03-29-2012, 07:55 PM | #81 |
Flame on, Motherfokkas!
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03-29-2012, 08:26 PM | #82 |
Spammy Certified
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I tried "The 40 year old virgin knocked up sarah marshall and felt superbad about it" worst dollar I ever spent.
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03-29-2012, 09:06 PM | #83 |
Inconceivable
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It's probably either Penny Dreadful, the Box, or Kickboxer: The Fighter/The Winner.
Still can't forgive Amazon for sending me that garbage when I wanted vintage Van Damme. |
03-29-2012, 09:34 PM | #84 |
MILF Eater
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03-30-2012, 09:30 AM | #85 |
It's High Noon!
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Who needs flying monkies when you've got guys who hunch over and ride with wheels on their hands and items not made of emerald that make you vanish?
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03-30-2012, 09:57 AM | #86 |
Listen to Killer Mike
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Gummo
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03-30-2012, 10:41 AM | #87 |
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Just remembered this other piece of shit movie that like 3 girls recommended I see. Said it was one of the best movies they had ever seen, but that I had to go into it with an 'open mind'.
Well, I like to think I've got one of the most open minds anyways when it comes to movies. I love all kinds of movies. But this movie was just BAD. Ink - 0/10 What a fucking terrible movie. I didn't even finish it. Usually I can at least force myself to watch movies, but this was terrible. The story was awful, the acting was TERRIBLE, and the effects in this movie sucked. I guess it was a low budget movie, but come on. The effect that was constantly over the picture was awful and distracting. It supposedly has some really deep meaning, but who cares when the entire point of it was to be some artsy film that tried too hard. I looked up the ending, and I'm glad I didn't waste my time on it. I would post the synopsis from imdb but it's pretty long and honestly not worth it. Can't believe this shit has a 6/10 on imdb. It was the most try-hard attempt at being artistic and deep while failing to do either and just being annoying at every turn. |
03-30-2012, 04:33 PM | #88 |
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Dragon Ball Evolution was pretty horrendous, and that was with me expecting the worse. The first Twighlight was God awful. But I'll go with Dragon Ball.
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03-30-2012, 04:45 PM | #89 |
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Anything Nicholas Cage has done in the last 5yrs
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03-30-2012, 04:52 PM | #90 |
PARTY MOST HARDY
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I didnt like Donnie Dark0 very much. It didn't make any sense at all. One of those arty farty movie
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03-30-2012, 04:57 PM | #91 |
ELF ANGEL
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Watch it again.
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03-30-2012, 04:59 PM | #92 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
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03-31-2012, 11:12 PM | #93 |
Flame on, Motherfokkas!
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Haha I caught that shit on my TV though despite I never saw it in the theater. Thank god.. And Piccolo looks like a fucking cabbage head!!!
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04-02-2012, 07:14 PM | #94 |
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Bridesmaids. I can't sit thru that stupid movie anymore.
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04-02-2012, 07:23 PM | #95 |
ELF ANGEL
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Think I am going to watch Donnie Darko sometime soon. Dont think I have watched it in like 4 years.
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04-02-2012, 07:40 PM | #96 |
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I think i watched 5min of Dragonball Evolution before it got turned off. So much hope only for it to be terrible.
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04-08-2012, 02:06 PM | #97 |
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Thats the thing; I had absolutely zero expectations for Dragon Ball and it still sucked.
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04-10-2012, 08:14 PM | #98 |
Formally LOD
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Buried. Absolutely hated that movie.
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04-10-2012, 09:40 PM | #99 |
Samurai Rocker
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Yeah, Dragonball Evolution sucked big time. The next time they decide to make a Dragonball film, it should be an all-Asian cast and crew and get the story right.
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04-10-2012, 11:01 PM | #100 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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04-13-2012, 05:53 PM | #101 |
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Granted, I fully expected this to be awful, but it still gets my vote.
Never before has a movie poster so succinctly summarized the movie it's advertising. |
04-13-2012, 08:53 PM | #102 |
The Year of the Bullet
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If I think a movie is going to be that bad I make a point not to watch it. But as mentioned right above me AVP and AVP2 were both god awful. I also hated, HATED Stuck On You.
By the Farrelly brothers, Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear are good actors...Eva Mendes is hot...but this movie is utter garbage. |
04-13-2012, 08:58 PM | #103 |
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I have 2.
On the Line - Lance Bass finds a pocketbook on the train, and falls in love with its owner based on the contents. An old girlfriend insisted that we watch it, figured it would be a good "romantic date" movie at least, and ended up begging her to put something, anything else in after about 1/2 hour. The first one she picked was George of the Jungle (I think she picked the stupidest movie she could so I'd break & put "her" movie back in.) I loved George. Mary Shelly's Frankenstein - My fury with the flick built until DeNiro did Kano's fatality from Mortal Kombat on Tim Burton's wife. I stopped the cassette, went to my neighbor's house & gave it to him. I've never went back and watched the rest of it. I hope nothing awesome happened. |
04-29-2012, 06:11 PM | #104 |
b/c 5 is better than 4
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04-29-2012, 06:49 PM | #105 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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Beowulf. Easily.
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05-03-2012, 07:43 PM | #106 |
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I think one of the reasons why I disliked that film "Step Brothers" is because it was like watching my life story. It's not a badly made film. I'd just enjoy it a lot more if I could be a Harvard graduate who works on Wallstreet, drives a nice car and is dating Paris Hilton, and then I could point and laugh at the characters in Step Brothers like everyone else, and be happy I don't have to be around them, or have the same problems they do, but the film was an over exaggerated depiction of my own life, and I always feared that because I lived at home at the time I saw it, that how we all see the two leads is how people see me: This giant, goofy and stupid man-child. That fear was one of the motivations for moving out in 2009, and the way things are going for me, I may be living the "Step Brothers" lifestyle again. Perhaps I should just embrace it, and break out my Yoda shirt, and buy some drum-sets.
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05-04-2012, 01:13 PM | #107 |
it's really real meat
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aliens vs predator requiem
the stapler starring rob schneider |
05-09-2012, 06:21 PM | #108 |
The Queen
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Street Fighter Legend of Chun Li. I went into this expecting something as fun as the 1994 live action SF film but Legend of Chun Li was just a total bore.
Not much humor Terrible fight scenes Bad acting across the board None of the video characters in this film looked like the characters they are supposed to be M. Bison getting changed from a General madman to an Irish Real estate guy |
05-09-2012, 06:40 PM | #109 |
Inconceivable
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The biggest problem Legend of Chun Li had was lacking Van Damme as Guile.
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05-09-2012, 11:44 PM | #110 |
Flame on, Motherfokkas!
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^ that and the costumes of Bison's red Hitler-style military uniform.. And the psycho CRUSHER FINISHER!
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