09-01-2016, 08:30 PM | #1 |
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TNA IMPACT - 9.1.16 *Official Thread*
I missed the first half hour but I assume stuff n things happened
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09-01-2016, 08:38 PM | #2 |
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OK. here is what I (and wepww) missed!
Mike Bennett and "The Glamasaurus" Maria Kanellis cut a promo about how Moose needed to fall in line. Bobby Lashley came out and said Moose has had it with them both and has joined Lashley's side. Moose came out and said he is a Moose to himself, and that later tonight everyone would know where The Moose stands. 1 - Matt Hardy defeated Crazy Steve ULTIMATE X Championship GAUNTLET Match: DJ Z vs Trevor Lee vs Mandrews vs Rockstar Spud vs Andrew Everett vs Brandon Sutte |
09-01-2016, 08:52 PM | #3 |
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DJ Z won the belt. Announcers said you won't catch cruiserweight action like this anywhere else on the planet!
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09-01-2016, 09:02 PM | #4 |
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Watching college football but have Impact recording.
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09-01-2016, 09:12 PM | #5 |
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A-Ron Rex (Damian Sandow) and Drew Galloway have to be restrained from one another. Announcer said it was like two dogs with rabies who were extra, extra rabid.
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09-01-2016, 09:18 PM | #6 |
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I just turned it on. Who are these guys?
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09-01-2016, 09:18 PM | #7 |
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Oh wow, that's EC3. And apparently Eli Drake. Is EC3 a face now?
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09-01-2016, 09:19 PM | #8 |
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Ethan Carter III and Eli Drake. They aren't feuding to my knowledge, just a random match
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09-01-2016, 09:19 PM | #9 |
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I can't tell if he's a face and I've watched Impact for about a month now, so probably, Yes.
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09-01-2016, 09:19 PM | #10 |
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Eli Drake sure does say his name a lot.
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09-01-2016, 09:20 PM | #11 |
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EC3 definitely working as a face right now.
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09-01-2016, 09:21 PM | #12 |
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I'm glad he still has the same theme.
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09-01-2016, 09:22 PM | #13 |
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Who is this Allie chick? Do you think she wants to fuck me?
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09-01-2016, 09:22 PM | #14 |
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ECIII seems like a guy I am surprised WWE didn't do more this. He is good onthe mic and in the ring.
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09-01-2016, 09:22 PM | #15 |
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Also, are they making fun of Bayley?
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09-01-2016, 09:23 PM | #16 |
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She won the belt last week but I guess her gimmick is she is not a wrestler, just Maria's assistant
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09-01-2016, 09:23 PM | #17 |
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She might want ur D
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09-01-2016, 09:27 PM | #18 |
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This Matt Hardy stuff really is fucking awful.
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09-01-2016, 09:28 PM | #19 |
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I used to like DJ Z. This version seems weak, though.
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09-01-2016, 09:29 PM | #20 |
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DJ Z cutting a promo about his girl problems, life problems and how if you believe you can achieve and he is now Global X Champion. Then he yelled "Brrrr-Brrr-Brrrr-Brrrrr" real loud.
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09-01-2016, 09:30 PM | #21 |
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09-01-2016, 09:31 PM | #22 |
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As awful as this is, I might set it to record weekly. More wrestling is good wrestling in my book. Also, Maria's butt. Wow.
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09-01-2016, 09:31 PM | #23 |
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Maria hates the Demon Gail Kim.
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09-01-2016, 09:32 PM | #24 |
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Maria is being super mean for what seems like no reason.
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09-01-2016, 09:33 PM | #25 |
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I think Maria is trying to get Allie to scissor with her. I'll stick around for a second.
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09-01-2016, 09:35 PM | #26 |
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Pretty solid match there.
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09-01-2016, 09:36 PM | #27 |
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Moose is a really dumb name. Also, he looks like Bobby Lessley.
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09-01-2016, 09:36 PM | #28 |
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Marie mounting her opponent for the win
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09-01-2016, 09:38 PM | #29 |
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The Moose will let everyone know where The Moose stands before the end of the night and you damn well better not get in the way of The Moose when The Moose is ready to stand.
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09-01-2016, 09:39 PM | #30 |
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I'm going to DVR the rest of this and call my girlfriend. Hopefully I don't call her Maria on accident. Good luck, slik.
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09-01-2016, 09:40 PM | #31 |
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thx
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09-01-2016, 09:43 PM | #32 |
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OK, she didn't answer. I'm back. This sucks.
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09-01-2016, 09:43 PM | #33 |
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Do Maria and Mike Bennett just run this place now?
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09-01-2016, 09:44 PM | #34 |
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They are the top heels in TNA, but Smashing Pumpkin Billy Corgan is the on-air authority figure
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09-01-2016, 09:45 PM | #35 |
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Is Lashley a face now? I thought he was a heel last time I watched like a month ago.
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09-01-2016, 09:46 PM | #36 |
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Announcers referring to Maria's hard fought battle earlier tonight for the Knockout's Belt
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09-01-2016, 09:47 PM | #37 |
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He is both a face and heel I think. He cut a promo on Smashing Pumpkin last week.
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09-01-2016, 09:47 PM | #38 |
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I really don't mind Lashley in the ring. Pretty good, really.
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09-01-2016, 09:49 PM | #39 |
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Moose has brought a pipe to ringside because that is what Moose does. Moose is not afraid to use the pipe on anyone who gets in Moose's way. Moose is not fucking around tonight ladies and gentlemen.
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09-01-2016, 09:51 PM | #40 |
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Does Moose still do that fist pump thing on the way to the ring?
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