwam01005.jpg http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/8915/dpmwam01006.jpg SKILLS shooting and throwing Hits dragonfly with a stone. http://s46.radikal.ru/i114/0905/82/cedf22c7b001.jpg Nothing special but still. Throws a knife. http://s39.radikal.ru/i084/0905/f7/1ed3cb78c4b5.jpg Shoots 7 hydra agents before they could blink, let alone pull the trigger. http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/...dpool043017.png His aim was off for a while, the first thing he does when it's back. http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/3602/31824535.png Throwing ninja stars. http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/...egioncps029.png Practices his aim. Throws a knife without even looking at the target. http://s50.radikal.ru/i127/0905/bc/da68e82acb76.jpg Throws some kind of weapon and KOes three guys at the same time with it. http://s39.radikal.ru/i086/0905/6d/9c5607bc7a26.jpg Deadpool shooting like crazy. Scares the crap outta everyone but only hits the ones he was supposed to hit. http://s51.radikal.ru/i132/0905/5b/bb2e55358d94.jpg other skills Deadpool is captured by the skrulls. At least that’s what they think, but Wade shows that he could’ve easily escaped at any moment. http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1563/deadpool013.jpg http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/6564/deadpool014.jpg It's not a secret that Deadpool is an expert in many martial arts. He's also a master of sumo. http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/...eamuppage20.jpg Deadpool knows several languages. Knows spanish, german and his japanese is flawless. http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/...eamuppage11.jpg lol Deadpool - fourth Hydra's biggest threats. big grin http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/...dpool043015.png All the people Deadpool's killed in his life. laughing out loud it's more than Superman's saved in his. http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/...adpool03312.jpg Because of Thanos curse Deadpool truely is immortal. http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/4326/deadpool06421.png http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/...adpool06422.png Telepathy resistance. Black Swan tries to read Deadpool's mind and almost gets his brains fried. http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/...adpool06917.png http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/...adpool06918.png Emma Frost and Cable can not read his mind. http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/...l08200418br.png http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/...l08200419br.png Kills Mr. Immortal (for like a billions time) with a REMOTE. http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/28...lisfs010027.png http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/79...lisfs010028.png Deflects a paper clip with his fist thrown at him by Bullseye right back at him. (but Wade still gets shot) http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3301/deadpool36p05.png kills 107 hummer agents off-panel lol http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/85...l041page011.png fighting skills Kills 2 mercenaries http://s43.radikal.ru/i100/0910/84/d6fde24fa840.jpg http://s61.radikal.ru/i173/0910/4f/6693ab20d913.jpg Kills a bunch of monsters with zero efforts. http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4733/cd47dcp0028.png http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/9956/cd47dcp0030.png http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/5066/cd47dcp0032.png Kills a few dozen soldiers while chatting with Bullseye http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8158/deadpool01606.jpg http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/...adpool01609.jpg http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/...adpool01610.jpg Dodges some shots and cuts the monsters to pieces. His idea of fun. http://s60.radikal.ru/i170/0905/49/66429123d8a3.jpg Owns the sh!t outta some alien monsters Bugs Bunny style. http://s57.radikal.ru/i156/0905/fb/2986f4aeeab0.jpg http://i070.radikal.ru/0905/1b/97d8ae111838.jpg Gets through an obstacle course that has lots of lasercanons, missiles, mines and killing robots without getting a scratch. The course was specially designed to test an Ironman-like battlesuit but Wade didn't need it. http://i004.radikal.ru/0905/87/121ab2176f0f.jpg http://s60.radikal.ru/i169/0905/a1/23b6938c17c4.jpg Scares the crap out of The Man Without Fear while fighting some guys. http://s47.radikal.ru/i116/0905/23/1b8fa5d96448.jpg Don't @#!$ with Deadpool. http://s56.radikal.ru/i152/0905/df/b2e7fd8f1fed.jpg http://i029.radikal.ru/0905/b2/d90d4ac81351.jpg Seriously... Deadpool vs few hundred (thousand?) warriors. They're all armed with swords, shotguns and AKs. http://s53.radikal.ru/i139/0905/84/7e5696833d01.jpg http://s56.radikal.ru/i152/0905/a4/76b06eac6502.jpg http://s56.radikal.ru/i152/0905/0d/0c1c2f87fb33.jpg http://s54.radikal.ru/i146/0905/2a/78b04e77eeea.jpg http://i063.radikal.ru/0905/aa/3f584002488d.jpg Yeah, he kills them all. btw he only got so many cuts to the face because he wanted to. Another attempts to get rid of that horrible face Loki gave him. SPEED and REFLEXES speed Saves Osborn before he falls to the ground, does it Spider-man style and makes jokes in process http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/...adpool01140.png http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/...adpool01141.png Cuts some pirates hands off so fast they don’t see him move. http://i069.radikal.ru/0910/67/4cd0355f202d.jpg Saves Siryn before she's hurt by ether Juggernaut or the molten vat. http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/...olls202pg21.jpg Dunno if this counts as a speed feat but I like it.. Deadpool shoves the dog down the guy's throat before he could pull the trigger. laughing out loud http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/...oncps039040.png Frees some hot chicks that are tied up to a chair WHILE beating the crap outta T-ray. Displays his speed, acrobatics as well as sword and fighting skills. http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/...lkryptoniaw.png http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/...lkryptoniaw.png Blitzes Flatman with a stapler. big grin http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/93...lisfs010041.png http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/...lisfs010042.png Punching speed. http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/3338/img014.png In this scan he kills a guard with a gun and gets behind two other guards so fast they couldn't follow his movement. http://s39.radikal.ru/i084/0905/39/bf1ad66db8cd.jpg Kills T-ray faster than he could blink. (repeated) http://s42.radikal.ru/i095/0905/af/332202683162.jpg Shields the chick from like a dozen symbiotic tendrils. http://s58.radikal.ru/i161/0910/f9/1cdb43265e0b.jpg http://s03.radikal.ru/i176/0910/a3/1c4a6d4a185d.jpg Typhoid Mary throws a sword at some innocent bystander in a different direction from where Deadpool’s standing but Wade stops the sword and saves the guy. http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/2722/deadpool08p14.png running speed Catches up to a bike. http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/9169/83820300.png Ok this is a crazy running speed feat. Deadpool CATCHES UP with a speeding plane that is about to take off. Think how fast a plane goes right before taking off. http://i082.radikal.ru/0909/d5/77f59eab6e86.jpg