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Old 12-14-2005, 10:22 PM   #1
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Jerry: "Your guy called to say he ordered your pencil. He keeps calling, he does'nt even care if a man answers!"

Elaine: "Or you."



Frank: Like an animal. Because of her, I have to sit here like an animal!

Serenity now! Serenity now!

George: What is that?

Frank: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets

too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, 'Serenity now!'

George: Are you supposed to yell it?

Frank: The man on the tape wasn't specific.



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Old 12-15-2005, 02:37 AM   #2
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GEORGE: Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread.

SOUP NAZI: Bread -- $2 extra.

GEORGE: $2? But everyone in front of me got free bread.

SOUP NAZI: You want bread?

GEORGE: Yes, please.

SOUP NAZI: $3!

GEORGE: What?

SOUP NAZI: No soup for you! [snaps fingers]
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Old 12-15-2005, 10:51 AM   #3
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Never heard of it.
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Old 12-15-2005, 04:16 PM   #4
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Never heard of it.
Yeah right.
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Old 12-15-2005, 05:00 PM   #5
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George: "The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli"
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Old 12-16-2005, 09:34 AM   #6
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not a quote, but Jerry's reaction to something...

after Jerry tells George that the girl he wnats to set him up with is a great conversationalist and that should anything happen to Elaine, they could put this other girl in and not miss a step...

George: You dont have a replacement lined up for me right?

I love Jerry's facial response to that...


also...
Kramer: Sometimes I like to help the humans
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Old 12-16-2005, 05:12 PM   #7
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George: Ever heard of shrinkage? Like when you come out of the pool?
Elaine: It shrinks? I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
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Old 12-16-2005, 07:20 PM   #8
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The whole dialogue between Jerry and George in "The Setup" (I think that's the name of the episode......it's the one where Jerry is telling George about a girl while Elaine is telling this woman about George).

Part of it:

George: What about the cheek?
Jerry: What ABOUT the cheek?
George: I like a good cheek....you know, it needs a rosey glow.
Jerry: A rosey glow?

They go on to do numerous body parts.
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Old 12-16-2005, 07:32 PM   #9
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The whole dialogue between Jerry and George in "The Setup" (I think that's the name of the episode......it's the one where Jerry is telling George about a girl while Elaine is telling this woman about George).

Part of it:

George: What about the cheek?
Jerry: What ABOUT the cheek?
George: I like a good cheek....you know, it needs a rosey glow.
Jerry: A rosey glow?

They go on to do numerous body parts.
That would be "The Fix Up"

And it was a pinkish hue.

Jerry: She's got great eyebrows, people would kill to have her eyebrows.
George: Who cares about eyebrows?
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Old 12-17-2005, 05:49 PM   #10
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Old 12-19-2005, 10:48 PM   #11
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That would be "The Fix Up"

And it was a pinkish hue.
You're an idiot.

He said both.
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Old 12-19-2005, 10:51 PM   #12
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You're an idiot.

He said both.

Meh, Whatever.
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Old 12-20-2005, 12:00 AM   #13
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He's right though. You are an idiot.
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Old 12-20-2005, 12:24 AM   #14
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He's right though. You are an idiot.
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Old 12-20-2005, 12:26 AM   #15
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That's very unnecessary.

May I recommend a chill pill?
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Old 12-20-2005, 12:32 AM   #16
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lol, It's that Christmas spirit.
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Old 12-20-2005, 12:41 AM   #17
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Old 12-21-2005, 02:06 AM   #18
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LOL Just heard it.

Kramer (Driving): Hey, your lights are on!

George: Kramer, it's a funeral precession.
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