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Old 02-22-2010, 03:17 PM   #241
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Old 02-23-2010, 02:07 AM   #242
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Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.

Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is.

Wiggum: Hah! The day I take cop lessons from Ma Kettle --

Lou: Hey, she's right, Chief. [shows him "Springfield Law"]

Wiggum: Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. [Shot of Eddie the cop with squirrels running around in his pants, and a bunch of cops watching and laughing] Boys, knock it off!
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Old 02-24-2010, 07:22 PM   #243
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Old 02-28-2010, 03:42 AM   #244
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Old 02-28-2010, 04:29 AM   #245
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Old 03-01-2010, 01:41 AM   #246
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Burns."
[Everyone gasps]
Burns: "Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters
before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny
new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya."
[Smithers whispers to him]
"Hmm? What? Oh, and by that I mean, of course, it's time for
the "Worker of the Week Award". I can't believe we've
overlooked this week's winner for so very, very long. We
simply could not function without his tireless efforts. So, a
round of applause for...this inanimate carbon rod!"
[Everyone cheers]
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:12 AM   #247
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Milhouse: Do you hear that, Bart? That was the tardy bell. Truant! Truant! Truant, they'll all say!
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Old 03-01-2010, 02:48 PM   #248
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Milhouse: Do you hear that, Bart? That was the tardy bell. Truant! Truant! Truant, they'll all say!
LOL, watched that one last night.
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Old 03-10-2010, 01:53 AM   #249
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Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
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Old 03-11-2010, 10:33 PM   #250
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Bart: Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?

Marge: You just answered your own question with that commode mouth.
Besides, you kids need to learn morals and decency and how to love your fellow man.

[in church]

Lovejoy: And with flaming swords, the Aromites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men and did feast on what flowed forth. Among whom also we all once conducted ourselves in the lusts of our flesh...
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Old 03-17-2010, 03:11 PM   #251
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:53 AM   #252
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Man: Oh my God...the PTA has disbanded! [jumps out a window]
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Homer: We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman. She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred... tons.
Man: This enormous woman will devour us all! Aah! [jumps into water]
Homer: Er, I meant the statue... [of liberty]"
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Frink: Nn-hey, good evening, ladies and --

Man: [hysterical] Quit stalling! What's the plan?

Frink: All right, just take your seat, just take your seat.
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Chief Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is *not* something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.
Man: [screaming] Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?
Chief Wiggum: Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.
Man: I've have it up to here with your "rules"!
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:54 AM   #253
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Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
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Old 03-18-2010, 10:21 AM   #254
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Bart: I can't. I told my dad I'd wait for him.

[ Truck drives off ]

Kids: Barton Fink! Barton Fink! [ Tires Screeching ] Barton Fink!
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Old 05-26-2014, 12:23 PM   #257
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