02-09-2013, 01:30 PM | #40721 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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02-09-2013, 01:54 PM | #40722 |
Over Like Rover
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yes. That's pretty standard "wrestling comedy", you can see those spots in a lot of comedy matches all over the world, especially the criss-cross and airplane spin spots. Invisible hand grenades that make everybody move in slow motion until they "explode" (after which they all sell the explosion) a guy that can be paused by pressing the start "button" on his shorts, hypnosis and a big green dragon that attacks guys with his tail aren't really the same thing.
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02-09-2013, 02:02 PM | #40723 |
Over Like Rover
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now I'm going to go and watch some random Chikara clips on Youtube
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02-09-2013, 02:18 PM | #40724 | |
Taller than Adam Cole
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How is hypnosis any different than controlling a guy with an urn or any other magical object? |
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02-09-2013, 02:35 PM | #40725 |
Over Like Rover
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because it's not 1995 anymore
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02-09-2013, 02:55 PM | #40726 |
Over Like Rover
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also, HOW DARE YOU INSULT DRAGON DRAGON
his head fell off in the name of entertaining you |
02-09-2013, 02:56 PM | #40727 | |
Spammy Certified
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lol what?
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02-09-2013, 03:46 PM | #40728 |
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What? That's standard date talk for me.
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02-09-2013, 04:23 PM | #40729 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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02-09-2013, 05:19 PM | #40730 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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Honestly surprised they acknowledged Nailz in that article.
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02-09-2013, 06:00 PM | #40731 |
Over Like Rover
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no. They also wouldn't care if they bought out Barney the dinosaur and had him go over Big Show but that's not going to happen either
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02-09-2013, 06:08 PM | #40732 | |
King K Cool
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He already seems to be good friends with Orton and you know what they say about friends in high places. |
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02-09-2013, 06:10 PM | #40733 |
Grim Fandango
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I vaguely remember Alex Riley doing the Chuck Taylor grenade routine a couple of times before he was removed from TV, obviously with all the good parts of the spot missing so it was really just a 20 second standing elbow drop.
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02-09-2013, 06:50 PM | #40734 |
King K Cool
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02-09-2013, 06:53 PM | #40735 |
Over Like Rover
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02-09-2013, 07:39 PM | #40736 |
Y2KoTF
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This Burnt Rice character isn't going to last long.
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02-09-2013, 10:10 PM | #40737 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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02-09-2013, 11:08 PM | #40738 |
Noid approved
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The PowerPlex was an awesome tag team finisher. Someone bring it back.
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02-09-2013, 11:39 PM | #40739 | |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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02-09-2013, 11:46 PM | #40740 |
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02-09-2013, 11:56 PM | #40741 |
Over Like Rover
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if they'd given the Cobra to Steve Blackman years ago and put it over as a "paralyzing nerve strike", people would have bought into it (Umaga hitting guys with his thumb anyone?) if Steve Blackman came out and threw an invisible hand grenade at Meat and pinned him, they'd have shit on it quicker than Randy Orton around some bird's bag. Yeah the Cobra is a big dumb comedy schtick but it still allows you to suspend your disbelief. The same can't be said about one guy giving another an atomic drop that knocks 6 guys and a referee over because he had an invisible grenade down the back of his shorts.
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02-10-2013, 12:24 AM | #40742 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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02-10-2013, 01:51 AM | #40743 |
TPWW's #3 Peep
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CSL, you seem to be taking this invisible grenade business very personally. What happened?
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02-10-2013, 02:13 AM | #40744 |
Over Like Rover
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I woke up one night as a child to find an invisible grenade trying to get into my bed
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02-10-2013, 03:04 AM | #40745 | |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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Just saying, you can't quite put WWE on a pedistal as things like the hand grenade spot being beneath them. If we can be asked to believe Papa Shango made Ultimate Warrior bleed by magic, Vince McMahon blew up in a limo and walk around 100% unscathed the next week, a leprechaun has lived in a magical void under the ring, and Mae Young and Mark Henry's hand-baby grew up to be a full grown... Thing, we can believe a pause button on somone's pants makes them stand still. It just becomes easier to pick on because its in the lowly indies. Hell, one of my favorite spots of all time is really fuckinig dumb, and it was done by none other than Ric Flair. 10 head bounces into the turnbuckle by his opponent while the audience counts, Flair keeps going, unassisted (as in, his opponent, usually Sting, is no longer touching him) for like 5 more bounces, then turns around, staggers to the middle of the ring, and Flair Flops. You can't be so serious about this. |
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02-10-2013, 03:07 AM | #40746 |
King K Cool
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02-10-2013, 03:08 AM | #40747 |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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... but I guess Lance Storm, and by extention Cool King, can.
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02-10-2013, 03:10 AM | #40748 |
King K Cool
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Only for a minute.
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02-10-2013, 03:12 AM | #40749 |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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Or exactly 1:08
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02-10-2013, 03:36 AM | #40750 | |
Over Like Rover
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02-10-2013, 03:38 AM | #40751 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Tits or GTFO.
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02-10-2013, 03:40 AM | #40752 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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02-10-2013, 03:45 AM | #40753 |
King K Cool
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02-10-2013, 03:50 AM | #40754 |
Y2KoTF
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Seems legit
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02-10-2013, 03:53 AM | #40755 |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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02-10-2013, 03:56 AM | #40756 |
King K Cool
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02-10-2013, 04:00 AM | #40757 |
Over Like Rover
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lol you've picked out a post where I state that I don't think WWE should or would use it. Which I also mentioned in my reply. Which was the basis for my other replies. Which also isn't the point you were trying to counter in your lengthy post up there. How aren't you getting this? Bit ridiculous buddy.
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02-10-2013, 04:21 AM | #40758 |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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No, the point I was trying to make is that it's all a ridiculous suspension of belief... Chikira comedy is no "lower" than that of WWE, who has asked us to believe a grown midget, who is supposedly Vince McMahon's illegitmate son, gained the ability to talk by making a wish to Santa.
You said the grenade-in-shorts spot doesn't equate to Jon Lovitz' Cobra. I'm saying it takes the same suspension of belief to believe one works as it would the other. |
02-10-2013, 04:22 AM | #40759 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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FFS, quit acting like Kane Knight and Droford.
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02-10-2013, 04:27 AM | #40760 | |
Over Like Rover
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YOU WILL SIT HERE AND YOU WILL READ MY PEARLY WHITE FONT PLASMA SCREEN |
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