08-23-2015, 10:11 PM | #521 |
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Nnnnnnnnnnnoo
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08-23-2015, 10:11 PM | #522 |
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Feel KO needed that win
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08-23-2015, 10:11 PM | #523 |
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Woo
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08-23-2015, 10:11 PM | #524 |
President of Freedonia
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Owens He needed that
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08-23-2015, 10:12 PM | #525 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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08-23-2015, 10:12 PM | #526 |
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08-23-2015, 10:12 PM | #527 |
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08-23-2015, 10:12 PM | #528 |
Loque Ja
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Feel like Cesaro needed the win more
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08-23-2015, 10:12 PM | #529 |
Resident drug enabler
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08-23-2015, 10:13 PM | #530 |
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08-23-2015, 10:13 PM | #531 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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08-23-2015, 10:13 PM | #532 |
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lol at JBL writing on the paper.
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08-23-2015, 10:14 PM | #533 |
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Good match. Agree with Owens needing that win more but hopefully Cesaro push/momentum doesn't end up getting derailed.
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08-23-2015, 10:14 PM | #534 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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It all began in 2002 Cole you dipshit.
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08-23-2015, 10:14 PM | #535 |
wekasauce
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Big E is the best
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08-23-2015, 10:15 PM | #536 |
Large Marge sent me
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I don't think Taker can taker a dozen suplexs
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08-23-2015, 10:15 PM | #537 |
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Mountain Dew Rep: It's okay guys you don't have to drink it. Just set it on the desk and make sure the label faces the camera.
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08-23-2015, 10:16 PM | #538 |
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08-23-2015, 10:16 PM | #539 |
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Cesaro's momentum has been started and stopped so many times they might as well put the next attempt off for one night. If he hasn't been ruined by now, he won't be ruined by that.
Owens is still fresh and has a small chance to save his "first impression". He came in with the "biggest upset ever" and followed it with three losses to a guy on the developmental brand and two losses to Cena. A loss to Cesaro would have officially signified "start from scratch" time. |
08-23-2015, 10:17 PM | #540 |
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08-23-2015, 10:17 PM | #541 |
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DUH
DUH DUHDUHDUH DUHDUH DUH DUHDUHDUH DUH DUH DUHDUHDUH |
08-23-2015, 10:17 PM | #542 |
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9:30
Next up is a divas team match. Gonna do the dishes during this. Also my grandmother called me back. Happy birthday to her. We talked about eggplant, because she makes good eggplant. Don’t know who won. 9:55 Here comes Cesaro. This guy is pretty good. There has been “a thing” where people hold up signs that say “Cesaro Section,” I don’t get if it’s because it sounds like Caesarian Section or what, but a lot of people like him, but the WWE never lets him go far, I think. He is facing Kevin Owens, a guy who is pretty new but has had “the most impressive WWE debut ever” according to the WWE. He runs his mouth a lot, I like him. They come out and start hitting each other in the face. Caesaro goes flying over the rope to hit Kevin Owens, jesus. Michael Cole, the announcer, starts talking about the people all over the world watching SummerSlam on the WWE Network. Jerry Lawler says he got a tweet from someone named Jude and Manila, and Lawler really “loves their envelopes.” Meanwhile, my fucking fire alarm keeps beeping. It’s making my headache worse. Both these guys are sposto be real “solid workers” and I guess they’re doing a good job, but my interest is waning. Trying to prove me wrong, Kevin Owens yells, “I am on fire.” I took a shower during this match because I’m definitely going to sleep as soon as this PPV ends, because tomorrow I have to wake up and do my job. Also showers make my headaches feel better sometimes. So I don’t know who won this match either. |
08-23-2015, 10:17 PM | #543 |
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08-23-2015, 10:18 PM | #544 |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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08-23-2015, 10:18 PM | #545 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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08-23-2015, 10:18 PM | #546 |
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Putting the over-under on Taker's entrance at 6 minutes. Place your bets.
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08-23-2015, 10:18 PM | #547 |
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08-23-2015, 10:19 PM | #548 |
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08-23-2015, 10:19 PM | #549 |
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I suddenly feel into in this match. Not for the usual "I'm just rooting for the guy I'm more into/more emotionally invested in" reason. But for the "I'm really rooting for WWE not to go full retard" reason.
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08-23-2015, 10:19 PM | #550 |
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I'm sure in the time it takes Undertaker to get to the ring we can whip one up
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08-23-2015, 10:19 PM | #551 |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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Welp, unzip...
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08-23-2015, 10:19 PM | #552 |
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The clock starts NOW.
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08-23-2015, 10:19 PM | #553 |
Celestia's Left Hand
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The Necromancer of the Nutkick
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08-23-2015, 10:20 PM | #554 |
wekasauce
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I feel like the Undertaker in general is the WWE just taking itself way too seriously
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08-23-2015, 10:20 PM | #555 |
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Where the fuck was lesnar's ramp pyro... wtf...
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08-23-2015, 10:20 PM | #556 |
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If Taker wins I'm not posting here anymore, until tomorrow
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08-23-2015, 10:20 PM | #557 |
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08-23-2015, 10:21 PM | #558 |
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I know WWE love to be all hyperbolic with match build-ups and whatnot but this whole "too big for WrestleMania!" thing is retarded. Just feels needless to de-emphasize the biggest show of the year.
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08-23-2015, 10:21 PM | #559 |
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Opening bets on the first move done in this match?
Nut Kick seems to be a favorite if its Taker and Suplex for Lesnar. |
08-23-2015, 10:22 PM | #560 |
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