03-20-2015, 02:56 PM | #1 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Worst things WWE could do at 'Mania
... or giving WWE ideas.
My honest belief is that the tag line for Wrestlemania XXXI should be "Fuck You." Everything they're doing is because... Fuck You! In essence, come up with the biggest Fuck You you can for this year's event. I'll start (and this is probably the most realistic thing anyone comes up with): The IC Ladder Match is dropped from the card entirely so there is extra time for the LL Cool J segment, Sting vs. Triple H, and Reigns vs. Lesnar. = "KARA-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Question Mark.
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03-20-2015, 02:59 PM | #2 |
Over Like Rover
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placate all of the internet fans
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03-20-2015, 03:05 PM | #3 |
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Not having Sting v Triple H last.
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03-20-2015, 04:06 PM | #4 |
Let me talk to ya
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Worst thing that could happen is Bryan wins the IC ladder match and then is put into the main event.
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03-20-2015, 09:00 PM | #5 |
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Worst thing? Just watch it and itll be that.
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03-20-2015, 09:04 PM | #6 |
Fire up Chips!
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They could make a stipulation that if Daniel Bryan does't win the IC belt he can never say "Yes" again and has to shave his beard.
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03-20-2015, 09:08 PM | #7 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Have ICE-T open the show to promote a "WUPHF.com" fake.
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03-21-2015, 02:43 AM | #8 |
Father of Hinduship
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Worst thing would be to have Undertaker defeat Bray Wyatt in my opinion. Have Bray Wyatt defeat Undertaker cleanly, and have Wyatt 'bury' or 'sacrifice' Undertaker afterwards. This should be Undertaker's last match ever.
As contradictory as this may sound, I think Rusev going over Cena at Mania' would be a mistake as well. Rusev is already over. Have Cena win at Mania and hand Rusev his first loss. |
03-21-2015, 09:42 AM | #9 |
Feeling Oof-y
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Heyman sort of touched on it, but having all of the predictable winners actually win.
If reports are correct we're gonna get wins from Bryan, Cena, Reigns. I can't see Sting losing (nor should he), I'd expect Kidd/Cesaro to retain now the Usos are seemingly out of the picture. There's still ? over Taker/Wyatt as it's hard to say not only who will win but also who should win, and the ATGBR, but if Sheamus is in that I think he'll win. They need to do something surprising. |
03-21-2015, 01:05 PM | #10 |
TPWW's #3 Peep
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If the event is good, that'll be surprising enough.
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03-21-2015, 05:56 PM | #11 |
The black Corey Graves
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Am I the only person that doesn't want Sting Vs Triple H last?
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03-21-2015, 06:45 PM | #12 |
It's a blood match!
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Brock and Reigns is going on last.
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03-21-2015, 06:53 PM | #13 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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I think Taker/Bray will go out last because they need darkness.
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03-21-2015, 07:45 PM | #14 |
Feeling Oof-y
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03-21-2015, 07:51 PM | #15 |
Resident drug enabler
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Yeah, I can't see any way Reigns vs Lesnar doesn't close out the show.
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03-21-2015, 09:21 PM | #16 |
Listen to Killer Mike
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Mae Young twerking to LL Cool J performance.
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03-22-2015, 01:03 AM | #17 |
Fire up Chips!
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Mae Young is dead.
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03-22-2015, 01:13 AM | #18 |
Quality Meme Producer
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They could find the biggest fuckin' detester of WWE on the internet and make his dreams come true and swerve the whole event into oblivion. Attitude 2.0 comes back and the ratings, also the money would come back.
Have Cena get in a fucked up car wreck and rebuild him as RoboCena. RoboCena tags with Mizdow, cause why the hell not? Adrian Neville debuts on RAW and RoboCena uppercuts his head off, thus solidifying his heel role. RoboCena computes Heel into this brain harddrive and he gets all the angry Internet trolls to love him and I'll see your ass at Wrestlemania |
03-22-2015, 01:54 AM | #19 |
Trickster Demon
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The show will probably be fine, it usually is, even when it's a year with a weaker card.
That said... *Taker squashes Bray *Reigns squashes Lesnar *HHH beats Sting clean *Sheamus wrestles and appears on the card *Double Count-Out or Double DQ Rollins/Orton *IC title match ends in no contest *Random celebrity pimps an app no one cares about or will use for 10 minutes to open the show |
03-22-2015, 07:59 PM | #20 |
Father of Hinduship
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Reigns and Lesnar will definitely be last. No question. I can't believe that it's even being debated on here.
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03-22-2015, 07:59 PM | #21 |
Father of Hinduship
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I'm also hoping that Lesnar stays on with the WWE and defeats Reigns at Mania'.
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03-22-2015, 08:28 PM | #22 |
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I'm actually not certain that Lesnar vs. Reigns will headline. I can see Vince having some last minute panic about crowd reactions.
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03-23-2015, 04:37 AM | #23 |
DIY MS FILMWORKS
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Doesn't matter what they do...
Hell they could have Bryan come out and beat everyone on the roster win every title.Get a sex change win the divas title. And the online fans would still bitch. Entitled lil fucks. |
03-23-2015, 04:55 AM | #24 |
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#1. El Torito interferes and assists Los Matadores to win the pre-show fatal 4 way and win the tag team straps for the second time as a team.
#2. The Miz eliminates Damien Sandow to win the Battle Royal. #3. The Bella Twins destroy Page and Lee in under a minute. #4. R-Truth sneaks on a ladder and wins the IC belt for the first time in his career. #5. Seth Rollins pins Orton clean. Backstage segment: Rollins and D Bryan get into an argument and this leads to an impromptu match for the briefcase. #6. Super Cena makes Rusev taps out for the US title and makes out with Lana. #7. D Bryan makes Rollins tap the fuck out and becomes Mr. Money in the Bank for the second time. #8. Triple H nails Sting with the sledgehammer and gets the pinfall victory #9. Undertaker makes Bray Wyatt tap out to the "Hells Gate" submission maneuver. Vince McMahon comes out and pardons Undertaker's loss to Lesnar at Mania XXX. Making him 22-0 at Wrestlemania. Vince and Taker start making out on the ramp as Linda shouts for a divorce. This prompts the return of "HERE COMES THE MONEY!"...Shane disproves of his father's lifestyle and beats the living daylights out of him and Undertaker. Out comes Darren Young to save the day and throws Shane McMahon out of the WWE ring once and for all. Vince, Undertaker, and Darren have a smoochfest as Lawler gets horny. #10. Roman Reigns pins Lesnar for the title after Heyman turns on Lesnar. Reigns and Heyman celebrate in the ring as D Bryan makes his way down to the ring. Lesnar jumps back into the ring and hits Reigns with an F-5. D Bryan goes for the cover but Roman kicks out. D Bryan sets him up for the running kick when "IF YOU SMELL...", The Rock runs to the ring and clotheslines Brock Lesnar straight to hell. He then goes on to Rock Bottom Heyman, and finally destroys Bryan with a spine buster followed by the decapitating People's elbow. He then drags Roman's body over Bryan's as the referee counts to the three. Everyone on the internet is angry. End of story. Vince comes out and invites the fans to his wedding on RAW with Kane banned from attending the ceremony. |
03-23-2015, 06:09 AM | #25 |
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K-Fed returns and costs Cena the match and challenges him to a match at Mania 32
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03-23-2015, 09:06 PM | #26 |
#YesMovement
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3 Words. Kid. Rock. Performance.
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03-23-2015, 09:14 PM | #27 |
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* The Usos win the Tag Team Titles for a third time when Natalya turns face on Tyson. She and El Torito dance with The Usos and Rikishi for no reason at all.
* LL Cool J promotes his app in a segment that goes longer than it needs to, but then goes even longer than that because they get Santino Marella to come out and ask to be shown in detail how to use it. Then Adam Rose comes out and they all dance off together. Nattie and El Torito are also there. * Daniel Bryan takes an early bump off the ladder and sells his neck being re-injured. Dolph Ziggler shows concern for Bryan, and escorts him to the back and just looks sad at the IC Title hanging there. Goldust appears and cuts a promo saying "I found the Cosmic Key!" and he holds up a light which Stardust does think if the Cosmic Key, and he also leaves the match. It looks like Dean Ambrose is about to win the IC Title, but the title gets pulled up out of his reach, because The Authority hates him. He shrugs and dives out onto Barrett. Harper and Truth fight it out to see who gets to climb. Truth wins out, but then freaks out because there are spiders on the ladder, so he walks off. No one is left to win the match, so LL Cool J comes dancing out with the Exotic Express, climbs the ladder and wins the title. * The Bella Twins defeat Paige and AJ because Paige accidentally bumps into AJ and they argue for ten seconds and Brie hits her Facebuster for the pin. AJ looks grumpy and folds her arms. * John Cena cuts a serious promo in the back saying he knows how to defeat Rusev now. He found the secret. Cena comes out eating a banana, and tosses the peel on his way to the ring. Rusev slips on it making his entrance. Rusev has hurt his back, but wants to start the match anyway, despite being the heel. Cena then hits the Attitude Adjustment and wins the US Title. Lana demands a rematch, and Cena says "OK." He then puts Rusev in the STF and Rusev taps. Lana then tries to seduce John Cena, because she likes winners. Nikki Bella comes out, without the Divas Title, and shrugs as if to say "What's up?" They start to argue. Cena puts his arm around both and says "It's a good thing I've got another banana..." * Randy Orton beats Seth Rollins in a prolonged squash designed to get "justice" for the babyface. Noble and Mercury interfere, but their interference does nothing to help Seth, who just cops another RKO when he tries to capitalize. Orton then punts Rollins in the head, takes the Money in the Bank contract as medics come out to remove Seth Rollins. * Dean Ambrose is upset that he got screwed out of the IC Title. Dolph Ziggler and R-Truth are also upset because they have gripes. Stephanie announces a Triple Threat on RAW where the winner gets an IC Title shot, but the guy who gets pinned is fired. * The Miz wins the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal when it comes down to him and Sandow, and tells Sandow to jump out and Sandow does. * Triple H pins Sting with a Pedigree in a match which Sting dominates, designed to make him look good, even though he is the babyface. But Triple H hits the Pedigree out of nowhere and wins things for the WWE. * The Undertaker defeats Bray Wyatt with the Hell's Gate. Taker gets a casket and puts Bray in it as Bray screams. Taker slams the lid shut and Michael Cole informs us that The Undertaker will always be The Face of Fear in WWE. Taker then slips on the banana peel left by Cena. * Roman Reigns wins the WWE Title cleanly. Heyman just watches on trying to work out how to sell this. Reigns celebrates as the crowd goes mild. The Rock's music hits. Out comes The Rock, LL Cool J and The Usos to congratulate Roman. |