08-24-2015, 01:21 AM | #721 |
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Jon Stewart turning heel is pretty cool on paper. Didn't see the show. I hope Rollins makes him the honorary US Champion or something. Bring back David Arquette for a US Title at Night of Champions.
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08-24-2015, 01:23 AM | #722 |
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I'm curious to see what they do for Night of Champions, actually. My guess is that Brock is going to be pissed off, so he sits at home for a while.
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08-24-2015, 01:29 AM | #723 |
OLD SCHOOL FAN
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08-24-2015, 01:36 AM | #724 |
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The superstars section on WWE.com doesn't show Seth Rollins as the United States Champion. I do not think that the title was absorbed in to the WWE World Heavyweight title like when (then reigning World Heavyweight Champion) Triple H defeated (then Intercontinental Champion) Kane. If they intend to continue with the championship, I sincerely hope that Rollins does not relinquish it so that a new champion can be crowned at "Night of Champions". |
08-24-2015, 01:39 AM | #725 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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According to people at the event, Undertaker started to collapse after his match against Lesnar. Was walking to the back, got woozy, and had to crawl a bit to reach the backstage curtain.
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08-24-2015, 01:43 AM | #726 |
Resident drug enabler
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Cena-Stewart feud with Rollins playing the Miz "I don't belong here" role. After that... WWE calls it quits. They've run through everything already. WrestleMania is 4 hours of Fandango dancing. PPV buys are through the roof. All wrestling ceases to be and all that is left is Fandango. You understand? Fandango is all that is left.
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08-24-2015, 01:44 AM | #727 |
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Geez, it might be time to call it quits for Taker.
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08-24-2015, 01:46 AM | #728 |
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US Championship: Jon Stewart (c) vs. Stephen Amell
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08-24-2015, 01:51 AM | #729 |
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How does Heyman react to the screwy SummerSlam finish. With RAW being Vince McMahon's 70th birthday, it'd be a good opportunity to have Heyman confront Vince McMahon and talk about some changes that need to happen...
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08-24-2015, 01:52 AM | #730 |
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It'd be a good way to get the edge off The Authority storyline too. Heyman can hit up Vince for some control, or else he and Brock will walk. Vince gives him a 60-day trial as the WWE's General Manager.
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08-24-2015, 01:56 AM | #731 | |
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08-24-2015, 01:58 AM | #732 |
the low Art Gloominati
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08-24-2015, 02:08 AM | #733 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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08-24-2015, 02:12 AM | #734 | |
shisen sucks all the cock
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Standing ovation for vito. And let's not forget to tune into the daily show to hear jon stewart tell you why he did what he did,oops we forgot he is retired with no platform to get more attention on our product. |
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08-24-2015, 02:32 AM | #735 |
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Heyman's thoughts about the Summerslam PPV (watching in the theater).
Heyman's thoughts about the Summerslam PPV (watching in the theater).
1) There was an amazingly hot Asian MILF sitting beside me and she brought her 3-4 year old son to watch. I literally wanted to eat her vagina while simultaneously stroking my cock. Almost went to the bathroom during the women's match to go jerk off and lick my own semen with her in mind. 2) People on here seem to be disappointed by the PPV as a whole, but the nearly sold out theater that I went to greatly enjoyed the event. Some gave it a standing ovation in the end. 3) Many people on here are disappointed by the Lesnar/Taker finish, but I think it was the perfect finish for a few reasons: A) You can't have 50 year old Taker going cleanly over Brock as it would ruin his credibility. B) On the flip side, the WWE needed to pay respect to Taker's legacy and Wrestling career and so Lesnar squashing Taker again wouldn't have been good for business. C) This non-conclusive match sets-up Lesnar/Taker at Mania in front of Taker's home crowd in what will likely be Taker's swan song (with Lesnar ending Taker's career, and making Taker go 22-2). 4) New Day is way the fuck over. I didn't realize how over they were since I barely watch wrestling these days, but these guys are great. The fans in attendance and in the theater really loved these guys as did I. 5) After watching Cesaro tonight, my opinion of him has changed. While I love Cesaro, I don't think he presently has that "it" factor needed to be THE guy. I am now in agreement with posters Noid and The CyNick on this. 6) The Wyatt's are still 'over', but the WWE needs to do something significant with Bray this year otherwise the WWE risks not capitalizing on his potential star power. 7) Sheamus, Titus O'Neil, and Dean Ambrose really impressed me tonight. Miz wasn't too bad either. Randy Orton looked disinterested in his match, while Big Show also looked like he was going through the motions. 8) I think Kevin Owens has an outside shot of being "the face" of the company if he leans out significantly. 9) Roman Reigns is unfairly getting crapped on by the fans. I think he's much better than people give credit. 10) Was very impressed with Rollins/Cena. Last edited by Heyman; 08-24-2015 at 04:11 AM. |
08-24-2015, 02:37 AM | #736 |
The black Corey Graves
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08-24-2015, 03:36 AM | #738 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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08-24-2015, 03:42 AM | #739 |
shisen sucks all the cock
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so basically heyman wants to stroke his dick around kids, we should watch his opinions of sports entertainment a little more closely....jesus christ dude. the fuck
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08-24-2015, 03:48 AM | #740 |
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'Taker looks like he's on some roller coaster at like a Six Flags or some shit. Brock looks like he got stoned out of his mind backstage before the match.
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08-24-2015, 04:10 AM | #741 | |
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No. In the hypothetical scenario where I was able to lick the Asian MILF's vagina while jerking myself off, I would greatly prefer it if the kids left the theater as to not witness what was going on. As far as Summerslam goes, which parts do you disagree with? You don't see the value of the Lesnar/Taker controversial finish? You disagree with my comments on Orton and Show being lackluster? You disagree with my assertion that New Day, Sheamus, Titus O'Neil, and Miz looked pretty good? You disagree with my thoughts on Reigns being underrated, and Ambrose being terrific? Sounds to me like you're upset because I believe your nemesis, #1wwf-fan, is a much better poster than you are. |
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08-24-2015, 04:20 AM | #742 | |
The black Corey Graves
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08-24-2015, 04:24 AM | #743 |
Father of Hinduship
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NormalSmiley "most likely" fantasizes about smelling Ryback's underwear directly after Ryback finishes wrestling matches, lollll.
(by the way, I have actual proof that this might be true). |
08-24-2015, 07:28 AM | #744 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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08-24-2015, 08:36 AM | #745 |
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So is it going to be revealed that like Sting was the mystery timekeeper that rang the bell early or something?
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08-24-2015, 08:49 AM | #746 |
WOOOOOOOOO!
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Not a terrible show, but not great either. I found the screwy ending of Taker-Lesner took away from the match, but I get why they did it....I wish they could've found a better way to have done it (maybe kinda like Hogan-Andre?) I'd say this was a B to B+ inda show.
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08-24-2015, 08:55 AM | #747 |
Quality Meme Producer
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New Day saved this PPV from totally tanking. What a waste of time
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08-24-2015, 09:01 AM | #748 |
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If they didn't want to have a finish to Taker/Lesnar why just not book the storyline? Why do they keep stalling on Lesnar? This guy breaks the streak and then destroys Cena decisively.... Why are they making these decisions?
I am also wondering what they are doing with Cesaro... Weren't they just building him up? The 50/50ness of midcard hell is terrible. |
08-24-2015, 09:22 AM | #749 |
BAY BAY
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That was the first main roster WWE I watched since the Raw after Mania. Couple of good matches but that in no way made me want to start watching again. Goddamn.
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08-24-2015, 09:26 AM | #750 |
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too many brocks
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If you want to make money hand over fist, you have to get the attention of the casual fan. Unfortunately, they built the show to do that for this show only and nothing after as Hasney says: This is why the show was a total waste. Nothing was settled. Nothing was accomplished. |
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08-24-2015, 10:00 AM | #752 | |
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1) Sweet. Go for it, man. 2) Haven't actually watched, but I guess a larger audience could make a car crash seem like a good show. 3) I agree with those asking "Why even book Lesnar/Taker in the first place?". There's a whole of "where now?" going on in WWE at the moment. Two part-timers that aren't even going to be on RAW in a few weeks continuing personal issues? No thanks. And I have no interest in another Brock vs. Taker match. They're using the match to set up another match? Why? 4) The New Day are great. Best decision to have them win back the Tag Titles. They remind me of Edge & Christian. Cocky heels that win when it comes down to the wire. If they kept losing, they'd be over, but you'd be running them dry. I'm not sold on the Prime Time Players yet, but the story structure here is good. 5) Cesaro should have won the match. If for no other reason that Kevin Owens was in a fucking Ladder Match the night before. But Cesaro was the face. I get that people think the heel should win the first match in a series, but I feel that the face needs to get you to believe in them. Owens could attack Cena on RAW and get his heat back. Cesaro is now ranked steadily below a whole bunch of guys. They're putting a cap on him. 6) Agreed. If I were Seth Rollins, I'd be shitting myself about both Brock Lesnar and John Cena. Best solution? Make an offering of the US Title to Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper. You're buying two tough heels to watch your back. And The Wyatts need to bounce back, surely even in Bray's mind. It'd be a mutually beneficial relationship. And given his issues with Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose, and the next PPV being a title-oriented one, having some gold gives him a reason for being on the show; but he can also use the title to cause friction between Reigns and Ambrose. Eg. "Sure, I'll defend the US Title against one of you homeboys...but you need to sort out who it will be by fighting each other first, and I know both your egos are too big to lie down. Muwahahahaha." 7) Not really much to say on this. Sheamus shouldn't talk so much. Randy Orton is a great babyface, but they never really know what to do with him. Big Show is a bit directionless. Titus O'Neil is missing something, but has something. I dunno, don't really feel like he's "wrestlery" enough. Kind of a PR gimmick. I want to see Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns properly feud. 8) Kevin Owens has an aura. Just don't say what you said about him, or people will call you Jim Cornette and attribute you to hating the guy. He's got a bad-ass vibe and has an accessibility that few guys have. I'd like to see him clash with some heels and see if people buy him as a face. 9) Agreed. Reigns is getting good at piecing together his matches. I think smart business would be to turn him heel, but I see Ambrose turning on him first, even though people will still probably cheer insane heel Ambrose more than white-meat babyface Reigns. 10) Rollins and Cena are both fantastic. No clue where they go now, and not in a good way, but I imagine their rivalry continues. |
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08-24-2015, 10:08 AM | #753 | |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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08-24-2015, 12:11 PM | #754 |
Loque Ja
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Cole: "There's nothing Cena could do but watch!" Me: "He can stop holding himself up...." |
08-24-2015, 12:14 PM | #755 |
Loque Ja
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08-24-2015, 12:36 PM | #756 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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I like Mrs. Rhodes' "I ain't mad at it" face in the background
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08-24-2015, 02:56 PM | #758 |
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EC3 IS all kinds of awesome on TNA. Basically one of the few reasons I keep watching.
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08-24-2015, 02:58 PM | #759 |
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Don't like how TNA treats finishers like regular moves in big matches.
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08-24-2015, 02:59 PM | #760 |
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Also hate how ROH overbooks big matches sometimes.
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